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Who has boned a chick on AAS?

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Have you ever hooked up with a chick on AAS?

  • Yes, I have and I loved it!!

    Votes: 48 32.9%

  • Yes, I have and it was nothing special

    Votes: 11 7.5%

  • No, I haven't and I never will.

    Votes: 33 22.6%

  • No, I haven't and I can't wait to meet a bitch all juiced up!!!!

    Votes: 54 37.0%
  • Total voters
    146
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T-Matt

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I have a date tonight with a woman I met at my gym. We chatted it up a bit and she admitted to being on 100mg Primo/wk and 10mg of Anavar/d.. You guys should see this chick, her back is amazing!!! Her ex b/f got her on low dose Primo/Var cycles.

I have never actually had sex with a chick on AAS. I was just curious, how many of you have and what was it like?

T-Matt
 
I'm out guys. I'll let you know how it went.

Big Cracker, bro, I know you hooked up with one in your time, you have to have a couple crazy stories of bitches on a gram of test/wk or SOMETHING:)

T-Matt
 
no, but I bet her vag has biceps or some shit, be careful bro!!!!! Let us know how it went, if u can still manage to type.
 
T-Matt said:
I have a date tonight with a woman I met at my gym. We chatted it up a bit and she admitted to being on 100mg Primo/wk and 10mg of Anavar/d.. You guys should see this chick, her back is amazing!!! Her ex b/f got her on low dose Primo/Var cycles.

I have never actually had sex with a chick on AAS. I was just curious, how many of you have and what was it like?

T-Matt
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Most women I have known on AAS are sexually aggressive,,,,have fun!!!!
 
T-Matt said:
I'm out guys. I'll let you know how it went.

Big Cracker, bro, I know you hooked up with one in your time, you have to have a couple crazy stories of bitches on a gram of test/wk or SOMETHING:)

T-Matt
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I boned a pro bb bitch and 1 fitness chick that everyone here has heard of if they followed the 90's scene. (I'm not gonna name drop-so don't ask.) Truthfully the pro bb was a freak-but I didn't really enjoy myself. It was a big change from the starving 110 lb bitches w/ fake tits I was used to banging cuz she was 145 ripped. I think she raped me. lol The fitness chick was a total hottie-but had a kid and chain smoked cigarettes. Her alter ego was the polar opposite of how the magazines portrayed her and her kid was never mentioned. She was much more fun in the hay-except the bitch was constantly on me to get her recreatrional drugs. Normally this is fine by me-it only makes the sex nastier-but she could party me under the table. I'd rather not get laid if it's gonna cost me more $$$ in drugs than a night with a mid grade whore would cost. Overall the only types of girls I can compare fitness/bb chicks are strippers. With the hot looks come more issues than the magazine rack at Barnes & Noble. I have enough of my own to deal with thanks.

Oh yeah, Lenda Murray was guest poser at a show I was in and backstage she eyeballed my crotch and said "I'd lick dat!" in a ghetto voice. Does that count for anything???

And when I won The AAU Mr Arizona this Miss Universe Hwt champ named Heidi something(she's one of those scary super big bb chicks that sell "shmo" wrestling videos)was handing out trophies. She gave me the wettest sloppiest kiss only a labrador retriever could outdo. It totally caught me off gaurd cuz all the other guys that placed got tiny pecks on the cheek. Her 5 o clock moustache actually burned my lip. I must've looked surprised cuz the audience was cracking up when she laid it on me. The funniest part was my gf at the time was in the audience and watched the whole thing. She actually felt sorry for me cuz the chick(or shim???) was so nasty. :p
 
BigCracker said:
I boned a pro bb bitch and 1 fitness chick that everyone here has heard of if they followed the 90's scene. (I'm not gonna name drop-so don't ask.) Truthfully the pro bb was a freak-but I didn't really enjoy myself. It was a big change from the starving 110 lb bitches w/ fake tits I was used to banging cuz she was 145 ripped. I think she raped me. lol The fitness chick was a total hottie-but had a kid and chain smoked cigarettes. Her alter ego was the polar opposite of how the magazines portrayed her and her kid was never mentioned. She was much more fun in the hay-except the bitch was constantly on me to get her recreatrional drugs. Normally this is fine by me-it only makes the sex nastier-but she could party me under the table. I'd rather not get laid if it's gonna cost me more $$$ in drugs than a night with a mid grade whore would cost. Overall the only types of girls I can compare fitness/bb chicks are strippers. With the hot looks come more issues than the magazine rack at Barnes & Noble. I have enough of my own to deal with thanks.

Oh yeah, Lenda Murray was guest poser at a show I was in and backstage she eyeballed my crotch and said "I'd lick dat!" in a ghetto voice. Does that count for anything???

