why anal sex and blow jobs makes the man gay

[Bigsatan13]

heres the reason.

peretend u are blind folded. u will have no fucking clue if the person giving u a bj is a man or a woman, or if the person ur butt ramming is a man or a woman

therefore since u dont care what ur dick is in, it could be in a man or woman

therefore u r gay (bisexial)

make sense?

Homo says what?

 

[bigguns7]

This is some of the most inane shit I've read in quite some time.

 

[Burncycle360]

Exactly norman

 

[buckydingdong]

Actually

I kind of like this method of reasoning... wait let me get my bad grammar harbrace out.

Let Zirakzigil be a turdburglar
Iff Q stands for telephone poles then P must must therefore be motorcycles.
If motorcycles have an sexual preference, they must shit on nips, therefore this iss incomprehensible.

make sense?

 

[Norman Bates]

Philosophy with weird subjects is fun sometimes

 

[VicTusDeuS]

I dont know but who has sex without seeing the person first...

heres the reason.

peretend u are blind folded. u will have no fucking clue if the person giving u a bj is a man or a woman, or if the person ur butt ramming is a man or a woman

therefore since u dont care what ur dick is in, it could be in a man or woman

therefore u r gay (bisexial)

make sense?

 

[Zirakzigil]

So basically, you guys admit that if you were blindfolded you'd enjoy a blowjob from a person you thought was a woman that turned out to be a guy.

Who's gay NOW?

 

[Ercole]

Zirakzigl, your post proves conclusively that our schools need to go back to teaching LOGIC ...

 

[buckydingdong]

zirakzigil

Having sex with a man does not make you gay

you could be forced to fuck a man at gunpoint, completely against your will, but LIKING men as far as sexual partners is what slaps the "gay" label on you.
Admit it, your logic is ALL fucked up.


If I sat you down and said "Dear Zirakzigil, you are now going to get head from Tara Reid" You would be all "Yeah cool *unzip* i'm ready, dude"
You would be happy, you'd probably be eating it up... that doesn't make you gay.
Once I pulled the blindfold off and you found Bob Barker slobbing your flesh carrot, you would then be devastated (UNLESS you were gay AND attracted to Bob Barker).
I wouldn't say you were gay though, you were just subjected to some weird shit.


If we're going to sling around labels here, If you willingly accepted a blowjob from anyone you didn't know while blindfolded, I'd call you a slut.

 

[Zirakzigil]

No. If you enjoy having sex with a man, you are gay. Period.