Why are men like this?!

[blueta2]

Nan, that theory sucks! I would never do that and I am all wimminzzzz!

Rip: sure, where are u taking me?

YouPiss: Funny you say that, him and I had a little chat in bed this morning and he pretty much said the same thing....so you may be on to something ;-)

 

[-SD-]

Wimmenz are not to be trusted! here's an example...

Exhibit A for no marriage to anyone, period.

Why the fuck would they talk about it beforehand? Just pick a ball and let the chips fall where they may. Too much opportunity to fuck someone over with the psych ops with the bullshitting before picking

 

[digimon7068]

Guide to Men
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old brain = spread your seed

new brain = find a mate

our emotional stuff probably comes from our new brain, because it binds us to a specific woman.

our old brain is always trying to pull us away to others.

trick is to mix it up to confuse our old brain so our new brain can do its thing. remember our old brain just wants to get laid.

mix it up = outfits, sex in weird places, new positions, new girlfriend enthusiasm, initiation

cliff's notes: trick our old, dumber brain into thinking you're a different girl while our new brain locks you in as our mate.

HTH!

or you could just find a simple fucker like me...i know that this is a repost but, i'm like a damn beagle...you can feed me the same damn thing every damn day and, yet, when i hear the food bag rattling, i'll spring to my feet and yell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! ok, so, beagles don't yell...sue me.

also...i never stopped chasing my wife...maybe it's something she did, or maybe i'm just a simple fuck but, i've never found myself in the "she's mine now...fun's over...ho-hum" mindset.

 

[miplank]

or you could just find a simple fucker like me...i know that this is a repost but, i'm like a damn beagle...you can feed me the same damn thing every damn day and, yet, when i hear the food bag rattling, i'll spring to my feet and yell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! ok, so, beagles don't yell...sue me.

also...i never stopped chasing my wife...maybe it's something she did, or maybe i'm just a simple fuck but, i've never found myself in the "she's mine now...fun's over...ho-hum" mindset.

Plus she keeps you in a fresh diaper

 

[mrplunkey]

or you could just find a simple fucker like me...i know that this is a repost but, i'm like a damn beagle...you can feed me the same damn thing every damn day and, yet, when i hear the food bag rattling, i'll spring to my feet and yell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! ok, so, beagles don't yell...sue me.

also...i never stopped chasing my wife...maybe it's something she did, or maybe i'm just a simple fuck but, i've never found myself in the "she's mine now...fun's over...ho-hum" mindset.

I wonder if that's occurring on your side or if she's got the ability to mess up your accommodation mechanisms.

It would be an interesting case study.

Have you always felt that way toward your previous girlfriends? Did you ever just get tired of one?

 

[-SD-]

or you could just find a simple fucker like me...i know that this is a repost but, i'm like a damn beagle...you can feed me the same damn thing every damn day and, yet, when i hear the food bag rattling, i'll spring to my feet and yell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!! ok, so, beagles don't yell...sue me.

also...i never stopped chasing my wife...maybe it's something she did, or maybe i'm just a simple fuck but, i've never found myself in the "she's mine now...fun's over...ho-hum" mindset.

Youre probably just a simple fucker

 

[digimon7068]

Youre probably just a simple fucker

you probably know me better than anyone else here

 

[Frisky]

It seems like when men want a woman, they pull out all the stops, but once they "get her", they pull away!
Then when the woman pulls away, the guy is all over here again!

What is this about? How do you make it stop?!

Man you just summed up the last two years of my life! I have no idea why they sell theirselves soooo high and fall soooo short. If I tell you I love blow jobs and giving massages.... I'm gonna do that every dammn chance I get for ya. sheesh!

 

[javaguru]

Man you just summed up the last two years of my life! I have no idea why they sell theirselves soooo high and fall soooo short. If I tell you I love blow jobs and giving massages.... I'm gonna do that every dammn chance I get for ya. sheesh!

Sometimes men aren't just stupid...

Great series... Hell O wheels..

 

[javaguru]

Honor a disappearing virtue...