And when I won The AAU Mr Arizona this Miss Universe Hwt champ named Heidi something(she's one of those scary super big bb chicks that sell "shmo" wrestling videos)was handing out trophies. She gave me the wettest sloppiest kiss only a labrador retriever could outdo. It totally caught me off gaurd cuz all the other guys that placed got tiny pecks on the cheek. Her 5 o clock moustache actually burned my lip. I must've looked surprised cuz the audience was cracking up when she laid it on me. The funniest part was my gf at the time was in the audience and watched the whole thing. She actually felt sorry for me cuz the chick(or shim???) was so nasty. :p
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All I ahve to say is I would totally bang Lenda Murry...If my woman okayed it! :p
 
Quadsweep said:
All I ahve to say is I would totally bang Lenda Murry...If my woman okayed it! :p
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Bro-thats one big scary bitch. Her clit-weiner is probably as big as your cock. Fucking 6 ft 3 in heels King Kong lookin' and shit. She had these huge braids in her hair that reminded me of the alien/monster from Predator. I kept waiting for her camouflage to kick in and to get decapitated by a flying sawblade. lol I guess she likes that white chocolate? I better start working on my John Cena impersonation. West Si-eed! In ya face on TNT we takin ova!!! Ya heard!

Seriously bro-could you fuck a girl that can squat and bench press more than you? lol How about if she pisses while standing up? Where do you draw the line?
 
BigCracker said:
I boned a pro bb bitch and 1 fitness chick that everyone here has heard of if they followed the 90's scene. (I'm not gonna name drop-so don't ask.) Truthfully the pro bb was a freak-but I didn't really enjoy myself. It was a big change from the starving 110 lb bitches w/ fake tits I was used to banging cuz she was 145 ripped. I think she raped me. lol The fitness chick was a total hottie-but had a kid and chain smoked cigarettes. Her alter ego was the polar opposite of how the magazines portrayed her and her kid was never mentioned. She was much more fun in the hay-except the bitch was constantly on me to get her recreatrional drugs. Normally this is fine by me-it only makes the sex nastier-but she could party me under the table. I'd rather not get laid if it's gonna cost me more $$$ in drugs than a night with a mid grade whore would cost. Overall the only types of girls I can compare fitness/bb chicks are strippers. With the hot looks come more issues than the magazine rack at Barnes & Noble. I have enough of my own to deal with thanks.

Oh yeah, Lenda Murray was guest poser at a show I was in and backstage she eyeballed my crotch and said "I'd lick dat!" in a ghetto voice. Does that count for anything???

And when I won The AAU Mr Arizona this Miss Universe Hwt champ named Heidi something(she's one of those scary super big bb chicks that sell "shmo" wrestling videos)was handing out trophies. She gave me the wettest sloppiest kiss only a labrador retriever could outdo. It totally caught me off gaurd cuz all the other guys that placed got tiny pecks on the cheek. Her 5 o clock moustache actually burned my lip. I must've looked surprised cuz the audience was cracking up when she laid it on me. The funniest part was my gf at the time was in the audience and watched the whole thing. She actually felt sorry for me cuz the chick(or shim???) was so nasty. :p
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So after you ho'd your queer ass around, whtever happened to Your man stud? you know your gay friend on AAS? just wonderin.

just kidding. Tmatt is a walking hormone you cn tell he is very young. He needs way more aromatose inhibitors.
 
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Gina Davis.....I'd tax it like pontius pilot! There's a couple female bb'ers that are unbeleivable.......but Lenda Murray? Oh god no.....she's a monster. With no makeup it's seriously hard to tell if she's a man or woman. I draw the line there....when there's no clear dilineation of gender when you look at the face.....I'm cool. But if the girls has a feminine face, even if she's rather muscular.....I'm down! god.....go to cindyphillips.net this is prime real estate......her offseason pics are unreal.
 
My wife is so serious about working out, that I just canceled her gym membership, she goes about once every three months and talks on the phone.

What would be good gear to give her to her to get her back in the bed room and secondly to get her back in the gym.

Anavar? Primo?
 
T-Matt said:
I have a date tonight with a woman I met at my gym. We chatted it up a bit and she admitted to being on 100mg Primo/wk and 10mg of Anavar/d.. You guys should see this chick, her back is amazing!!! Her ex b/f got her on low dose Primo/Var cycles.

I have never actually had sex with a chick on AAS. I was just curious, how many of you have and what was it like?

T-Matt
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haahahaha you crack me up
 
First off.. Cracker.. :lmao: You're a crazy fuck, I love ya man!! lol!!!!!!!

Guys. OH MY GOD..
Ok, so, I went straight from my office to pick her up at her apartment for dinner. I knock on the door she comes out in a robe with her hair soaking wet smelling of cucumber melon Bath and Body Works lotion. I look at her like WTF? Why aren't you ready? She smirks back at me. I walk in. We look each other up and down, she licks her lips, I smirk back. Afterwards there is about a 10 second ackward silence. I say "Well, go get ready, I'm hungry." She's like "Ready? You mean you actually wanted to go out to dinner?" I said, "Yes, of course. I want to find out if you're more than just a pretty face." She gives me that "Oh HELL NO, you didn't just say that" look. She smirks and says "Yeah, I'll bet if I took this robe off you'll see that I'm more than just a pretty face." So, I go "GEEEZ, sloooooowwwwww downnnnnnnn this relationship is moving waaaaaaaayyy too fast for me. I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feelings too ya know? Besides, I don't even know if you can kiss yet." She walked right up to me and right before she kissed me, my phone rang!!!!! It was IMPECCABLE timing! lol.. Of course, I answered it, it was one of my clients who needed me to explain the MTA Option Arm to her (for the 5th damn time!) While talking to her I'm sitting there mentally fucking her. I give her the "Shoe, go get ready" look.. So, clearly frustrated, she walks into her room and slams her door.

