Who wins a squat competition between

[sexyMFer]

I still hate you though

Lol

I hate you more

 

[sexyMFer]

you battled for dick

everyone battled for dick

that shit hurt me

 

[miplank]

I don't see anyone else giving you plats...


cut me some slack here

 

[dabuffguy]

I don't see anyone else giving you plats...


cut me some slack here

Where did all your K go?

You had like 10x what is showing right now.

 

[miplank]

don't be nosey

 

[Strongbow]

I battled for you rob

I did too till they offered me free shit then I said fuck him bant that trouble maker

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[sexyMFer]

I did too till they offered me free shit then I said fuck him bant that trouble maker

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you slimy muther fucker

 

[miplank]

I did too till they offered me free shit then I said fuck him bant that trouble maker

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lolololol

 

[sexyMFer]

What'd you get out of the deal?

 

[miplank]

nothing yet

 

[miplank]

just do what I did when I got banned and make their lives a living hell until they let you come back.

 

[sexyMFer]

I considered it

 

[miplank]

ollololololo

 

[ugotmale2day]

Good ol Tom Platz

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[dabuffguy]

Good ol Tom Platz

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I'm so mad right now.

 

[Strongbow]

I'm so mad right now.

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[mustang_00]

I could out run/sprint everyone of you fgts

abs on a skinny guy is just about as impressive as a fat girl with big tits...

 

[miplank]

nice repost



wtf does that have to do w/me out running your fat ass?

 

[-SD-]

mitch runs like a giraffe

 

[dabuffguy]

http://loopable.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/giraffe.gif?w=584

 

[miplank]

mitch is hung like a giraffe

fyp

 

[mustang_00]

one of these days your dad is going to stop paying your way through life billy madison.

 

[Strongbow]

one of these days your dad is going to stop paying your way through life billy madison.

One of these days somebody might give a fuck what you think, but today aint the day

 

[miplank]

Lolololol

 

[mustang_00]

One of these days somebody might give a fuck what you think, but today aint the day

the bar didn't even bend... when you're doing 8 plates come talk to a ngr

 

[Strongbow]

the bar didn't even bend... when you're doing 8 plates come talk to a ngr

Oh ok well it was 6 plates and I know none of you ngrs have ever had to use one but at my gym we have some rigid bars made for big squats and deads. I like that theory that the bar didn't bend that's about the biggest grasping at straws bullshit I ever heard. If you even watched the lift you would notice how slow and controlled it was that in itself eliminates most bar bending shit. You ngrs sux at the gym don't blame me cause you juiced to bench 315 Buncha fucking weak poosies. Seriously tho most of you idiots should kill yourselves. We still ngrs tho

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[WoodyO]

My left wrist feels like it's gonna break in half when I bench.

 

[WoodyO]

That's my jackin' hand too.

 

[sexyMFer]

That's my jackin' hand too.

can you switch hands mid-jack and gain a stroke?

 

[WoodyO]

can you switch hands mid-jack and gain a stroke?

Possibly? I sometimes use both hands to give myself an Indian burn.

 

[redsamurai]

My left wrist feels like it's gonna break in half when I bench.

Amazon.com: Fat Gripz - The Ultimate Arm Builder: Sports & Outdoors


use these, at least on the low end sets. They force your wrists into a better position. You probably have big hands like me and years of grabbing regular size bars have taught us improper technique.

 

[WoodyO]

I have little hands. I can't even hold a whopper.

 

[nangiggles]

Amazon.com: Fat Gripz - The Ultimate Arm Builder: Sports & Outdoors


use these, at least on the low end sets. They force your wrists into a better position. You probably have big hands like me and years of grabbing cawks have taught us improper technique.

Fixed

 

[redsamurai]

Fixed

would've been so much cooler if you were hot.


Can you cook at least?

