Who you hate at your gym!!!!

[caper]

Whats going on!!I am a returning member to this site. Now during my workouts during the past year. I have notice that i either hate everyone at my gym or just some people. It is definatly the area i am in, because for 4 months i moved and worked out at a new gym, there were no a##holes there. Here is a quick list of what guys I hate that come to my gym now.

1. The High School Kids they come in a group of 6 and all sit and watch each other, when they bench. Keep in mind they just do bench, and then leave. ALL SMALL, BUT BIG CHEST

2. These two queers who workout together everyday, and dont talk to each other,its like they just got into an arguement about who had top or bottom. How annoying.

3. One of my favorites. Ill call him the "SPACE INVADER". I got alot of these at my gym. For those who dont know, this is the people who are about 2 inches from you when you are working out. For instance, one day i was doing incline and the SPACE INVADER was directly in front of my bench doing side raises, He was practically standing on my feet. Might as well have been sitting on my lap while i do incline. HOMOS

4. This is really my second favorite. I ll call them "HAWKS" or just annoying. These are the people who ask you how many more sets you got like 3 times, you tell them about 2 more. Thinking that they would just go to another machine until i am done. NOPE they will sit and watch you like they are mentally masturbating while watching. I say hey asshole either spot me , ask me out you homo, or stop fucking hawking me .

5. My fifth one is more funny, these are the skinny kids who come to the gym with wife beaters on and weigh about 80lbs.

6. my sixth one is like the fifth. I call it club fitness. These are the kids who come in and work out in club gear. I thought it was a gym not a club. Maybe they see people doing cardio and they think they are dancing.

7. OLD MAN INVISIBLE LAT SYNDROME- this is a old guy who thinks he is big but , he is just fat.

8. How about the guy who ties up 20 machines at once so no one could use them. He does a circuit workout when the most people are their makes sense if your a fucking asshole.

9. the juice bar that takes up half my fucking gym. PS. NEver seen anyone get a drink from there, besides the owner.

10. When people try to talk to me when i got headphones on. GOt them on for a reason jerk off.

 

[acuraman]

LOL we all have those people working out in our gym. My favorite is this guy that listens to his walkman and sings and dances all the time he is working out.

 

[Boyyo]

There are these two pylons who are about 40yrs old, when they lift they basically use there whole body to lift like 20lbs. And while there lifting there measly 20lbs they feel they have to scream at the top of there lungs.
I can't wait till they break there backs lifting.

 

[gymtime]

How about Mr. Smartyspandex who feels the need to interrupt your workout to tell you what you're doing wrong.

 

[DaCypher]

Whats going on!!I am a returning member to this site. Now during my workouts during the past year. I have notice that i either hate everyone at my gym or just some people. It is definatly the area i am in, because for 4 months i moved and worked out at a new gym, there were no a##holes there. Here is a quick list of what guys I hate that come to my gym now.

1. The High School Kids they come in a group of 6 and all sit and watch each other, when they bench. Keep in mind they just do bench, and then leave. ALL SMALL, BUT BIG CHEST

2. These two queers who workout together everyday, and dont talk to each other,its like they just got into an arguement about who had top or bottom. How annoying.

3. One of my favorites. Ill call him the "SPACE INVADER". I got alot of these at my gym. For those who dont know, this is the people who are about 2 inches from you when you are working out. For instance, one day i was doing incline and the SPACE INVADER was directly in front of my bench doing side raises, He was practically standing on my feet. Might as well have been sitting on my lap while i do incline. HOMOS

4. This is really my second favorite. I ll call them "HAWKS" or just annoying. These are the people who ask you how many more sets you got like 3 times, you tell them about 2 more. Thinking that they would just go to another machine until i am done. NOPE they will sit and watch you like they are mentally masturbating while watching. I say hey asshole either spot me , ask me out you homo, or stop fucking hawking me .