If that woman didn't get ready in 15 minutes! She comes out in this SEXY ass short baby blue spaghettie strap dress and matching heels with a strapless bra. So, we head out and jump in my car and on the way to the restaurant she's like "hey, can we stop by 7-11 so I can get some grapefruit juice?" I laughed my ass off because I immediately knew that she hadn't taken her var yet!! "I was straight up and I said, ah, so, you have a meeting scheduled with Ms. Ana huh?" She just laughed her ass off and and thanked me for giving her that tip..

So, we pull into a 7-11 and she bends down to pick up her purse off the floor and her left tit almost fell out, I rocked up, she looked at me and knew I saw that and she went right for my cock.. She was like "Ohhhh yeah... She started licking her lips real fast, she stroked it a few times, she shook her head "yeah" so, she smiled and went into 7-11 bought some grapefruit juice. She got back in the car, took out her pill holder, popped her var, chugged some grapefruit juice, and immediately put her hand on my cock and started rubbing it. She unbuckled my belt, unfastened my slacks, zipped down the zipper, pulled down my boxers, my heart was pounding.. She was like "Matt, I thawed out some filets for us." I nodded. She sucked my cock all the way back to her place. She mentioned that my cock tasted so good. (I put some cherry flavored lotion on it before i left ;) ) I slowly slide my finger up under her dress and under her sexy ass lace black thong and OMG it was dripping up in there, it was soooo tight...

We get back to her place and as soon as we get in and she closes the door and locks it, she goes right for my cock again, she ripped off my shirt (busted the bottom two buttons on my Tommy Bahama shirt!!!) She starts deep throating and gagging and moaning.. She then pushes me against the wall and pulls her leg up and pins me there and I slowly slide my hand over her leg and ass and then under her thong which was stuck to her soaked pussy like she was secreting elmers glue.. I pick her up and take carry her to her bed and lay her down gently.. She stands up pushes me on the bed and slowly takes off her dress. OMG.. her body was perfect... Abs, small veins on her forearms, amazing definition, perfectly tanned body, no tanlines, 23 inch waist, 5'6", no tramp stamp, she was perfect. She then kneels on the bed and slowly crawls on top of me and pulls off my pants and boxers and just starts going to town, deepthroating the shit out of me, sucking my dick like it was an olympic sport. She grabs my hand and brings it to her hair and clamps it down on her hair like sh wanted me to slam her head down on my cock, so, I do it.. She takes it like a fucking champ!!! I slam it down as hard as I can and start thrusting my pelvis into her and she doesn't even gag, just takes it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get so fucking horny that I just pick her up like a bench press, put her down, get up, hover over her and pull her panties off, lick her from her ankles down her inner thighs, admiring every inch of her body all the way down and I just go to town on her perfect clit.. She starts squirming and trembling and moaning like I was pounding the fuck out of her.. After eating her for 5 minutes, she goes "Baby, I want you in me NOWWWWWWWWWWWW' I fight her hands grabbing me trying to pull me up and i just flicker my tongue and suck that shit as fast and hard as I can as her moans get louder.. So, eventually I get up, pull her to the edge of the bed, lick my hands, moisten up my dick and flick it on her stomach and rub her clit with it and TRY to slide it in.. After fighting with it for about 45 seconds, i'm finally able to get it in all the way, i try to pull it out and notice THE MOST AMAZING SUCTION IN A VAGINA I HAVE EVER SEEN!! I pull it out slowly and i moaned like i have never moaned before.. she moans.. I just realized that i just penetrated the best piece of ass I have ever had.. So, I slide it in and out slow a few times and just start pounding away at that shit.. She orgasms in 4 minutes!!!!! She creams all over her bed.. so, I pull her closer to the edge of the bed and put one leg up on the bed and slide it in straight down into the vagina and I'm able to touch her cervix!!!!! so, I start killing that shit, pounding her cervix, she comes again within 5 minutes.. Her entire body is trembling, her lower back is moist, beads of sweat roll down her breast, man, I can just remember a split second where I realized that I was the horniest I had ever been in my life..

Well, long story short, we fucked for 3 hours.. She orgasmed 6 times, I orgasmed twice.. Guys.. you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to fuck a girl on AAS..

WOW..

WOW.. I am :luxlove:

T-Matt
 
T-Matt said:
First off.. Cracker.. :lmao: You're a crazy fuck, I love ya man!! lol!!!!!!!

