Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

[Mad4Iron]

Fucking can't remember the last time I ate pizza.

Or pussy for that matter.Methinks I need a nice slut of an Eyetalian girl.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Daddy,I want a Guinea pig.

Here son,Take a 20 and find a nice Irish girl.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

2 guys were dicussing the racial make up of the original Star Trek.

One guy commented that there was a Black woman,a Oriental man and the only thing missing was an Arab.

The other commented,"Don't be so silly,there are NO Arabs in the future"

Mad

 

[distanced]

why oh why must my dick be so big.

I can't even get with a girl, cause as soon as they see the size of it........they're gone.

I always promise to try not to hurt them.

uhg

 

[Mad4Iron]

Must suck to be you

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Sucks more to be me.

mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Are we picking up some speed here?

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Naw,must of been something I ate.

Mad

 

[distanced]

I'm picking up some pizza

 

[HANSEL]

Nice Distanced, have a piece for me bro

 

[FISHTALES]

 

[distanced]

they have arrived!

bawahaha

 

[FISHTALES]

i can actually post

 

[HANSEL]

Hi FISHTALES

 

[FISHTALES]

what up!

 

[distanced]

say hello to my ass you skanky mongaloid wanker.
I am going to eat my pizza and you are going to eat my shit wank dank

 

[FISHTALES]

three freekin days all i got was error

 

[OXANDRIN]

this could be the biggest thread ever

 

[OXANDRIN]

just popped a sweet zit

 

[distanced]

I JUST POPPED A CHERRY

 

[out_at_sea]

yo ..hoe..

 

[distanced]

LIGHT BRIGHT.................. LIGHT BRIGHT

WANK BANK..................... WANK BANK

 

[out_at_sea]

yo,fishtale.mad4iron....where the hell are u?

 

[distanced]

Time for some chips and cheese dip and bed

 

[distanced]

I am post wank, pre shower, and then, to bed it is

 

[distanced]

 

[MrMakaveli]

I hate C++...carry on.

 

[Mad4Iron]

Had to put that fucking spider up.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

I hate the fuckers,esp that one.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Used to work with snakes,even venomous,no prob.Fucking spiders? No way.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Well I just wanted to say Fuckyas,I've benn real tired lately.


Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Working out really wasted me this week.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

What do I smell?

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

I show up and everyone splits.

Mad

 

[distanced]

i NEED TO GO TO BED SINCE i HAVE MY SPANK AND SHOWER DONE

 

[OXANDRIN]

213am

 

[Mad4Iron]

Yawn.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Boys are slipping.

Mad

 

[distanced]

I hate not being able to sleep

maybe I should take my new minivan for a spin

go figure, I go from a fully loaded 255hp maxima to a minivan.

we all grow up eventually

 

[Mad4Iron]

I'll never grow up.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

And the condolences on the minivan.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Pretty quick this am.

Mad

 

[distanced]

well, this makes two days without sleep

30min till it's time to go support my starbucks stock!

 

[Mad4Iron]

Dude,Ya gotta get your shit together Bro.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Bummer,Only got 80 rds to go to the range with.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Aimed fire is better than spray and pray anyway.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

A few more and then I'm heading out.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Afew more.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Oh maybe a few more.

Mad

 

[OXANDRIN]

1037 am

 

[gymrat]

how big is the biggest thread in elites history?

 

[HANSEL]

Hi all, just checking in....

 

[Mad4Iron]

Rat,Don't know but I'd imagine your looking at it.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Eotech holosight is the shit,put 3 rds at 100 yds into a dime sized group.Sweet.

Mad

 

[out_at_sea]

 

[Mad4Iron]

Laundry sucks,I need a woman for that shit,among other things.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Hopefully one that knows how to clean a M4 carbine correctly.

Mad

 

[out_at_sea]

yo...

 

[Mad4Iron]

What up?

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Boys are losing focus.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

True whores will be separated from the wanabees.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Oh well,I can do it alone.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Damn,I'm hungry again.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Laundry,Cleaned and now I'm gonna eat.

Where the fuck is everyone?

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Fuck you guys,I'm gonna clean my rifle and watch Blackhawk down.

Mad

 

[rjl296]

are there any meaningful posts on here ? no real need to answer

 

[Mad4Iron]

Read the whole thread,there's one or two really insightful contributions.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

Other than that it's all about the numbers.

Mad

 

[WarriorPL]

And why haven't you guys reached 5000 yet?

 

[Mad4Iron]

Guys?,Mother fuck,I'm talkin to myself Wiz.

Anyone reading this prob thinks I'm wackier than I am.

Mad

 

[WarriorPL]

You are pretty

 

[WarriorPL]

fucked up man.

 

[WarriorPL]

How was your day?

 

[WarriorPL]

Mine was fine.

 

[WarriorPL]

Asshole.

 

[OXANDRIN]

421 pm

 

[Mad4Iron]

Asshole.

Me? what'd I do?

Mad

 

[FISHTALES]

blah

 

[Mad4Iron]

I'm all weepy now.

Mad

 

[Mad4Iron]

I really can't stop crying,Come on Kid don't be mad.

Mad

 

[OXANDRIN]

504pm

 

[OXANDRIN]

507pm

 

[OXANDRIN]

514pm

 

[Mad4Iron]

Well if we fight at least we'll get some posts

Mad

 

[OXANDRIN]

i'll fight all you bitches

 

[OXANDRIN]

i could give mad a beating with my magnificient piece between my legs

 

[OXANDRIN]

bend over my bitches i own all u's

 

[OXANDRIN]

i'm going to the nets game tonight or else i'd stay around and berait all you hoes

 

[OXANDRIN]

anyone want to fight

 

[CanadianCripple]

keep

 

[Mad4Iron]

Sure.

I'll take you apart like a boiled chicken.

Mad

 

[OXANDRIN]

i g2g.....i want to read some shit when i get back

 

[CanadianCripple]

the drive

 

[MrMakaveli]

Once again..I hate c++.

All day on this stupid program and NOTHING works, goddamn inheritance.

 

[CanadianCripple]

for 5000

 

[WarriorPL]

No not you Mad4Iron. I was talking to wizkid25.

 

[WarriorPL]

5:38

 

[CanadianCripple]

alive!

 

[CanadianCripple]

4704

 

[CanadianCripple]

4705