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Why I am proud to be Canadian...

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SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?






1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!


Have anything not mentioned here? Why not add to the list!


I AM CANADIAN!!!
 
I'm proud to be Canadian because

We produce some great music
We have the hottest chics
We live in beautiful country
We have the hottest chics

And we live right next to the US, so no one will ever fuck with us.
 
I like it here because:

1. We're an openminded bunch. Diversity is one of our strenghts.

2. We have the best beer in the world.

3. We're a very forward thinking country. Ganja, for example, will likely be legal here within 5 or 6 years.

4. Hot women.

I'd gladly move somewhere in the US tho, if it ment warmer weather and a good job. :)
 
Wow i love this thread,

Im proud to be canaidna because Its full of patriotic love , ha! fuckers it says so in our anthem..

Because, Were allowed to get away with saying EH!
Because our beer is called moose piss:)
Because all the coolest sports were invented here, as noted above
Because we dont hate americans like they hate us ;)
Because POUTINE! was invented! i orgasm over that food, omg..

Something all of you should be proud of even you americans that think nothing wonderful has ever come out of canada,

WELL HERE I AM BOYS!!!! :bigkiss:

W00t im 78% canadian , Muah!
 
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