Guys. OH MY GOD..
Ok, so, I went straight from my office to pick her up at her apartment for dinner. I knock on the door she comes out in a robe with her hair soaking wet smelling of cucumber melon Bath and Body Works lotion. I look at her like WTF? Why aren't you ready? She smirks back at me. I walk in. We look each other up and down, she licks her lips, I smirk back. Afterwards there is about a 10 second ackward silence. I say "Well, go get ready, I'm hungry." She's like "Ready? You mean you actually wanted to go out to dinner?" I said, "Yes, of course. I want to find out if you're more than just a pretty face." She gives me that "Oh HELL NO, you didn't just say that" look. She smirks and says "Yeah, I'll bet if I took this robe off you'll see that I'm more than just a pretty face." So, I go "GEEEZ, sloooooowwwwww downnnnnnnn this relationship is moving waaaaaaaayyy too fast for me. I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feelings too ya know? Besides, I don't even know if you can kiss yet." She walked right up to me and right before she kissed me, my phone rang!!!!! It was IMPECCABLE timing! lol.. Of course, I answered it, it was one of my clients who needed me to explain the MTA Option Arm to her (for the 5th damn time!) While talking to her I'm sitting there mentally fucking her. I give her the "Shoe, go get ready" look.. So, clearly frustrated, she walks into her room and slams her door.

If that woman didn't get ready in 15 minutes! She comes out in this SEXY ass short baby blue spaghettie strap dress and matching heels with a strapless bra. So, we head out and jump in my car and on the way to the restaurant she's like "hey, can we stop by 7-11 so I can get some grapefruit juice?" I laughed my ass off because I immediately knew that she hadn't taken her var yet!! "I was straight up and I said, ah, so, you have a meeting scheduled with Ms. Ana huh?" She just laughed her ass off and and thanked me for giving her that tip..

So, we pull into a 7-11 and she bends down to pick up her purse off the floor and her left tit almost fell out, I rocked up, she looked at me and knew I saw that and she went right for my cock.. She was like "Ohhhh yeah... She started licking her lips real fast, she stroked it a few times, she shook her head "yeah" so, she smiled and went into 7-11 bought some grapefruit juice. She got back in the car, took out her pill holder, popped her var, chugged some grapefruit juice, and immediately put her hand on my cock and started rubbing it. She unbuckled my belt, unfastened my slacks, zipped down the zipper, pulled down my boxers, my heart was pounding.. She was like "Matt, I thawed out some filets for us." I nodded. She sucked my cock all the way back to her place. She mentioned that my cock tasted so good. (I put some cherry flavored lotion on it before i left ;) ) I slowly slide my finger up under her dress and under her sexy ass lace black thong and OMG it was dripping up in there, it was soooo tight...

We get back to her place and as soon as we get in and she closes the door and locks it, she goes right for my cock again, she ripped off my shirt (busted the bottom two buttons on my Tommy Bahama shirt!!!) She starts deep throating and gagging and moaning.. She then pushes me against the wall and pulls her leg up and pins me there and I slowly slide my hand over her leg and ass and then under her thong which was stuck to her soaked pussy like she was secreting elmers glue.. I pick her up and take carry her to her bed and lay her down gently.. She stands up pushes me on the bed and slowly takes off her dress. OMG.. her body was perfect... Abs, small veins on her forearms, amazing definition, perfectly tanned body, no tanlines, 23 inch waist, 5'6", no tramp stamp, she was perfect. She then kneels on the bed and slowly crawls on top of me and pulls off my pants and boxers and just starts going to town, deepthroating the shit out of me, sucking my dick like it was an olympic sport. She grabs my hand and brings it to her hair and clamps it down on her hair like sh wanted me to slam her head down on my cock, so, I do it.. She takes it like a fucking champ!!! I slam it down as hard as I can and start thrusting my pelvis into her and she doesn't even gag, just takes it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get so fucking horny that I just pick her up like a bench press, put her down, get up, hover over her and pull her panties off, lick her from her ankles down her inner thighs, admiring every inch of her body all the way down and I just go to town on her perfect clit.. She starts squirming and trembling and moaning like I was pounding the fuck out of her.. After eating her for 5 minutes, she goes "Baby, I want you in me NOWWWWWWWWWWWW' I fight her hands grabbing me trying to pull me up and i just flicker my tongue and suck that shit as fast and hard as I can as her moans get louder.. So, eventually I get up, pull her to the edge of the bed, lick my hands, moisten up my dick and flick it on her stomach and rub her clit with it and TRY to slide it in.. After fighting with it for about 45 seconds, i'm finally able to get it in all the way, i try to pull it out and notice THE MOST AMAZING SUCTION IN A VAGINA I HAVE EVER SEEN!! I pull it out slowly and i moaned like i have never moaned before.. she moans.. I just realized that i just penetrated the best piece of ass I have ever had.. So, I slide it in and out slow a few times and just start pounding away at that shit.. She orgasms in 4 minutes!!!!! She creams all over her bed.. so, I pull her closer to the edge of the bed and put one leg up on the bed and slide it in straight down into the vagina and I'm able to touch her cervix!!!!! so, I start killing that shit, pounding her cervix, she comes again within 5 minutes.. Her entire body is trembling, her lower back is moist, beads of sweat roll down her breast, man, I can just remember a split second where I realized that I was the horniest I had ever been in my life..

Well, long story short, we fucked for 3 hours.. She orgasmed 6 times, I orgasmed twice.. Guys.. you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to fuck a girl on AAS..

WOW..

WOW.. I am :luxlove:

T-Matt
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damn.........thats all i got to say..............damn
 
T-Matt said:
First off.. Cracker.. :lmao: You're a crazy fuck, I love ya man!! lol!!!!!!!