5. My fifth one is more funny, these are the skinny kids who come to the gym with wife beaters on and weigh about 80lbs.

6. my sixth one is like the fifth. I call it club fitness. These are the kids who come in and work out in club gear. I thought it was a gym not a club. Maybe they see people doing cardio and they think they are dancing.

7. OLD MAN INVISIBLE LAT SYNDROME- this is a old guy who thinks he is big but , he is just fat.

8. How about the guy who ties up 20 machines at once so no one could use them. He does a circuit workout when the most people are their makes sense if your a fucking asshole.

9. the juice bar that takes up half my fucking gym. PS. NEver seen anyone get a drink from there, besides the owner.

10. When people try to talk to me when i got headphones on. GOt them on for a reason jerk off.

Wow, lay off the gear for a little while... j/k

 

[DaCypher]

How about Mr. Smartyspandex who feels the need to interrupt your workout to tell you what you're doing wrong.

Yea, love that person, especially when the guy is like half the size of me...

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

hate is such a strong word... more like ppl I find funny.

there's a white version of Steve Urkel in my gym, literally.
but he's a strong kid (at least 25 y.o. 120lbs, 5'4") for his skelator size, and knows his way around the gym but somehow it doesn't show...

 

[AmmunitionVx]

how about the people who talk on a cell phone holding up the machine.. Grrrrr( I might let it go if the calls were important ) but this crap happens alot..

 

[Exodus]

yeah my favorite........ is the 45 year old male in the middle of his middle age crisis..............

one in particular........ he referes to my girlfriend as strawberries and cream........... (she is a naturally red hair who is model caliber)

im like 3 times as strong as this guy......... i may ask the gym owner to say something............ i try not to be violent ( i have a bad temper.......... when i was 11 i got into a fight and put the kid in the hospital)............ now that im 260 and 21.........i would be afraid of the result........... but if it keeps up ......... well see.

X

 

[Blood&Iron]

People who can't chill the fuck out and who see a need to get pissed off at every other person in the gym.

 

[FitFossil]

"SPACE INVADERS" & "HAWKS"

What about SPOOK SPOTTERS? You know, the people who voluntarity come over and start "spotting" you when you DIDN'T ASK them to. I HATE this!! I'll be in the middle of a set and then I feel the erie "presence" of a Spook Spotter, and it breaks my concentration and I just have to rack the weight. (Where's a protein fart when you need it?)

 

[DanG]

Or the old lady(50's) who does lat pulldowns with no extra weight except the non-removable 10lb plate. One pulldown is right close to her chest, then the next 4 or 5 are about a foot and a half from her chest with her arms extended.
If you aren't even gonna try, why do the thing at all?

 

[gixxer]

hmm ... how about those kids that work out for a month and think they are huge when they are only 100lbs ...

 

[javaguru]

How about the transients that will be filtering in and out for the next few months? They fill up the cardio area and wander into the free weight room getting in everyone's way.

 

[The Terminator]

Just today there was a guy I see in their about once a week from Brazil. He had his headphones on and apparently did not realize that he was singing "G.I. Joe a Real american hero." I only hope he did not realize this because I had to stop doing my shoulder presses until he left.

 

[DanG]

How about the transients that will be filtering in and out for the next few months? They fill up the cardio area and wander into the free weight room getting in everyone's way.

Worst part of new years. Every one elses resolutions.
"I'm gonna eat better and lose weight this year"

Good luck, but I'm not holding my breath.

 

[The Dude]

@#$@in' inconsiderate kids who don't put their weights back where they belong. The only thing worse is this one rather large dude who not only doesn't clean up after himself, he leaves lots of weight there. I'm sure the ladies appreciate having to remove more than ten plates off the leg press or six plates off the bar on the squat rack. Some folks' mommas didn't do their @#$@in' job!

 

[Cracker Jax]

The people who do crunches in the squat cage (WTF?!) when I want to rip up my legs! Grrrrr!

