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Strongbow

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Redsam and Dabuttgay? I bet Sams vibrams power him past Dabuff by 2 plates or more. Discuss
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I can squat 800lbs like Ronnie.


Jk, I can't squat at all. I have a ruptured disc in my lower back. Even 225 causes too much pain.

I can do leg press and extensions and that's it for lower half. It sucks.
 
dabuffguy said:
I can squat 800lbs like Ronnie.


Jk, I can't squat at all. I have a ruptured disc in my lower back. Even 225 causes too much pain.

I can do leg press and extensions and that's it for lower half. It sucks.
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So all I got out of this was that redsam can indeed squat you under the table ?
 
True story here - One time I was squating and let a big ol' fart slip out right in the face a woman doing leg press about 3 feet behind my rack. It was awesome.
 
dabuffguy said:
Just like you can beat a paraplegic in a foot race.


I leg press 1400 lbs for reps though. (15 plates per side)
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First I can still out run most people without fail recently posted a 4.6 40 at jr's training facility. Laser time we don't even recognize hand clocked 40s in the house of Beezekiel. Second I do 15 plates a side routinely on my second or third warm up set. Third I feel your pain on the disc issue. Have you tried treating it with gh or igf1?

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Strongbow said:
First I can still out run most people without fail recently posted a 4.6 40 at jr's training facility. Laser time we don't even recognize hand clocked 40s in the house of Beezekiel. Second I do 15 plates a side routinely on my second or third warm up set. Third I feel your pain on the disc issue. Have you tried treating it with gh or igf1?

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Lots of April fools jokes in this post
 
sexyMFer said:
Lots of April fools jokes in this post
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Lol yea just like the 500 pound bench press right. Foam plates lol. Haters gonna hate. So bish ngrs hate on.

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dabuffguy said:
I can squat 800lbs like Ronnie.


Jk, I can't squat at all. I have a ruptured disc in my lower back. Even 225 causes too much pain.

I can do leg press and extensions and that's it for lower half. It sucks.
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We don't fucking care


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dabuffguy said:
I can squat 800lbs like Ronnie.


Jk, I can't squat at all. I have a ruptured disc in my lower back. Even 225 causes too much pain.

I can do leg press and extensions and that's it for lower half. It sucks.
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Bro, baby Jesus will heal that shit up right if you pray and accept his will in your life; Haven't you seen all those Christian muscle men tearing up phone books based on the power of Jesus and not the evil juice that leads people away from christ?
 
redsamurai said:
bro I'm not gonna call you out on any strength lifts....but a 4'6 40? c'mon man....at ur size?
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Bro i still train for sprinting twice a week with Jr. It's great for leg development. And when I get up over 230 no I can't do that but yea down around 220 to 225 all day long. I also said recently right now I'm pushing upwards bulking so at this very moment prolly not but when I drop weight I'm like a fucking gazelle

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Strongbow said:
Bro i still train for sprinting twice a week with Jr. It's great for leg development. And when I get up over 230 no I can't do that but yea down around 220 to 225 all day long. I also said recently right now I'm pushing upwards bulking so at this very moment prolly not but when I drop weight I'm like a fucking gazelle

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Gazelles aren't sprinters there genius...
 
Bubbly said:
Gazelles aren't sprinters there genius...
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A gazelle is faster than your ass

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I can't run worth shit. I jog the beach with my daughter, who is captain of her cross country team, and she mocks me for struggling to breath and barely keeping up.
 
shoot im gonna say like the SRT8 Charger


they don't have the MDS on them so they beer bong gas...still 4 doors for lil woody
 
Beat you to it, though I said Challenger. Same exact car, except 2 door.

If Woody needs a 4 Door then a Charger SRT8 or 300C SRT8 are better choices.
 
I kind of like the looks of the challenger over the charger. Never been a Dodge fan. What do they go for?
 
WoodyO said:
I kind of like the looks of the challenger over the charger. Never been a Dodge fan. What do they go for?
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A few years old (around 2010 year) used will put you close to the 30K range.


I'd rather have a Camaro or a Mustang over a dodge myself, but those two are not big inside like the Chrysler/dodge cars.
 
I guess you currently have a two door...


depends on the miles/year, but you should be able to find one in the 30k range.


I just sold a Mopar Edition Charger the other day for $33,500 with 15k miles with brand new 22" giovanni's

It was a bad bitch!
 
I've actually owned a few Mustangs over the years. I've always been partial to Ford's. I've hung on to my T-Bird while all the other cars come and go. I can't own a Mustang anymore. My company owns a aftermarket Mustang parts business, and it gets to be harassing with them trying to do shit to my car all the time.
 
dabuffguy said:
Beat you to it, though I said Challenger. Same exact car, except 2 door.

If Woody needs a 4 Door then a Charger SRT8 or 300C SRT8 are better choices.
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No 300c for me. Those are a dime a dozen amongst the Mexicans here. They're loaded with cheap after market bling from auto zone.
 
Get a range rover...They also beer bong gas, pretty fast for a heavy ass suv, (5.6sec 0-60) and chicks dig em'


Plus..you can keep your fancy beer cold in the fridge inside it.
 
miplank said:
Get a range rover...They also beer bong gas, pretty fast for a heavy ass suv, (5.6sec 0-60) and chicks dig em'


Plus..you can keep your fancy beer cold in the fridge inside it.
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I'm not that flashy bro. I wore ripped jeans and a white T to an important business meeting with investors today. I do pretty decent financially but I could easily pass for poor white trash.
 
well you can always put some neon underbody lights on it and other misc. auto zone parts on it and let it get repossessed like needto
 
WoodyO said:
No 300c for me. Those are a dime a dozen amongst the Mexicans here. They're loaded with cheap after market bling from auto zone.
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I'm not a 300C fan either, it's a good option though if you want fast and 4 doors, American for a decent budget.

You could look into a used M3 4-door in that price range. Not American though.
 
The German mechanic who worked on my Passat last was always pushing me to get a used 328i. Said they lasted forever with minimal maintenance. He was a solid mechanic. He's the one who convinced me the Passat was a lost cause.
 
I test drove a couple Lexus models. Nice, but not really my style. I wear a cowboy hat. I'd go for a lease if I went with the Lexus.
 
Of course I have head rest. I can't even wear a hat in the T-Bird. My head smacks the ceiling at every pot hole with that 20 year old suspension.
 
when my brother and I were kids we took my moms new Ford Bronco II to the motocross track and jumped the fuck out of it a couple times. Got it like 5-6' off the ground...Dad was driving it later that day and we were in the back of the car and he was like "WTF why is the steering so fucked up?" my bro and I were in the back seat like, "hmm..that's weird"


Fucked the suspension all up...ruined it.
 
We're not that crafty in SD. Only me and the marines wear cowboy hats. And they all have F350's.
 
My T-Bird has proven to be pretty much bullet proof. It's the only reason I've kept that one and traded in about 10 others over the last decade or so.
 
WoodyO said:
It weighs 4400lbs. It's not even jumping over a sidewalk.
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Pretty sure Dabuttgay can leg press that piece of shit then

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Strongbow said:
Pretty sure Dabuttgay can leg press that piece of shit then

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I tried to lift a smart car parked at the mall once. I'm fairly certain I ripped some of the cheap plastic clips out of the bumper before giving up.
 
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