Guys. OH MY GOD..
Ok, so, I went straight from my office to pick her up at her apartment for dinner. I knock on the door she comes out in a robe with her hair soaking wet smelling of cucumber melon Bath and Body Works lotion. I look at her like WTF? Why aren't you ready? She smirks back at me. I walk in. We look each other up and down, she licks her lips, I smirk back. Afterwards there is about a 10 second ackward silence. I say "Well, go get ready, I'm hungry." She's like "Ready? You mean you actually wanted to go out to dinner?" I said, "Yes, of course. I want to find out if you're more than just a pretty face." She gives me that "Oh HELL NO, you didn't just say that" look. She smirks and says "Yeah, I'll bet if I took this robe off you'll see that I'm more than just a pretty face." So, I go "GEEEZ, sloooooowwwwww downnnnnnnn this relationship is moving waaaaaaaayyy too fast for me. I'm not just a piece of meat, I have feelings too ya know? Besides, I don't even know if you can kiss yet." She walked right up to me and right before she kissed me, my phone rang!!!!! It was IMPECCABLE timing! lol.. Of course, I answered it, it was one of my clients who needed me to explain the MTA Option Arm to her (for the 5th damn time!) While talking to her I'm sitting there mentally fucking her. I give her the "Shoe, go get ready" look.. So, clearly frustrated, she walks into her room and slams her door.

If that woman didn't get ready in 15 minutes! She comes out in this SEXY ass short baby blue spaghettie strap dress and matching heels with a strapless bra. So, we head out and jump in my car and on the way to the restaurant she's like "hey, can we stop by 7-11 so I can get some grapefruit juice?" I laughed my ass off because I immediately knew that she hadn't taken her var yet!! "I was straight up and I said, ah, so, you have a meeting scheduled with Ms. Ana huh?" She just laughed her ass off and and thanked me for giving her that tip..

So, we pull into a 7-11 and she bends down to pick up her purse off the floor and her left tit almost fell out, I rocked up, she looked at me and knew I saw that and she went right for my cock.. She was like "Ohhhh yeah... She started licking her lips real fast, she stroked it a few times, she shook her head "yeah" so, she smiled and went into 7-11 bought some grapefruit juice. She got back in the car, took out her pill holder, popped her var, chugged some grapefruit juice, and immediately put her hand on my cock and started rubbing it. She unbuckled my belt, unfastened my slacks, zipped down the zipper, pulled down my boxers, my heart was pounding.. She was like "Matt, I thawed out some filets for us." I nodded. She sucked my cock all the way back to her place. She mentioned that my cock tasted so good. (I put some cherry flavored lotion on it before i left ;) ) I slowly slide my finger up under her dress and under her sexy ass lace black thong and OMG it was dripping up in there, it was soooo tight...

We get back to her place and as soon as we get in and she closes the door and locks it, she goes right for my cock again, she ripped off my shirt (busted the bottom two buttons on my Tommy Bahama shirt!!!) She starts deep throating and gagging and moaning.. She then pushes me against the wall and pulls her leg up and pins me there and I slowly slide my hand over her leg and ass and then under her thong which was stuck to her soaked pussy like she was secreting elmers glue.. I pick her up and take carry her to her bed and lay her down gently.. She stands up pushes me on the bed and slowly takes off her dress. OMG.. her body was perfect... Abs, small veins on her forearms, amazing definition, perfectly tanned body, no tanlines, 23 inch waist, 5'6", no tramp stamp, she was perfect. She then kneels on the bed and slowly crawls on top of me and pulls off my pants and boxers and just starts going to town, deepthroating the shit out of me, sucking my dick like it was an olympic sport. She grabs my hand and brings it to her hair and clamps it down on her hair like sh wanted me to slam her head down on my cock, so, I do it.. She takes it like a fucking champ!!! I slam it down as hard as I can and start thrusting my pelvis into her and she doesn't even gag, just takes it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i get so fucking horny that I just pick her up like a bench press, put her down, get up, hover over her and pull her panties off, lick her from her ankles down her inner thighs, admiring every inch of her body all the way down and I just go to town on her perfect clit.. She starts squirming and trembling and moaning like I was pounding the fuck out of her.. After eating her for 5 minutes, she goes "Baby, I want you in me NOWWWWWWWWWWWW' I fight her hands grabbing me trying to pull me up and i just flicker my tongue and suck that shit as fast and hard as I can as her moans get louder.. So, eventually I get up, pull her to the edge of the bed, lick my hands, moisten up my dick and flick it on her stomach and rub her clit with it and TRY to slide it in.. After fighting with it for about 45 seconds, i'm finally able to get it in all the way, i try to pull it out and notice THE MOST AMAZING SUCTION IN A VAGINA I HAVE EVER SEEN!! I pull it out slowly and i moaned like i have never moaned before.. she moans.. I just realized that i just penetrated the best piece of ass I have ever had.. So, I slide it in and out slow a few times and just start pounding away at that shit.. She orgasms in 4 minutes!!!!! She creams all over her bed.. so, I pull her closer to the edge of the bed and put one leg up on the bed and slide it in straight down into the vagina and I'm able to touch her cervix!!!!! so, I start killing that shit, pounding her cervix, she comes again within 5 minutes.. Her entire body is trembling, her lower back is moist, beads of sweat roll down her breast, man, I can just remember a split second where I realized that I was the horniest I had ever been in my life..

