Why the hell dont woman tell you.....

[JustJacked]

that they are a big fat slob before meeting you in person? Picking up girls on the internet is risky business. They post a pick of them when they WERE in good shape and looked good. Then, they had 3 kids(which they forgot to mention), started eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on a daily basis and gained 40 flabby pounds. Its pretty embarasing when you tell her to meet you at the bar of an upscale restaurant and you walk in wearing a 3000$ suit perfectly tailored and looking pretty sharp and shes sitting there in faded blue jeans and a white tshirt with ketchup stains(after you asked her to dress nice) while drinking a king can!

This is why i have a dozen email addys!

 

[Basic_wonder]

Girls can gain a hundred pounds in like 5 seconds .....

 

[gymbitch]

Girls can gain a hundred pounds in like 5 seconds .....

only those that sit on their asses all damn day, and eat non stop- then bitch about the fact they are getting fat and wonder why........

 

[Mach1]

They're desperate

 

[mustang_00]

hahaha i had that happen to me once. This chick sent me a picture of her hot friend and when we met up this HUGE girl came walking to my car and i put it in neutral everytime she got a little bit closer the car would roll faster down hill. i laughed so hard i thought she was actually going to chase my car.

also this is very important. if you ever talk to a girl on the phone without seeing her, if they sound hot their NOT!!!!

 

[theoak01]

I hear ya bro,I do the internet thing occasionally due to working in bars and not being interested in anyone interested in me in a bar,and then I dont really go other places I can meet anyone, and I tell ya ive met some crazy ones,fat ones who I swore wasnt the picture they sent me, I dont have time to screw around so Ill be blunt and say im not interested.

 

[HardHat87]

I got burnt like that a few times. NEver went all out with the suit etc. I'd meet at like a coffee place. One was like 30 pounds larger than the pic I saw. I did her anyway that night.

 

[JustJacked]

hahaha i had that happen to me once. This chick sent me a picture of her hot friend and when we met up this HUGE girl came walking to my car and i put it in neutral everytime she got a little bit closer the car would roll faster down hill. i laughed so hard i thought she was actually going to chase my car.

also this is very important. if you ever talk to a girl on the phone without seeing her, if they sound hot their NOT!!!!

Ah man! Im in tears. Thats hilarious! I can just picture this fat broad chasing after your car like its the ice cream truck!