Why are men like this?!

[AFeedz]

Lmaooooooo

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol

 

[miplank]

 

[TableFun]

lmao!!!

 

[Ripp42]

Not my ego! And no one is too good for me, maybe not compatible, but never not too good.
If some guy would not want me, I'm not interested in the chase.

I'm a grown up ass muthafucking woman ;-)

Ur muthafucking?

Or motherfucking?

I do that too! Now that we have something in common can we go out on a date?

 

[Ripp42]

This is how my 21 yr old womanizing nephew talks.

And he learned that from ur bf or xbf lmfao

 

[youpissmeoff]

Women over think men too much. We have 2 emotions, hungry and horny.

If you don't see us with a boner, make a damn sandwich.

It is that easy!!!

 

[smurf2]

Women over think men too much. We have 2 emotions, hungry and horny.

If you don't see us with a boner, make a damn sandwich.

It is that easy!!!

lOl I was looking for the like button

 

[nangiggles]

Women over think men too much. We have 2 emotions, hungry and horny.

If you don't see us with a boner, make a damn sandwich.

It is that easy!!!

Wimmenz are not to be trusted! here's an example...

 

[mrplunkey]

Women over think men too much. We have 2 emotions, hungry and horny.

If you don't see us with a boner, make a damn sandwich.

It is that easy!!!

Perfectly said. There's not better way to put it.

/thread

 

[blueta2]

Nan, that theory sucks! I would never do that and I am all wimminzzzz!

Rip: sure, where are u taking me?

YouPiss: Funny you say that, him and I had a little chat in bed this morning and he pretty much said the same thing....so you may be on to something ;-)

 

[-SD-]

Wimmenz are not to be trusted! here's an example...

Exhibit A for no marriage to anyone, period.

Why the fuck would they talk about it beforehand? Just pick a ball and let the chips fall where they may. Too much opportunity to fuck someone over with the psych ops with the bullshitting before picking

 

[digimon7068]

Guide to Men
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old brain = spread your seed

new brain = find a mate

our emotional stuff probably comes from our new brain, because it binds us to a specific woman.

our old brain is always trying to pull us away to others.

trick is to mix it up to confuse our old brain so our new brain can do its thing. remember our old brain just wants to get laid.

mix it up = outfits, sex in weird places, new positions, new girlfriend enthusiasm, initiation

cliff's notes: trick our old, dumber brain into thinking you're a different girl while our new brain locks you in as our mate.

HTH!

or you could just find a simple fucker like me...i know that this is a repost but, i'm like a damn beagle...you can feed me the same damn thing every damn day and, yet, when i hear the food bag rattling, i'll spring to my feet and yell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! ok, so, beagles don't yell...sue me.

also...i never stopped chasing my wife...maybe it's something she did, or maybe i'm just a simple fuck but, i've never found myself in the "she's mine now...fun's over...ho-hum" mindset.

 

[miplank]

or you could just find a simple fucker like me...i know that this is a repost but, i'm like a damn beagle...you can feed me the same damn thing every damn day and, yet, when i hear the food bag rattling, i'll spring to my feet and yell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! ok, so, beagles don't yell...sue me.

also...i never stopped chasing my wife...maybe it's something she did, or maybe i'm just a simple fuck but, i've never found myself in the "she's mine now...fun's over...ho-hum" mindset.

Plus she keeps you in a fresh diaper

 

[mrplunkey]

or you could just find a simple fucker like me...i know that this is a repost but, i'm like a damn beagle...you can feed me the same damn thing every damn day and, yet, when i hear the food bag rattling, i'll spring to my feet and yell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! ok, so, beagles don't yell...sue me.

also...i never stopped chasing my wife...maybe it's something she did, or maybe i'm just a simple fuck but, i've never found myself in the "she's mine now...fun's over...ho-hum" mindset.

I wonder if that's occurring on your side or if she's got the ability to mess up your accommodation mechanisms.

It would be an interesting case study.

Have you always felt that way toward your previous girlfriends? Did you ever just get tired of one?

 

[-SD-]

or you could just find a simple fucker like me...i know that this is a repost but, i'm like a damn beagle...you can feed me the same damn thing every damn day and, yet, when i hear the food bag rattling, i'll spring to my feet and yell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! ok, so, beagles don't yell...sue me.

also...i never stopped chasing my wife...maybe it's something she did, or maybe i'm just a simple fuck but, i've never found myself in the "she's mine now...fun's over...ho-hum" mindset.