 

[mustang_00]

Oh ok well it was 6 plates and I know none of you ngrs have ever had to use one but at my gym we have some rigid bars made for big squats and deads. I like that theory that the bar didn't bend that's about the biggest grasping at straws bullshit I ever heard. If you even watched the lift you would notice how slow and controlled it was that in itself eliminates most bar bending shit. You ngrs sux at the gym don't blame me cause you juiced to bench 315 Buncha fucking weak poosies. Seriously tho most of you idiots should kill yourselves. We still ngrs tho

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lolololol fuck that really gets to you huh. I was joking. put nanz cpap on your snootch and calm down.

 

[nangiggles]

would've been so much cooler if you were hot.


Can you cook at least?

I can toast a pop tart

 

[Strongbow]

lolololol fuck that really gets to you huh. I was joking. put nanz cpap on your snootch and calm down.

A raw 600 pound bench is not that common but I said we was still ngrs brah.

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[redsamurai]

I can toast a pop tart

can you roast?

 

[nangiggles]

can you roast?

There's mixed opinions

 

[Strongbow]

There's mixed opinions

Show me them.lips

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[nangiggles]

Show me them.lips

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not the best pic, had an anesthesia crooked smile, lol
http://i62.tinypic.com/2aq8pe.jpg

 

[dabuffguy]

A raw 600 pound bench is not that common but I said we was still ngrs brah.

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A raw 600lb bench is ridiculously strong. Very impressive.

 

[cindylou]

you have nice lips

 

[miplank]

you're the whitest mexican i've ever seen

 

[dabuffguy]

not the best pic, had an anesthesia crooked smile, lol
http://i62.tinypic.com/2aq8pe.jpg

Do you still have that red sleeveless shirt with the California license plate on it?

 

[nangiggles]

Do you still have that red sleeveless shirt with the California license plate on it?

well that's not creepy at all

 

[dabuffguy]

well that's not creepy at all

It's in your gallery ya dork.

 

[nangiggles]

It's in your gallery ya dork.

You're still a creep

 

[dabuffguy]

You're still a creep

Do you like black cock?

.

 

[nangiggles]

who doesnt?

 

[WoodyO]

Do you still have that red sleeveless shirt with the California license plate on it?

Nan is Sammy Haggar?

 

[dabuffguy]

Nan is Sammy Haggar?

Lol

"I can't drive...55!!!!!!"

 

[Strongbow]

Lol

"I can't drive...55!!!!!!"

Yes you can

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[nangiggles]

you're the whitest mexican i've ever seen

Freckled as fuck too

 

[nangiggles]

I don't sound messican either, ask smurf or SD

 

[miplank]

you live in the sunshine state how the fuck are you not tan

 

[miplank]

I've heard your voice on vids on FB you sound immigrant as fuck

 

[WoodyO]

Why have I never heard Nan's voice? Bish has my number.

 

[miplank]

she's waiting for her coloring book

 

[WoodyO]

But she has a job?

 

[nangiggles]

But she has a job?

I have two jobs, I'm the anti-messican

 

[nangiggles]

Why have I never heard Nan's voice? Bish has my number.

I never spoke to smurf, I left her a voicemail. SD called my old job along with nimbus lololol

 

[dabuffguy]

Yes you can

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Correct, I did 160 in the vette on a back highway Saturday.

 

[SouthernLord]

I ride bikes and don't work out. My legs are more jacked than 97.65% of all the juice bros here. Plus my cock is slightly above average in size.

 

[WoodyO]

Pics?

 

[Strongbow]

Correct, I did 160 in the vette on a back highway Saturday.

Pics of the speedometer or you a lying sack shit mooslim furniture builder with a shitty beard and bitch titties

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[dabuffguy]

Pics of the speedometer or you a lying sack shit mooslim furniture builder with a shitty beard and bitch titties

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I'll record it on a gopro next time.

 

[WoodyO]

Mount the GoPro to your forehead, then look at the speedometer, then your garbage so we can see if you chub up from the speed.

 

[nangiggles]

Mount the GoPro to your forehead, then look at the speedometer, then your garbage so we can see if you chub up from the speed.