 

[MarshallPenniford]

yeah my favorite........ is the 45 year old male in the middle of his middle age crisis..............

one in particular........ he referes to my girlfriend as strawberries and cream........... (she is a naturally red hair who is model caliber)

im like 3 times as strong as this guy......... i may ask the gym owner to say something............ i try not to be violent ( i have a bad temper.......... when i was 11 i got into a fight and put the kid in the hospital)............ now that im 260 and 21.........i would be afraid of the result........... but if it keeps up ......... well see.

X

We'll see, huh? I think what we'll see is you behind bars. Don't be so insecure - geez.

 

[Enock]

Only thing that pisses me off is the people in the squat rack doing curls. WTF you can do that anywhere in the gym must you occupy the only rack. Unfortunenaty its a common occurance in every ones gym it seems. I'm going to make a sign and stick it on the mirror behind the rack stating that members are not allowed to occupy the squat rack for barbell curls.

 

[enrage]

i hate this one guy I nicknamed "Mr. Arrogant". He's one of those guys that has legs like a 12 year old boy and has them shaved clean. His calves look pathetic but he struts around like he knows his shit. Whenever he walks by the "Big Boys" he flexes his chest to make himself look bigger. Guy is probably 35 yrs old.
One day way back when for some odd reason he jumped in and trained back with me. I started off with bent over rows and on my second set of 225 he was using really bad form and struggling. I then asked, if you want I can strip the bar for you. He replied "nah, its ok". I then continued to go up in weight while keeping good form with no momentum. Anyway he couldn't hang. His form sucked and he was just working his ego to try to keep up. For some odd reason he was surprised that I was stronger than him. He then got on the subject of supplements and dieting. I then told him what i was taking and why. His eyes were just as wide as can be. I guess he thought he knew everything since he's a personal trainer.

Anyway that fool doesn't even tell me whats up anymore at the gym. For a personal trainer he sure does train like a pussy.

 

[hesselite]

there's a white version of Steve Urkel in my gym, literally.
but he's a strong kid (at least 25 y.o. 120lbs, 5'4") for his skelator size, and knows his way around the gym but somehow it doesn't show...

Yeah... those people are called runners

 

[Jabs]

Guys wearing spandex from head to toe.

 

[Kid Blast]

I don't hate anyone at the gym. No one ever bothers me.

It helps to work out at 5 am. You only have enough energy for your workout. Besides, there's hardly anyone there to annoy you.

People with bad form are funny to watch, though. And the "resolutioners" never last long.

 

[JohnnyHollywood]

Hey Cracker Jax, I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. There is this old man who wears this day glow headband and he loves doing sit ups in the squat cage. One day I asked him if he was using the cage and the bar and he said no, so then I started putting plates on the bar and all of a sudden he said, "hey be careful that is a lot of weight, what if it fell on top of me". And so I smiled and said, "EXACTLY". I haven't seen him doing sit-ups there ever since

 

[cardiosux!]

how about those girls that curl the 2- 5 lb. d-bells and insist on standing so close to the rack no one can get by??? And they don't move for you!! Like the are glued down by their huge bi's and impressive weight! Gimme a break! And they look around the whole time making sure everyone is watching their "progress"!!
Either lift or leave.

 

[ratboy]

@#$@in' inconsiderate kids who don't put their weights back where they belong. The only thing worse is this one rather large dude who not only doesn't clean up after himself, he leaves lots of weight there. I'm sure the ladies appreciate having to remove more than ten plates off the leg press or six plates off the bar on the squat rack. Some folks' mommas didn't do their @#$@in' job!

That and people who drop whatever weight they are using from 2-3 feet off the ground...

or, if it's really crowded, trying to squeeze by you as you're doing flys or side raises... instead of waiting for you to finsh.

 

[estropes]

I've got the worst person

You've all seen him, and he's at every gym....it's the Mr. Tricep dumbbell kickbacks, from the Dumbbell rack so no body can get any Dumbbells for themself.

He's of course is the same guy that when doing DB biceps curls he stands so close to the rack and mirror you can see his breath on the mirror.

