lol..check out this story my friend told me back in grammar school . he was this big black kid named Dwight..he was like a 18 year old stuck in a 13 yr old body so he would tell us all stories about chicks and stuff and we were always shocked cuz we were newbs when it came to chicks.
so anyways he tells us his friend is over his girls house and the guy usually puts whip cream on her and licks it off. Well this time there was no whip creamed in the fridge, just a bowl of Tuna with mayo. So he says fuck it and spreads the tuna on her poonanie and licks it off. he said for a month her poon tasted like tuna and he would find little chunks of tuna weeks later.