Who Is Elite's Biggest Post Whore?????

[Mad4Iron]

Yo man,pick me up a pound of Polly O,I'm jonesin'.

Mad

 

[skaman607]

What aboot cheez-its?

 

[MrMakaveli]

OMFG, My friend stephanie just started naming like 6 of those girls on that website she knows (camgirls, etc)....GODDAMN GIRLFRIEND!

 

[MrMakaveli]

String cheese is sooo good, bloat is going to be a bitch to deal with

 

[skaman607]

wow i wish i knew some of them, they're aboot my age

 

[jnuts]

what does stephanie look like?

 

[MrMakaveli]

Ummm....Fugly

 

[jnuts]

noted....

 

[jnuts]

I think Wolf Blitzer is a dumb ass

 

[TerraNoble]

Anyone heard about Michael Savage and hsi radio show"Savage nation"?

The guy is a total NUTS..

 

[MrMakaveli]

agreed about blitzer

 

[distanced]

I injsct synthol in my penis

 

[jnuts]

that would be painful....

 

[distanced]

it's better than sex

 

[jnuts]

Interesting concept

 

[jnuts]

I'm almost up to 200 posts in this thread....

 

[jnuts]

that would be a lot

 

[distanced]

does saddam have semen?

 

[MrMakaveli]

What size needle for the synthol?

 

[jnuts]

up until about 15 minutes ago...

 

[MrMakaveli]

I hit a vein once...goddamn that shit hurt..then kinda went limp

 

[distanced]

I ran out of money awhile back and had to use vegetable oild instead of synthol.

that smarted a little bit. But, I do have a big dick though

 

[distanced]

do sand nigga farts smell like ours?

 

[distanced]

I just got a call from three girls that want me to go over to their place

whoot whoot

 

[MrMakaveli]

Hit it..errr...Hit EM :-D

 

[jnuts]

take pictures

 

[distanced]

donkey punch with a fist full of salt on the third tuesday in Isreal

 

[distanced]

I think I'm going to have to go get my groove on with the fit young college girls.

oO(man, I wish I would have gone easier jacking off earlier, my dick is chaffed and sore)

 

[MrMakaveli]

AIGHT FOR REAL, I didnt need to know that shit lol. So just ask them to suck it all better, jesus homie gotta be quick.

 

[jnuts]

inject some more vegetable oil...

 

[distanced]

oh baby baby, baby baby

 

[jnuts]

share the wealth, take some pics...

 

[MrMakaveli]

with my girlfriend, jesus, you would think that having a link to that site earlier in my AIM profile was fucking murder from what i got.

I love when ppl get pissed and then post they are pissed in an away message.

 

[distanced]

I like to put rock salt in my peen hole when I get aroused.

 

[jnuts]

SUBJECT CHANGE

 

[MrMakaveli]

Hey guys, do you think trying stuff fina pellets down my shit would work? Im thinking oral absorbtion would be pretty damn high.

 

[distanced]

dip your nuts in lemon juice?

 

[jnuts]

That would be better

 

[jnuts]

lemon juice is more natural

 

[jnuts]

dare I say normal

 

[jnuts]

My mother in law can be a pain in the ass

 

[jnuts]

getting close to sixty fifty...

 

[MrMakaveli]

When arent they pains in the ass?

 

[jnuts]

When arent they pains in the ass?

NEVER

 

[jnuts]

three to go

 

[jnuts]

two

 

[distanced]

off to the girls house for a night of donkey punching

 

[jnuts]

six fifty

 

[MrMakaveli]

This thread is gettting LIT UP like MG tonight

 

[jnuts]

punch one for me

 

[jnuts]

I'm out for the night. I'll be up early to work on a paper and pump the numbers up - enjoy!

 

[MrMakaveli]

I bet this thread lasts longer than the war *short war hopefully*

 

[MrMakaveli]

Roses are red

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Saddam was the target! He was meeting with his leadership! Bunker Busters Used Along with Tomahawk and F17! We may have got the SOB! Have to wait for ground intl

 

[MrMakaveli]

Violets are blue

 

[MrMakaveli]

I'm one post away

 

[MrMakaveli]

From 652

 

[MrMakaveli]

I love when war breaks out how all these retarded people start acting like they know how to run a war (ie teenagers)...jesus.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Not sure if its related but I'm by the large ass Norfolk Navy base and you WOULD NOT belive how many helicopters I'm hearing fly by my dorm window right now

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Ilove when war breaks out how all these retarded people start acting like they know how to run a war (ie teenagers)...jesus.

Sorry im an old man! White House released it minutes ago! All over news! If they got him! It's great news!

 

[MrMakaveli]

Oh wanst talking about your post..I was talking about the dumbass girl in my room drawing a map of where they should attack using a GLOBE

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Oh wanst talking about your post..I was talking about the dumbass girl in my room drawing a map of where they should attack using a GLOBE

Sorry about that bro! She is a dumb ass teenager then!

 

[distanced]

not much donkey punching went on, they were thickens.

Now I need to go drink

 

[distanced]

met a beautiful girl having her 21st at the bar. wow, feel darn good

 

[distanced]

bling bling

 

[distanced]

bed time




*Ladies of Elite!
You've told how you've become tired of getting off on the last photos I sent out, so I have prepared some new photos for you. Please let me know how many to send.

 

[Mad4Iron]

Gym time.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Good Morning

 

[Mad4Iron]

And back from the gym

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Daughter is off to school - wife is taking her there today

 

[Mad4Iron]

And off to work shortly.Off tomorrow so not all is lost.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Bringing son to daycare at 0900

 

[cccp]

Sooo... what exactly is the point of this thread?

 

[jnuts]

There is no point. That is the point

 

[MrMakaveli]

Overslept and missed 3 classes...fucking power went out!

 

[jnuts]

bummer.....

 

[MrMakaveli]

Yep and they are being anal about security measures and checking our school Id's at EVERY entrance, the lines are horrible.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Gotta run to at least one class today, be back to bump this up later.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Ok rant for the day. If you object to the war, so be it. If you think the war is the worst mistake in our countries history: so be it. I have no problems with ANYONE"s opionion but people who watch tv and go "Who cares about the war, they'll learn when all our troops die" deserve to be shot. ONCE were in WAR goddamit, support your country and their soliders

 

[distanced]

Uber props

true dat

Semper Fi

 

[MrMakaveli]

Anybody have the Fab cd? How is it, Im sick of 50 too.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Nevermind downloaded it..beats are nice but goddamn his lyrics are garbage.

 

[argent]

fdgfgfsd

 

[jnuts]

I'm back..... all done with work today... very boring stuff.

Hard hanging out with a bunch of military folks and we are watching all the swacking going on

 

[Mad4Iron]

Home, ate,just gotta walk the dog and I can relax.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

Hanging with the kids before they go to bed.

 

[Boss101]

Just checking my post count.

 

[jnuts]

what is it at?

 

[WarriorPL]

Nice little thread you have going here. I was a post whore for like a week, then EF started to SLOW down.
I'll be back though.

 

[Boss101]

what is it at?

586.

 

[Lift Chief]

I've really been hitting my post-whore stride recently.

 

[Boss101]

588 now!

 

[jnuts]

Whore it up... EF seems to be getting faster these days

 

[jnuts]

okay.... time to start putting the kids to bed...be back later

 

[skaman607]

Back from field trip.

 

[Mad4Iron]

Take a guess who I'm talking to about tongue rings and oral sex.

Mad

 

[jnuts]

need pitctures.............

 

[jnuts]

you bastard

 

[skaman607]

man was it wet

 

[skaman607]

and it was windy