Well, long story short, we fucked for 3 hours.. She orgasmed 6 times, I orgasmed twice.. Guys.. you ABSOLUTELY HAVE to fuck a girl on AAS..

WOW..

WOW.. I am :luxlove:

T-Matt
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I have a similar story but it involves a midget nun and a 7 lb french poodle.
 
redsamurai said:
Gina Davis.....I'd tax it like pontius pilot! There's a couple female bb'ers that are unbeleivable.......but Lenda Murray? Oh god no.....she's a monster. With no makeup it's seriously hard to tell if she's a man or woman. I draw the line there....when there's no clear dilineation of gender when you look at the face.....I'm cool. But if the girls has a feminine face, even if she's rather muscular.....I'm down! god.....go to cindyphillips.net this is prime real estate......her offseason pics are unreal.
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DAMN!!!!!!!!!! She is smoking!! Thanks, K for that!

T-Matt
 
BigCracker said:
Bro-thats one big scary bitch. Her clit-weiner is probably as big as your cock. Fucking 6 ft 3 in heels King Kong lookin' and shit. She had these huge braids in her hair that reminded me of the alien/monster from Predator. I kept waiting for her camouflage to kick in and to get decapitated by a flying sawblade. lol I guess she likes that white chocolate? I better start working on my John Cena impersonation. West Si-eed! In ya face on TNT we takin ova!!! Ya heard!

Seriously bro-could you fuck a girl that can squat and bench press more than you? lol How about if she pisses while standing up? Where do you draw the line?
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I am not SCEERED! I can out lift her and I weigh more. Clit weiner I am not sure??? have you seen it? I am good with a little enlargent there...plus my cock is enourmous so I am not jealous. Makes it more sensitive when its a little swole! PREDATOR BRAIDS! LMFAO! Whatever though, her voice is okay and I have seen her in person many times and thought she was attractive especially given her age. Also remember I am with a national level middleweight and masters national overall champion so....I like muscle.


Quad
 
*shrugs shoulders* What can I say? :biggrin: I'm having a great day. If any EF member is in the St. Pete, FL area anytime hit me up and we'll go out and you can take notes......

T-Matt
 
02gixxersix said:
This thread is useless without pics....................of the nun and poodle of course
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My bad-it wasn't a midget nun-it was a penguin I fucked. Here is a pic of the love child that resulted from our night of unbridled lust. The poodle just licked peanutbutter off of my balls so she didn't get my seed deposited in her.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/bigcracker/penguin-bigpsycho-trans.gif

Fuckin greedy penguin bitch wants child support too...and she can't even fly herself and she's a bird!!! What a Jerry Springer Show reject.
 
Ben Dovergurl said:
thats just the way it is.....
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And women are suppose to be illogical. Just remember this little double standard when your home alone not getting laid or the chick you're dating wont give it to for at least a month lest she be a ho in your eyes.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
So shes a ho and he is stud the logic here??? :rolleyes:
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No way - they are both questionable to me as I don't go throwing my dick into random holes but to each their own.

My point was most women that act that way are coverig up a big hole (or are in a porno or penthouse forum letter...lol) - usually right between the ears - and negative ammortization is not the easiest concept, hence my Option ARM comment (I am guessing T-Matt is a Loan Officer)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
And women are suppose to be illogical. Just remember this little double standard when your home alone not getting laid or the chick you're dating wont give it to for at least a month lest she be a ho in your eyes.
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lol me not getting laid?? riiiiiiight :chomp:
 
back to the thread, I think most women bodybuilders arent that bad. he only one I would probably never do, even with a pair of 30 pack budweiser goggles is Trudy Ireland. I think she may even be bigger than me, not sure, but insanely ripped and big time nasty!!!

"puke noise"
 
MXEng10 said:
back to the thread, I think most women bodybuilders arent that bad. he only one I would probably never do, even with a pair of 30 pack budweiser goggles is Trudy Ireland. I think she may even be bigger than me, not sure, but insanely ripped and big time nasty!!!

"puke noise"
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I didn't know who that was - so looked her up:

Height 5 Feet, 3 1/2 Inches
Weight 174 Pounds-Off season
155 Pounds-Contest Shape
Neck 16 Inches
Shoulder Girth 50 Inches
Chest 47 Inches
Waist 27 Inches
Quads 25 1/2 Inches
Calves 16 1/2 Inches
Biceps 16 1/2 Inches
Forearms 14 3/4 Inches


pitt06-4%20(12).jpg


gawdam, she's big for a short girl. holy :cow:
 
superqt4u2nv said:
So shes a ho and he is stud the logic here??? :rolleyes:
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she is no ho. she's just a woman that know what she want and goes out & gets it....................I love women like that, there's nothing more sexy than a self confident woman. :jenscat
 
I love how the new feminist movement says it's OK for a girl to be as big of a whore as she wants to be without fear of ridicule or beratings. If so, great. Lets have things equal across the board then. So that means no more alimony or vaginamony paid to women, no special consideration for women in the workplace(maternity leave is no more), and fair and equal treatment as males when it comes to adult females molesting minor students. In addition those saved parking spaces in front of Wal Mart for expectant mothers/mother w/ kids need to be eliminated. I deliberately park in those spaces myself. Why? Because it would be chauvanistic of me to think women that are prego or have kids are somehow less functional to the point where they "need" a closer parking space to accomodate them.

