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Who is Ffactor??

Ffactor

Ffactor

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In addition to being the boards only indo-persian(non-turbanated) member I am truly quite a remarkable person. I am handsome, successful, extremely well educated and consider myself to be a bit of a renaissance man. Women adore me, men do not. I drive a fancy car and live in a fancy apartment. I am also a giver. I volunteer for several organizations. I sponser a little boy in Nigeria. His name is N'Doubeze Ndede Igbougbahaka. Quite a handsome fellow. I also have three sons that I know of on this board. Their names are Flex 123, Darktooth and Poyeboy. Women say that I am a very unselfish lover. I am happy-go-lucky, somewhat clownish at times, I don't take myself too seriously and never hold grudges. My fan base is enormous and encompasses several continents and galaxies. Enough about me now tell me something about yourself!

P.S. I like to play act and periodically pretend like I am a leprechaun!
 
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Darktooth said:
You forgot: OLD

:D
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Old enough to be your daddy my son! Now where are your brothers Flex and Poyeboy. I hope I don't have to bail you all out of jail again.
 
Awww...I love you too NB even if you are gay!! That goes for you too Bullitt! I also love my sons Darktooth and Poyeboy. I wonder where Flex is? Ya better represent boy!!
 
Nice man... let's have a little NY get-together :)

We got myself, polishhammer, flex, lord suston, nattyanabolic, and many others. :)
 
Ffactor said:
goes for you too Bullitt!
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ONE FUCKIN 'T' YOU TARD!!!


Goddamn bullett fuckin up my shit. Arthritis-havin depends-wearin bastard.
 
Nicole said:


Wait a minute Mr---

Its more of lust thing...
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Bring it on baby! By the way I am still searching for tickets, MAnchester is slightly chepaer but still around $200, round trip.
 
I thought I'd let ya sweat it out a few days for my reply!hehehe

You remind me of my favorite gymin shoes:They are worn out, comfy and a bit stinky...But... I just can't seem to part with 'em!


:D :angel:
 
vixenbabe said:
I thought I'd let ya sweat it out a few days for my reply!hehehe

You remind me of my favorite gymin shoes:They are worn out, comfy and a bit stinky...But... I just can't seem to part with 'em!


:D :angel:
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That is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me!

:bigkiss:
 
and your respone was <select any or all of the choices>

"We have a space shuttle??"

"Do they have Tang on the space shuttle?"

"If I flew in the space shuttle will the same thing happen to me that happened to Buck Rogers?"

the end.
 
The Nature Boy said:
and your respone was <select any or all of the choices>

"We have a space shuttle??"

"Do they have Tang on the space shuttle?"

"If I flew in the space shuttle will the same thing happen to me that happened to Buck Rogers?"

the end.
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:lmao:
 
The Nature Boy said:
and your respone was <select any or all of the choices>

"We have a space shuttle??"

"Do they have Tang on the space shuttle?"

"If I flew in the space shuttle will the same thing happen to me that happened to Buck Rogers?"

the end.
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I do not care how ugly Nature Boy is...I could sooooo look past that and love him anyways! :)

What a wit....
 
TheProject said:
Hey Ffactor, you coming to Boston or what?
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I've lucked out with tickets so far. Too expensive. Talked to Nicole yesterday, she said she was picking you guys up at midnight today. Have fun, wish I could have been there. Will still try but things are not looking good. I will call you guys tomorrow!!
 
TheProject said:


Hey, he invited himself! I figured you'd do the same!
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NO!!!! I'm VIP....I make everyones guest list....well at least the ones that count. So far I haven't found one tht counts.
 
Maybe Poo will meet a girl and break his 9 year kissless streak.
 
beastboy said:


NO!!!! I'm VIP....I make everyones guest list....well at least the ones that count. So far I haven't found one tht counts.
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Yes, well nobody likes you, get on with your life!
 
beastboy said:


NO!!!! I'm VIP....I make everyones guest list....well at least the ones that count. So far I haven't found one tht counts.
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Do they still have flights that go out of Detroit? Or did the FAA stop 'em because of all the random gunfire?

Ffactor, sorry you can't make it. Gayhole.
 
The Nature Boy said:
and your respone was <select any or all of the choices>

"We have a space shuttle??"

"Do they have Tang on the space shuttle?"

"If I flew in the space shuttle will the same thing happen to me that happened to Buck Rogers?"

the end.
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Nobody thinks that was funny!
 
TheProject said:


Do they still have flights that go out of Detroit? Or did the FAA stop 'em because of all the random gunfire?

Ffactor, sorry you can't make it. Gayhole.
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OMG that what funny! Not. The airport isn't in Detroit. Shows how much you know. Here is a hint for you too...quit telling women it's been so long.
 