That's not weird at all :/

 

[nangiggles]

I ride bikes and don't work out. My legs are more jacked than 97.65% of all the juice bros here. Plus my cock is slightly above average in size.

 

[Strongbow]

I'll record it on a gopro next time.

Nice don't die I'd feel bad fore 30 to 60 seconds.

 

[miplank]

Only 160?


What are you some kinda pussy?

 

[dabuffguy]

Only 160?


What are you some kinda pussy?

160 is scary fast.

On a closed course, I'd max that bish out.

 

[miplank]

scary for a 1/2 fgt

 

[WoodyO]

I think he meant he's scared of the insurance premium

 

[-SD-]

I don't sound messican either, ask smurf or SD

you sound like dick

 

[dabuffguy]

scary for a 1/2 fgt

troo

 

[nangiggles]

you sound like dick

Mexican dick or american dick?

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[Strongbow]

Mexican dick or american dick?

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Lol mexican dicks are tiny lil things

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[WoodyO]

Lol mexican dicks are tiny lil things

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They're probably all short n' fat, just like their owners.

 

[PICK3]

Nice don't die I'd feel bad fore 30 to 60 seconds.

I wood feel bad for 2,150 zeptoseconds

 

[PICK3]

Just like you can beat a paraplegic in a foot race.


I leg press 1400 lbs for reps though. (15 plates per side)

how many foam plates does that equal

 

[miplank]

30

 

[nangiggles]

They're probably all short n' fat, just like their owners.

well I'm short and fat

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[miplank]

mememememe

 

[WoodyO]

Yeah, no shit. Get over yourself Nan. The world and EF doesn't revolve around you.

 

[Hurlan]

Yeah, no shit. Get over yourself Nan. The world and EF doesn't revolve around you.

How dare you question Nan! She knows everything because she watches reality TV...

I can out pull almost everyone on this board....anyone pound for pound....

I can't post the image of me pulling 613 while out of shape but visit my profile....

 

[Strongbow]

How dare you question Nan! She knows everything because she watches reality TV...

I can out pull almost everyone on this board....anyone pound for pound....

I can't post the image of me pulling 613 while out of shape but visit my profile....

I'm ya huckleberry mutha fucker

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[WoodyO]

I just pulled it

 

[Strongbow]

I just pulled it

Fucking baby weight bro fuck this homo

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[nangiggles]

How dare you question Nan! She knows everything because she watches reality TV...

I can out pull almost everyone on this board....anyone pound for pound....

I can't post the image of me pulling 613 while out of shape but visit my profile....

Lol at having time to watch tv, let alone reality tv, unlike you I WORK, I can't drink and watch tv all night

 

[miplank]

so many cool stories in here

 

[wootoom]

Gross

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Redsam and Dabuttgay? I bet Sams vibrams power him past Dabuff by 2 plates or more. Discuss
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Pick3 for sure.. Who else can squat a 10 inch dick?????

Come on someone want to out doo him, please post pics or we don't believe.

 

[Strongbow]

Pick3 for sure.. Who else can squat a 10 inch dick?????

Come on someone want to out doo him, please post pics or we don't believe.

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[digimon7068]

Just like you can beat a paraplegic in a foot race.


I leg press 1400 lbs for reps though. (15 plates per side)

fuck you...and the leg press machine you rode in on...

 

[sexyMFer]

Why do you hate dabuffguy bro?

 

[digimon7068]

Why do you hate dabuffguy bro?

i don't...i'm just calling COMPLETE bullshit on your claim...first of all, that's a ridiculous, shit-ton of weight and secondly, if you have a bad back, you can't leg press ridiculous shit-ton's of weight because you're working off your BACK...mooslim.

 

[WoodyO]

I can only press 8 plates on each side.

 

[wootoom]

Why do you hate dabuffguy bro?

Why do you hate on everyone lately? Fuck I'm so pissed off