I love how chicks pull the feminazi card when it suits them and cry "but that's not fair cuz I'm a girl" when it doesn't.

Here's how a confident woman treats her man(a broad generalization):

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

Sign me up! Not!
 
No thank you to that Trudy Chick,


You guys probably don’t remember Rachel Mclish,


Ms O, 1980


She was really, really fine,


Still is for that matter
 
solidspine said:
No thank you to that Trudy Chick,


You guys probably don’t remember Rachel Mclish,


Ms O, 1980


She was really, really fine,


Still is for that matter
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great physique - beautiful woman.
 
solidspine said:
No thank you to that Trudy Chick,


You guys probably don’t remember Rachel Mclish,


Ms O, 1980


She was really, really fine,


Still is for that matter
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You see her in Silverhawk? She plays some psycho injun with a vendetta against the white man. Definitely hotter than Cory Everson.
 
You see her in Silverhawk? She plays some psycho injun with a vendetta against the white man. Definitely hotter than Cory Everson.
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I liked Corey, but just too macho, saw her something, she is like 6 foot.


Racheal is a babe,

Will have to rent that flick.
 
T-Matt nice to hear you Smashed it like an Idaho Potatoe...

PS - nice mind game in the beginning, set em up for checkmate
 
BigCracker said:
1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.
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you live in a very dark world. But you Crack some good ones :)

btw- not that that scenario does not play out (it does), perhaps even quite often, however to see that as the "norm" ........ is a bit unfortunate.
 
solidspine said:
I liked Corey, but just too macho, saw her something, she is like 6 foot.


Racheal is a babe,

Will have to rent that flick.
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Definitely,, I was born right before she won that, but she is smokin still...
 
BigCracker said:
I love how the new feminist movement says it's OK for a girl to be as big of a whore as she wants to be without fear of ridicule or beratings. If so, great. Lets have things equal across the board then. So that means no more alimony or vaginamony paid to women, no special consideration for women in the workplace(maternity leave is no more), and fair and equal treatment as males when it comes to adult females molesting minor students. In addition those saved parking spaces in front of Wal Mart for expectant mothers/mother w/ kids need to be eliminated. I deliberately park in those spaces myself. Why? Because it would be chauvanistic of me to think women that are prego or have kids are somehow less functional to the point where they "need" a closer parking space to accomodate them.

I love how chicks pull the feminazi card when it suits them and cry "but that's not fair cuz I'm a girl" when it doesn't.

Here's how a confident woman treats her man(a broad generalization):

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

Sign me up! Not!
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LMAO!... :)

This thread is fuckin hilarious!
 
solidspine said:
I liked Corey, but just too macho, saw her something, she is like 6 foot.


Racheal is a babe,

Will have to rent that flick.
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My attorney back in IL fucked both Cory and her sis Cameo. I guess sisters do share everything???

And I think that Silverhawk flick is on Skinimax or Blowtime all month-usually early AM. From what I remember it wasn't exactly Braveheart-quality-but entertaining none the less. Then again I like women's prison movies so don't blame me if it sucks.
 
BigCracker said:
I love how the new feminist movement says it's OK for a girl to be as big of a whore as she wants to be without fear of ridicule or beratings. If so, great. Lets have things equal across the board then. So that means no more alimony or vaginamony paid to women, no special consideration for women in the workplace(maternity leave is no more), and fair and equal treatment as males when it comes to adult females molesting minor students. In addition those saved parking spaces in front of Wal Mart for expectant mothers/mother w/ kids need to be eliminated. I deliberately park in those spaces myself. Why? Because it would be chauvanistic of me to think women that are prego or have kids are somehow less functional to the point where they "need" a closer parking space to accomodate them.

I love how chicks pull the feminazi card when it suits them and cry "but that's not fair cuz I'm a girl" when it doesn't.

Here's how a confident woman treats her man(a broad generalization):

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

Sign me up! Not!
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something tells me you and I would have a blast over a couple of beers.......classic shit, you're my hero here at EF!
 
MXEng10 said:
back to the thread, I think most women bodybuilders arent that bad. he only one I would probably never do, even with a pair of 30 pack budweiser goggles is Trudy Ireland. I think she may even be bigger than me, not sure, but insanely ripped and big time nasty!!!

"puke noise"
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Man dude! I know Trudy! Very nice lady but man o man! Skin is reallllly rough to where it hurts her in competition....Bet you would not do Michelle Falcetta either! OUUUCH!
http://www.graphicmuscle.com/index.cfm?go2=contests_competitor&CompetitorID=9513

This girl Kathy Johannson http://www.amg-lite.com/?view=http://www.fbbproject.com/KathyJ/Pics/Kathy5003.jpg was all over my girl at Jr Nationals in 2003! I was like please God, I do everything on my own without asking for help...just this once....he did not...she said if it ever happens again though!!!!!! :qt:

Quad



And this thread is awsome!
 