Youre probably just a simple fucker

 

[digimon7068]

Youre probably just a simple fucker

you probably know me better than anyone else here

 

[Frisky]

It seems like when men want a woman, they pull out all the stops, but once they "get her", they pull away!
Then when the woman pulls away, the guy is all over here again!

What is this about? How do you make it stop?!

Man you just summed up the last two years of my life! I have no idea why they sell theirselves soooo high and fall soooo short. If I tell you I love blow jobs and giving massages.... I'm gonna do that every dammn chance I get for ya. sheesh!

 

[javaguru]

Man you just summed up the last two years of my life! I have no idea why they sell theirselves soooo high and fall soooo short. If I tell you I love blow jobs and giving massages.... I'm gonna do that every dammn chance I get for ya. sheesh!

Sometimes men aren't just stupid...

Great series... Hell O wheels..

 

[javaguru]

Honor a disappearing virtue...

 

[Spartacus]

what all that karma I gave tablefun (never could figure out the angle) is blown?

 

[Spartacus]

we need a karma redistribution formula for those that get KIA
death tax
but weight it so those with nothing, and usually for good reason, get the most from the distribution
yo yo
paradise for all in 2-3 generations
you stupid fucks
I've said here before
bodybuilding is the finest from of capitalism

 

[Spartacus]

lmao!!!

I can't find a socialist in a scroll of one page
so you, bant, will be my foil
and I'm relatively positive that the fitness enthusiasists here
piad enough attention along the line to figure out oreo cookies kill you
yo, that's a joke the obama mites won't get
"foil wtf?"
tin or aluminum?
that doesn't even register
hell I forgot what my gripe was with all the sideshow banter
socialist's are not very well educated, even at a minimum,
to even understand they're ignorant
what's that?
yo
fuc

 

[Ripp42]

Nan, that theory sucks! I would never do that and I am all wimminzzzz!

Rip: sure, where are u taking me?

YouPiss: Funny you say that, him and I had a little chat in bed this morning and he pretty much said the same thing....so you may be on to something ;-)

Lol...@ little chat in bed. Where ever you wanna go. But at the end of the nite you hv to let me in.

 

[blueta2]

let you into what? My heart? My life? My cookie jar?

 

[javaguru]

Man you just summed up the last two years of my life! I have no idea why they sell theirselves soooo high and fall soooo short. If I tell you I love blow jobs and giving massages.... I'm gonna do that every dammn chance I get for ya. sheesh!

You're ignoring character and honor...Do they follow through with their claims? Every consumer has to deal with the claims they are presented with versus outcomes. If your man falls short then fire him and find a better one.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Women over think men too much. We have 2 emotions, hungry and horny.

If you don't see us with a boner, make a damn sandwich.

It is that easy!!!

It's not just men fucking everything we over think every dam thing.

 

[Frisky]

You're ignoring character and honor...Do they follow through with their claims? Every consumer has to deal with the claims they are presented with versus outcomes. If your man falls short then fire him and find a better one.

He never made it to becoming 'my man' lol... I see straight thru that bullshit if they even make it to a third date.

I just wish one would sell me what he has right there on the damn shelf! I'm tired of Back Order Bull! lol

 

[Ripp42]

let you into what? My heart? My life? My cookie jar?

Lol... Cookie jar? Give me some suga! Hahaha.

I was talking about ur house. Let me in the front door.

P.s. Unless u perfer back door entry lmao

 

[ledhead]

I've made posts about my wife
trowing her over my back
and carting her to bed
we're done arguing
first time I had to work it a little
thereafter that pussy was saturated when it hit the bed
pavlov's pussy
yup[/quote]


Lol. Classical Conditioning, you had that gal trained. The bed was the stimulus, and then the pussy started to salivate...

 

[Spartacus]

let you into what? My heart? My life? My cookie jar?

soebody hasn't been fucked good
somebody hasn't been fucked good
somebody hasn't been fucked good
that's enough of that

 

[Spartacus]

He never made it to becoming 'my man' lol... I see straight thru that bullshit if they even make it to a third date.

I just wish one would sell me what he has right there on the damn shelf! I'm tired of Back Order Bull! lol

yo
that's kind of cool
HEY BABY I HAVE ENORMOUS TITS
BOW

 

[Spartacus]

Lol... Cookie jar? Give me some suga! Hahaha.

I was talking about ur house. Let me in the front door.

P.s. Unless u perfer back door entry lmao

hardy fucking' har
I laughed so hard I had a mini-ab workout
tool

 

[Spartacus]

It's not just men fucking everything we over think every dam thing.

you look chubby