Then he uses such bad form, because he decides his triceps are so huge he needs to be using 45-50's for tricep kickbacks.

Or his wife Mrs. Tricep dumbbell kickbacks, from the Dumbbell rack. She always manages to sneak her way in so that when you need to put the weight back, you have to be double jointed to find the correct spot on the rack without hitting her fat ass.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Well I wouldnt say that I hate this person.....he's just plain annoying.
The gym that I train at is full of pretty cool people.....except for this one older guy. He's always trying to talk to me about powerlifting as if he knows his stuff. I dont know much about it, but I can see that he knows nothing.
For several weeks he used to watch me train and then come over and tell me what he could do. One week its 400lb squat for reps....I assumed he meant to parallel (never seen a powerlifter do less) and thought this was pretty good for an older guy. I got to see him squat a week or so ago. He set up the safety bars really low.....so I figure he's going deep. He could barely stand up under 310.......and he didnt do parallel or even quarter squats.....they were nearer eigth squats. And as he hit the "bottom" he would be shaking like hell. As he finished he was looking around for approval.......then he had 4 plates on each end.....that was the deepest squat I've seen in a long long time

 

[Redman2919]

1. How about women who use every piece of equipment as a freaking lazy boy.
2. The "advice" guy who just b/c he bought the newest mag he is going to give me advice about deep squatting being bad for my knees.
3. The younger girls who, while attractive, come to the gym in full make-up do 20 minutes of cardio not to break a sweat, do some cruches, then leave.

There are so many but so little time!

 

[OMEGA]

I dislike 2 kinds of people at the gym


1 the ephedrine junkies

2 the out of shape old dudes who wear american bodybuilding circus pants, and open neck everlast shirt that are suppossed to shoe off ther traps.

how gay

 

[USMC_Devildog]

"Tough Guys"

I hate the lard-asses that think they're bad ass because they can lift huge amounts of weight. Like for example this guy at my gym can bench about 400 pounds and he's so arrogant about it. Like he's the top dawg at the gym. It's not very impressive since he weights about that much (about 350 pounds of muscle and a lot of fat). If a guy who weighs 180 (cut or fat) could press this much then I'd tip my hat to him. That's at least twice his body weight.

 

[babyfaced monster]

sick of these posts...

i'm sick of guys who think their the shit in the gym,i guess that would be YOU GUYS THAT POST THIS, who gives a shit about others in the gym. Your there to work, not observe...

 

[Imnotdutch]

Re: sick of these posts...

i'm sick of guys who think their the shit in the gym,i guess that would be YOU GUYS THAT POST THIS, who gives a shit about others in the gym. Your there to work, not observe...

Ever tried working when somebody gets in your face and starts telling you how great they used to be?? How about when your choking because somebody went wwwwaaaaaayyyyyy over the top with the perfume/deoderant? Or when somebody is hogging the only cage or squat rack to do curls? Or doing a set right in front of the dumb-bell rack that just happens to hold the weights you need? I could go on......these people are annoying because they prevent me from training as effectively as I might.

Do I think I'm the shit in the gym......lol no. The gym I train at is full of competitive bodybuilders and powerlifters who either look way better than me (as if I care ) or lift more than me at a lighter bodyweight. That doesnt stop me getting annoyed at people that stop me from training through inconsiderate behaviour. Get it????

I'm also sick of guys that run their mouths without thinking about what they are saying or considering the other persons point of view.

 

[DanG]

I gotta add in that I need to know why the hell these high-school kids wear toques in the gym? Gonna get frostbite on your ears?

 

[Rockafella Skank]

I can't stand the people I call "The Chatties" (mostly young, 20-something females who show up in pairs). Mouths running from the time they hit the gym until they walk out. If they spent half as much time/energy on their workouts they'd be unstoppable. Don't get me wrong, I rather like groups of 20-something females, but do us a favor and clamp it for 10 minutes, already.