who's creamed their pants before?

[SoreArms]

Seriously, any of you creamed your pants pre-intercourse?

Once, maybe 4 years a go, when I was first going out with my ex and we were always making out hot and heavy, we were making out on my couch, dry humping and getting all horny and I creamed my pants, right there and then. It was funny and embarrasing at the same time. I had to change.

 

[swole]

Never.

I need warm, moist female contact. Or a female hand.

Notice I used "female" since all you witty closet comedians would have said something gay.

 

[wootoom]

i thought that only happened in the movies

 

[hamstershaver]

Never.

I need rough, hard male contact. Or a male hand.

Notice I used "male" since all you witty closet comedians would have said something gay.

thats pretty fucking geigh orb

 

[HiDnGoD]

Once, when I was a teenager, & watched my GF & her best friend making out.

 

[SoreArms]

speakup guys, no need to be embarrased

 

[Deterass]

never

 

[SoKlueles]

i have but im not a guy

 

[pintoca]

nope

 

[StickFigure]

Remember the scene in American Pie with Nadia??

That happened to me once when I was 13. I was doing the dry grind with this girl and blew my wad. Totally humiliating!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

i have but im not a guy

 

[Whiskey]

no, but I did all over this one girls parent's couch and she didn't clean it up after we left. yep, it dried up on the couch over night. niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Whiskey

 

[Raina]

Nothing's more fun than getting off while making out/dry humping. Yum. It's like an appetizer for the main course later.

 

[jackangel]

no, but I did all over this one girls parent's couch and she didn't clean it up after we left. yep, it dried up on the couch over night. niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Whiskey

file that one under "keeper"

 

[hamstershaver]

someone just left me a k message that said you need to make me cream

 

[nycgirl]

Nothing's more fun than getting off while making out/dry humping. Yum. It's like an appetizer for the main course later.

Yes, for the ladies. If the man could wait just a bit longer so we can have sex, that would be great.

If not, he better be willing to do something else.

 

[SoKlueles]

someone just left me a k message that said you need to make me cream

wtf???

 

[NJjuice22]

thats like my friend who bust a nut getting a lapdance from a strippper. fuckin minute men

 

[SoreArms]

thats like my friend who bust a nut getting a lapdance from a strippper. fuckin minute men

Come on, I hope every one is not goign to lie and say they last marathons every single time. Somtimes it's a long feature, sometimes it's a short film, and sometimes it's a commercial. However, the good thing is that I'm not the the bust a nut, roll over and go to sleep type. As a matter of fact, I rarely go soft after busting a jizz, most of the time I can keep going.

BTW
Ladies, they call me King Cunilingus

 

[eat big]

I imagine if I didn't masturbate for a few weeks and got with this incredibly beautiful girl it would happen.

I don't get enough ass to have experienced it yet.

 

[SoreArms]

well, the time it happened to me I had been getting laid regularly. I jsut got so worked up over the dry humping session that I just creamed my pants

 

[Lestat]

never happened to me

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Put it this way: I'd rather dry hump with a girl than get a handjob without lube.

 

[HiDnGoD]

thats like my friend who bust a nut getting a lapdance from a strippper. fuckin minute men

I just about did once, but it was a 2 song dance, & for a song & a half she was staring n my eyes & getting herself off on my jeans. They were soaked, but not from me.
BTW, it was a long time ago. No-one looks at me like that anymore.

 

[Gymgurl]

I was with a guy one time....stuck my hands down his pants and they were full of cum....poor guy...I have never forgotten this

 

[monteman]

I was with a guy one time....stuck my hands down his pants and they were full of cum....poor guy...I have never forgotten this

kind of nasty I think!

I have almost done this but never all the way, just the pre-cum stuff.

 

[Hiatussin]

In.

Although i suppose it was pre-cum- i felt no orgasm or even had a boner. But it builds up- it was still a respectable stain. Good thing i wasn´t freeballing then.

 

[Gymgurl]

Pre-cum is a good thing....

 

[Athos]

I was with a guy one time....stuck my hands down his pants and they were full of cum....poor guy...I have never forgotten this

How many times have I told you to stay the hell away from the strangers on the bus.

 

[Gymgurl]

he had some candy.....

 

[bigmann245]

he had some candy.....

Apparently it melted... lol

 

[Evil_Frisky]

all the time

 

[Sub-Zero]

I imagine if I didn't masturbate for a few weeks and got with this incredibly beautiful girl it would happen.

I don't get enough ass to have experienced it yet.

same, life sucks for us studs man

 

[Sub-Zero]

I just about did once, but it was a 2 song dance, & for a song & a half she was staring n my eyes & getting herself off on my jeans. They were soaked, but not from me.
BTW, it was a long time ago. No-one looks at me like that anymore.

dude, i need a stripper

 

[Sub-Zero]

I was with a guy one time....stuck my hands down his pants and they were full of cum....poor guy...I have never forgotten this

lolololol, what did u say/do

 

[bigmann245]

all the time

well yea but woman can do it over and over again. if a guy does it then it pretty much is over. but i for one have not had that happen. i am on the other side of the coin. i take a while to finish. i say its a problem but woman say it is a VERY good thing. there have been times i never finished but they were exhausted and sound asleep. then they wake up and ask if i did and i tell them no, then they feel bad. i say why? i had more fun pleasuring you than if i would have finished myself.

 

[HiDnGoD]

lolololol, what did u say/do

Well, she said to me, "I guess this happens all the time".

 

[HiDnGoD]

I was with a guy one time....stuck my hands down his pants and they were full of cum....poor guy...I have never forgotten this

Happened once in my life, & you can't let me forget.

 

[monstermmf]

Ha Awesome