Hello everybody! I just got back from climbing the Everest. It was really cool but some people died! I also had sex with a female Yeti. She was hot in an animal sort of way! But all in all a very good experience. Carry on!
 
After talking to Ffactor on the phone this weekend, I can say with complete confidence that he is weird as hell.

He talks like he posts, which means he uses the word "gay" a lot.
 
Ffactor said:
Thanks Pooj! Do give me a buzz sometime so I can stay updated on your gay activities!
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Gay activities?????

Poo has had no 'activities' of either the gay, or straight variety for years.
 
Here is a quote from Walt Whitman:

" Men may come and men may go
But this trhead will go on forever"

You are alll GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY!
 
I just had a most gratifying bowel movement. It strated with some pressure and lower belly ache at around 7:00 a.m. I held it in, I knew it was going to be a big one. On my way to work I picked up an extra large coffee and an egg and cheese breakfast sandwich. I figured the coffee would relax my bowels. After completing breakfast I felt like I was about to explode but I held it for another half an hour. Then I took the latest edition of FHM magazine with me into the bathroom, disinfected the toilet seat, sat down, spread my ass cheeks and let it ease out slowly. It was heaven!!! It must have weighed at least 5 lbs and took 5 flushes to get rid of all residue. It is a proud day for me!
 
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Please don't hesitate to ask me deep questions about myself. Once you get to know me you will find me very addictive, like that guy mango on saturday night live.
 
Questions for Ffactor?

What is the does Ffactor mean?
Why is it significant to you?
How old are You?
Where were you born?
Do you have any unusual talents or skills?
What is your career field?
Do you like your current Job / career choice?
What's your Idea first date?
What recreational drugs have you done?
What physique enhancment drugs have you done?
Where do you buy gas?
what do you drive?
Own or Rent? What?
 
WODIN said:
Questions for Ffactor?

What is the does Ffactor mean?
Why is it significant to you?
How old are You?
Where were you born?
Do you have any unusual talents or skills?
What is your career field?
Do you like your current Job / career choice?
What's your Idea first date?
What recreational drugs have you done?
What physique enhancment drugs have you done?
Where do you buy gas?
what do you drive?
Own or Rent? What?
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Thanks for your interest wise one! I will now attempt to answer your questions.

Ffactor = Fuck Factor as you have probably determined from my Avatar!
The name was given to me by the sigma alpha epsilon fraternity.
I am 33.
My parents to this day claim they found me on a New York sidewalk.
I can fart on command!
I am an engineer.
I work as a senior management official for a chemical company.
My ideal first date would be dinner in a fine restaurant followed by drinks in a jazz club.
Cocaine and Marijuana.
Deca, primo, fina, test, d-bol, winstrol. Prefer to stick to anabolics.
Exxon.
Limited edition BMW 3 series convertible.
Renting currently but soon to be home owner.
 
COOL!!!

I don't have avatars turned on so I had to look at your profile...Pooject is the avatar cop.

Nice Ride.

Major in Chem E or stumble in the Chem industry?
 
TheProject said:


Anything to make this fucker die.

Oh, for the day when I become a mod...

:FRlol:
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what the hell is up with the "telephone pole man"


btw, you will never be a mod, your to ugly and puny
 
WODIN said:
COOL!!!

I don't have avatars turned on so I had to look at your profile...Pooject is the avatar cop.

Nice Ride.

Major in Chem E or stumble in the Chem industry?
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Yes sir, did major in Chem E. Then went to grad school and studied Env. Eng.
 
beastboy said:
Damn...what is so diffucult about deciphering between the correct usage of "your" and "you're"?
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yes, the english language is really stupid, and so are oyu and your old decreped redwings
 
WODIN said:
So what turned your interest to body buidling?
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Actually yoda i am not into body building per say. I like looking at myself in the mirror and the sole reason for me going to the gym is so that I like what I see when I look at myself in the mirror. I am perfectly content to be about 5'9", 170 lbs. Do not have any body building aspirations. Now tell me more about yourself without sounding gay!
 
How long have you been married?
How many kids do you have?
What do you do for a living?
Have you ever cheated on your wife?
How old are your kids?
Is cheating bad?
How many times a week do you work out?
Do you take growth hormone?

That will do for now.
 
How long have you been married? 15 + years ? I think....

How many kids do you have? Twins (boy & girl)

What do you do for a living? Data System Mgr. Fin. Plan.

Have you ever cheated on your wife? No.

How old are your kids? Almost 2

Is cheating bad? Yes, no, maybe.

How many times a week do you work out? 4 to 6.

Do you take growth hormone? No

That will do for now.
 
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