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why anal sex and blow jobs makes the man gay

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Zirakzigil

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heres the reason.

peretend u are blind folded. u will have no fucking clue if the person giving u a bj is a man or a woman, or if the person ur butt ramming is a man or a woman

therefore since u dont care what ur dick is in, it could be in a man or woman

therefore u r gay (bisexial)

make sense? :beer:
 
actuall scratch that cuz u probablywouldnt be able to tell the diff between a sheep vaggy and a human one so does that make u a bestialismo?
 
what if you have sex with a hermaphordite with a dick and vagina and you do it doggy style and never feel it's dick because you are blind folded and your hands are tied behind your back.
 
Zirakzigil said:


shit thats a good point, oh well i dont llike kissing so im still ok
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..........you have just never been kissed by the right girl/guy yet!!
 
consider this proof

let P be a man
P is gay iff there exists a man that Q enjoys having sex with
let T be a person
P and T can be having sex without P knowing T's sex, this can occur via blow job or ass ramming
therefore T can be a man, and therefore P is gay

Q.E.D
 
What about giving a rim job to a rhino? When you're blindfolded, you could never tell a difference between the rhino and Roseanne Barr.
 
Zirakzigil said:
consider this proof

let P be a man
P is gay iff there exists a man that Q enjoys having sex with
let T be a person
P and T can be having sex without P knowing T's sex, this can occur via blow job or ass ramming
therefore T can be a man, and therefore P is gay

Q.E.D
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why would p want to have sex with t without knowings t's sex?
 
fistfullofsteel said:



why would p want to have sex with t without knowings t's sex?
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it doesnt matter all that matters is it could happen

but lets pretend P has sex with a hole in a barrel and theres a man inside
 
Zirakzigil said:
heres the reason.

peretend u are blind folded. u will have no fucking clue if the person giving u a bj is a man or a woman, or if the person ur butt ramming is a man or a woman

therefore since u dont care what ur dick is in, it could be in a man or woman

therefore u r gay (bisexial)

make sense? :beer:
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yeah, but that's if you don't care.
 
WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A CHICK IN THE ASS, THERE IS NOT ANY HAIR OR A BIG PAIR OF NUTS STARING BACK AT YOU!!! AND WHEN A CHICK IS GIVING YOU HEAD, ITS A WOMAN. FUCK BEING BLINDFOLDED. WHATS THE POINT!!! THIS FUCKING THREAD IS STUPID!!!


I THINK ITS POSSIBLE YOU MAY BE GAY B/C YOU DONT LIKE BLOWJOBS.


KAYNE
 
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I don´t think so.
Gay means to me that someone is attracted to men.
If you are blindfolded and get a blowjob by some male it won´t change your preferences in sex when you choose your partner.
Not being able to tell what sex your partner is doesn´t matter therefore, because it doesn´t determine what you prefer.
 
Zirakzigil said:
heres the reason.

peretend u are blind folded. u will have no fucking clue if the person giving u a bj is a man or a woman, or if the person ur butt ramming is a man or a woman

therefore since u dont care what ur dick is in, it could be in a man or woman

therefore u r gay (bisexial)

make sense? :beer:
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:devil:
Homo says what?
 
Actually

I kind of like this method of reasoning... wait let me get my bad grammar harbrace out.

Let Zirakzigil be a turdburglar
Iff Q stands for telephone poles then P must must therefore be motorcycles.
If motorcycles have an sexual preference, they must shit on nips, therefore this iss incomprehensible.

make sense?
 
I dont know but who has sex without seeing the person first...

Zirakzigil said:
heres the reason.

peretend u are blind folded. u will have no fucking clue if the person giving u a bj is a man or a woman, or if the person ur butt ramming is a man or a woman

therefore since u dont care what ur dick is in, it could be in a man or woman

therefore u r gay (bisexial)

make sense? :beer:
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So basically, you guys admit that if you were blindfolded you'd enjoy a blowjob from a person you thought was a woman that turned out to be a guy.

Who's gay NOW?
 
zirakzigil

Having sex with a man does not make you gay

you could be forced to fuck a man at gunpoint, completely against your will, but LIKING men as far as sexual partners is what slaps the "gay" label on you.
Admit it, your logic is ALL fucked up.


If I sat you down and said "Dear Zirakzigil, you are now going to get head from Tara Reid" You would be all "Yeah cool *unzip* i'm ready, dude"
You would be happy, you'd probably be eating it up... that doesn't make you gay.
Once I pulled the blindfold off and you found Bob Barker slobbing your flesh carrot, you would then be devastated (UNLESS you were gay AND attracted to Bob Barker).
I wouldn't say you were gay though, you were just subjected to some weird shit.