Quadsweep said:
Man dude! I know Trudy! Very nice lady but man o man! Skin is reallllly rough to where it hurts her in competition....Bet you would not do Michelle Falcetta either! OUUUCH!
http://www.graphicmuscle.com/index.cfm?go2=contests_competitor&CompetitorID=9513

This girl Kathy Johannson http://www.amg-lite.com/?view=http://www.fbbproject.com/KathyJ/Pics/Kathy5003.jpg was all over my girl at Jr Nationals in 2003! I was like please God, I do everything on my own without asking for help...just this once....he did not...she said if it ever happens again though!!!!!! :qt:

Quad



And this thread is awsome!
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holy crap. Kathy Johannson is hot. lolol
 
BigCracker said:
I love how the new feminist movement says it's OK for a girl to be as big of a whore as she wants to be without fear of ridicule or beratings. If so, great. Lets have things equal across the board then. So that means no more alimony or vaginamony paid to women, no special consideration for women in the workplace(maternity leave is no more), and fair and equal treatment as males when it comes to adult females molesting minor students. In addition those saved parking spaces in front of Wal Mart for expectant mothers/mother w/ kids need to be eliminated. I deliberately park in those spaces myself. Why? Because it would be chauvanistic of me to think women that are prego or have kids are somehow less functional to the point where they "need" a closer parking space to accomodate them.

I love how chicks pull the feminazi card when it suits them and cry "but that's not fair cuz I'm a girl" when it doesn't.

Here's how a confident woman treats her man(a broad generalization):

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

Sign me up! Not!
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hahahahaha, I almost followed this list perfectly, although I was defeated by the marriage part. I got away from the crazy bitch and I regained my life. Dammit Cracker, that was a timeline of perfection for a manipulative bitch. K to you
 
BigCracker said:
I love how the new feminist movement says it's OK for a girl to be as big of a whore as she wants to be without fear of ridicule or beratings. If so, great. Lets have things equal across the board then. So that means no more alimony or vaginamony paid to women, no special consideration for women in the workplace(maternity leave is no more), and fair and equal treatment as males when it comes to adult females molesting minor students. In addition those saved parking spaces in front of Wal Mart for expectant mothers/mother w/ kids need to be eliminated. I deliberately park in those spaces myself. Why? Because it would be chauvanistic of me to think women that are prego or have kids are somehow less functional to the point where they "need" a closer parking space to accomodate them.

I love how chicks pull the feminazi card when it suits them and cry "but that's not fair cuz I'm a girl" when it doesn't.

Here's how a confident woman treats her man(a broad generalization):

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

Sign me up! Not!
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Strongest post you have ever made.
 
redsamurai said:
ahhhh...zona....heard many good things!!
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LOL!! The gyms here are the bomb. I just renewed my golds membership for $100/yr and I can go to all 5 golds gyms in the valley that are equipped with all the latest-Hammer, Bodymasters, Flex, Dumbells up to 200#'s etc.

Don't even get me started on the stripper scene-you'll never wanna go home. lol
 
BigCracker said:
LOL!! The gyms here are the bomb. I just renewed my golds membership for $100/yr and I can go to all 5 golds gyms in the valley that are equipped with all the latest-Hammer, Bodymasters, Flex, Dumbells up to 200#'s etc.

Don't even get me started on the stripper scene-you'll never wanna go home. lol
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you know, there's not a single fucking golds where I live......not a one. I don't even think there's one in cleveland.....I'm in akron. I would kill for a golds around here......my gym goes to 120's on the db's and that's "amazing" for around here. There is a hardcore gym near me, but it's not a chain so the equipment is run down and it's a complete cop hangout....

as for the stripper scene......I just did two years in SF on broadway as a bouncer than shift manager for what is considered to be one of the top 5 clubs in the country in terms of the quality of girls. I'm cool on strip joints for life!! When there are days the word comes down to come to work with your vest on......well, it get's old real quick when none of the shit has anything to do with you and everything to do with some of the pieces of shit that manage to get jobs in some of these clubs so they can "mark" on the girls. Plus it's like being married to 30 girls a night......I was in and out of that lockerroom all night long......yeah I partied with the girls and did shit that will last me a lifetime......but damn it got old. Beleive me, work in one of those places and smell those girls shit for a year.....you'd be cool too. That being said I'm not about to get rid of any of those numbers in my cell.....wink wink
 
Most womens clits go back down after their cycle subsides. Some dont get affected that much. Just depends. But the bottom line isnt come pharmaceutical fetish but do you like sex with the woman?
 
al420 said:
On my way........
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I'm right behind ya bro, I wanna see those legs in person.. She might even let me rub some cocoa butter on them.. :qt:

T-Matt
 
al420 said:
On my way........
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lolol

I live in Sierra Vista - about an hour outside of Tucson. If you're in the area - go to the Cochise fitness center. that's my gym.

every once in a while I go into Tucson for something, so I stop at the gold's gym there. David Henry works out there every day between 3-6pm.
 
I have not been with a girl that was on AAS...yet. but being that i am a bodybuilder and find muscular females very attractive, it might happend. I will at least try to get a girl that is somewhat muscular and healthy. I wont go asking them if theyve done drugs or not. As someone said, most who have been with a girl on AAS dont know it themselves.
 
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