Why is it that......?? (kinda off topic)

[Arioch]

Has anyone every said "sure, i'd love to see your snatch"

Fortunately, no.

It would be rather amusing to rig up some sort of prothsethic device just for this.

 

[Deciever]

now i have the sudden urge to ask a female o-lifter to see her snatch.

Arioch- i watched an HBO special and im pretty sure you coul buy fake vagina to use for your "snatch"

 

[Arioch]

now i have the sudden urge to ask a female o-lifter to see her snatch

Rememer, most of them are quick in addition to being strong. They will hurt you. But there are certainly worse ways to go.

Arioch- i watched an HBO special and im pretty sure you coul buy fake vagina to use for your "snatch"

Some people obviously have way too much time on their hands.

Are you sure you were not watching one of those porno channels but do not wish to post it in case your parents find out?

 

[benchmonster]

I have gotten the "How much can you bench?" question at least a twenty times ths year from people I just met at bars, clubs, relatives etc.. If the person is interested in training then I will discuss it and give them tips and refer them to the elitefts site. If they are condescending and trying to fck with me a little like your fat fiend then I will say that I hardly train or that I dont train so they wont bother me.

Usually someone will say something like "I used to bench 300 but I hut my shoulder" or some lie like that. If the person is interested in improving then I will help but if they try to get into pissing contests then I will shut them down.

The old, I used to be big, bit. I used to get that shit all the time. I got that a lot in law school, and college, especially from the non-traditional students. One guy used to tell me that he was so big that he wore the thighs out on his Levi's, and could not wear jeans because of it. I responded "Boy, you really let yourself go, what happened to you?" I think he was expecting me to be awed by the former body he may have had, if I chose to believe him.

I also get the old, how much do you bench thing from time to time. I do the same thing as Jay. I just tell them. Nobody believes me when I tell them. People cannot fathom a 220 lb person benching 500 plus.

Other times when I am feeling like a smartass, I tell them I can bench 175. When they say, Aw come on, I retort, No really, put it on the bar, I can do it, just give me a real close spot.

B.

 

[Deciever]

haha, i'll be careful about the asking the girl.

Unfortunately i dont get any porn channels, so yes it was an HBO Special. and im being perfectly honest.

 

[benchmonster]

Funniest line ever by a sports commentator happened a while back, and this is, best I can tell, a true story.

One commentator asked the other one what he thought of a particular female competitor's chances of winning the event. His response,

"I saw her snatch this morning, and it was magnificent!"


I am sure the network was thrilled about that one.

B.

 

[p03t1c]

"I saw her snatch this morning, and it was magnificent!"

hahahah!

 

[argent]

Ya i get the how much do you bench question too. I just tell them and they shut up!

When people start with there lifts un officially i give them the chance to prove it with me. Dude iam a straight shooter, if you give me bull shit (familiy friends or not) i will call you out. Cause lord knows i have been questioned by people who dont believe me. So i show them a pic or magazine and my validity is done. Now prove yours!

And if some Fat boy says he benches 700 lbs in his home gym tell him straight up "your a fuckin lyer". I would. If not prove it. Plan and simple. Until he proves it then drop the discussion. Tell him he is making a fool of himself! Let him knwo he would be one of the best in the world and with no training he should train and be Number 1! Then say get fuckin real!

I get that "how much ya' bench" routine ALL the time. It's fucking annoying b/c it's not like they really give a shit. They just want to go back and tell their cronies that they met a guy who benche xxx lbs. Then one of the cronies goes out and finds somebody who claims to bench more, just to "one-up" his friend.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Thanks for all of the responses......some pretty cool ways of dealing with a bullsh**ter .