If we're going to sling around labels here, If you willingly accepted a blowjob from anyone you didn't know while blindfolded, I'd call you a slut.
 
Not true mang. Your wrong.

If you enjoy sex with a man, then yes, you are either bi-sexual or homosexual. If you don't care who you are having sex with, as said in your first post, then well...you are pretty much bisexual considering you wouldn't mind if it were coming from man or woman.

If you enjoy having sex with a man, but you don't know it is a man, and you think it is a woman, then you are not gay holmes, you were tricked some how. This shit could happen in real life... say you were in brazil and got piss-drunk and you let a tranny-chick-thing blow you - it was a tranny and you had no idea... so do you think you would be gay then?

Just consider what i'm saying with the last situation, tara reid and bob barker - a likely scenario afterall - if you thought you were getting slobbed by tara reid wouldn't you enjoy it? but when revealed to be bob barker, you'd be pissed. pissed, not gay. you could have enjoyed it for a while though.



still though, what you said in your first post about anal sex or blowjobs making you gay....
are you saying that if a girl goes down on you, you are gay?
are you saying if you do your girl up the ass, you are gay?
that shit, my friend, is definately flawed as well.
 
Zirakzigil I really hope you are joking or just trying to get people to engage in ridiculous conversation. I think you're a very confused individual.
 
I still say you have an awful argument.

If you had sex with a man and you didn't know it was a man at the time, then no you would not be gay. If you straight up knew it was a man and more importantly, you LIKED men, you would be gay. Does that make anymore sense?

Brother you sound like you have been in a terrible mess and this is really upsetting you, did something happen?
 
Why don't you answer my question?

My argument, simplified: if you have sex with a man and you like it, you are gay.

Your argument: you could have sex with a man and not be gay.

Do you agree with that or not. If not, you will have to amend your argument.
 
I think you have issues that need to be resolved! And quick!
 
I dont know how many different forms your argument has taken, but maybe you are just now trying to figure out what you originally wanted to say. I have already answered you, you big burlesque authority figure.

I'm trying to get you to look at the scenario you have dreamed up.

If you have sex with a man, and you wanted to, then you are probably a homosexual. Yay, pull the party-poppers! but wait, here is what i'm saying, you should consider that through trickery (as you were talking about) if the sex-with-a-man was FORCED on you, and NOT your choice, then hey, its okay buddy because you aren't gay. Being a homosexual I think is about liking men, I dont know if its a choice or your born with it, but I don't think you can't be a homosexual by being tricked into it.

Okay thats the 2nd time i've answered your question. now do you think that being tricked into having sex with a man like in this inane scenario, that it would make you gay?
 
This thread reminds me of a conversation I read in a novel one time. Goes something like this:

Person 1: "Would you like to have 8 hours of sexual ecstasy?"

Person 2: "Are you male or female?"

Person 1: "Does it make any difference?"
 
buckydingdong: so you have answered my question. In your opinion, it is possible to have sex with a man and enjoy it and not be gay. Good enough for me!
 
Zirakzigil said:
heres the reason.

peretend u are blind folded. u will have no fucking clue if the person giving u a bj is a man or a woman, or if the person ur butt ramming is a man or a woman

therefore since u dont care what ur dick is in, it could be in a man or woman

therefore u r gay (bisexial)

make sense? :beer:
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how many brain cells did it take for u to come up with that garbage. I for one would be able to tell.
 
Re: Re: why anal sex and blow jobs makes the man gay

Aussie Juga naught said:


how many brain cells did it take for u to come up with that garbage. I for one would be able to tell.
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Nope. You would have no fucking clue.
 
Question:
Say you are a guy in college and you have 2 or 3 gay experiences.
Bj's and such. And the only way you can be aroused is with a really really hot sexy women who makes you want her. But you can't get it up with the women you "love", does that make you gay. My theory is that this guy is gay and can only be aroused by a highly erotic female situtation, this makes him gay. He is a bodybuilder and is very obsessed with the male form. I feel bad for the guy. His current girlfriend is about to dump him b/c he cannot get it up for her. I think he is gay. WHat do you guys think.P.S. He's one of those guys that tries really hard to appear tough and mean. But he cried when he watched Jerry McGuire.:)
 
I feel compelled to say that its probably about preference and your friend is more in likely gay, or bisexual at best, but uhh i'm not touching this thread any more
 
Hey, Zirak, every time you whack your weenie you're having sex with a man -- yourself -- and enjoying it. Does that make you gay?
 
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