Who has boned a chick on AAS?

[Quadsweep]

I boned a pro bb bitch and 1 fitness chick that everyone here has heard of if they followed the 90's scene. (I'm not gonna name drop-so don't ask.) Truthfully the pro bb was a freak-but I didn't really enjoy myself. It was a big change from the starving 110 lb bitches w/ fake tits I was used to banging cuz she was 145 ripped. I think she raped me. lol The fitness chick was a total hottie-but had a kid and chain smoked cigarettes. Her alter ego was the polar opposite of how the magazines portrayed her and her kid was never mentioned. She was much more fun in the hay-except the bitch was constantly on me to get her recreatrional drugs. Normally this is fine by me-it only makes the sex nastier-but she could party me under the table. I'd rather not get laid if it's gonna cost me more $$$ in drugs than a night with a mid grade whore would cost. Overall the only types of girls I can compare fitness/bb chicks are strippers. With the hot looks come more issues than the magazine rack at Barnes & Noble. I have enough of my own to deal with thanks.

Oh yeah, Lenda Murray was guest poser at a show I was in and backstage she eyeballed my crotch and said "I'd lick dat!" in a ghetto voice. Does that count for anything???

And when I won The AAU Mr Arizona this Miss Universe Hwt champ named Heidi something(she's one of those scary super big bb chicks that sell "shmo" wrestling videos)was handing out trophies. She gave me the wettest sloppiest kiss only a labrador retriever could outdo. It totally caught me off gaurd cuz all the other guys that placed got tiny pecks on the cheek. Her 5 o clock moustache actually burned my lip. I must've looked surprised cuz the audience was cracking up when she laid it on me. The funniest part was my gf at the time was in the audience and watched the whole thing. She actually felt sorry for me cuz the chick(or shim???) was so nasty.

All I ahve to say is I would totally bang Lenda Murry...If my woman okayed it!

 

[BigCracker]

All I ahve to say is I would totally bang Lenda Murry...If my woman okayed it!

Bro-thats one big scary bitch. Her clit-weiner is probably as big as your cock. Fucking 6 ft 3 in heels King Kong lookin' and shit. She had these huge braids in her hair that reminded me of the alien/monster from Predator. I kept waiting for her camouflage to kick in and to get decapitated by a flying sawblade. lol I guess she likes that white chocolate? I better start working on my John Cena impersonation. West Si-eed! In ya face on TNT we takin ova!!! Ya heard!

Seriously bro-could you fuck a girl that can squat and bench press more than you? lol How about if she pisses while standing up? Where do you draw the line?

 

[CO B-man]

I boned a pro bb bitch and 1 fitness chick that everyone here has heard of if they followed the 90's scene. (I'm not gonna name drop-so don't ask.) Truthfully the pro bb was a freak-but I didn't really enjoy myself. It was a big change from the starving 110 lb bitches w/ fake tits I was used to banging cuz she was 145 ripped. I think she raped me. lol The fitness chick was a total hottie-but had a kid and chain smoked cigarettes. Her alter ego was the polar opposite of how the magazines portrayed her and her kid was never mentioned. She was much more fun in the hay-except the bitch was constantly on me to get her recreatrional drugs. Normally this is fine by me-it only makes the sex nastier-but she could party me under the table. I'd rather not get laid if it's gonna cost me more $$$ in drugs than a night with a mid grade whore would cost. Overall the only types of girls I can compare fitness/bb chicks are strippers. With the hot looks come more issues than the magazine rack at Barnes & Noble. I have enough of my own to deal with thanks.

Oh yeah, Lenda Murray was guest poser at a show I was in and backstage she eyeballed my crotch and said "I'd lick dat!" in a ghetto voice. Does that count for anything???

And when I won The AAU Mr Arizona this Miss Universe Hwt champ named Heidi something(she's one of those scary super big bb chicks that sell "shmo" wrestling videos)was handing out trophies. She gave me the wettest sloppiest kiss only a labrador retriever could outdo. It totally caught me off gaurd cuz all the other guys that placed got tiny pecks on the cheek. Her 5 o clock moustache actually burned my lip. I must've looked surprised cuz the audience was cracking up when she laid it on me. The funniest part was my gf at the time was in the audience and watched the whole thing. She actually felt sorry for me cuz the chick(or shim???) was so nasty.

So after you ho'd your queer ass around, whtever happened to Your man stud? you know your gay friend on AAS? just wonderin.

just kidding. Tmatt is a walking hormone you cn tell he is very young. He needs way more aromatose inhibitors.

 

[redsamurai]

Gina Davis.....I'd tax it like pontius pilot! There's a couple female bb'ers that are unbeleivable.......but Lenda Murray? Oh god no.....she's a monster. With no makeup it's seriously hard to tell if she's a man or woman. I draw the line there....when there's no clear dilineation of gender when you look at the face.....I'm cool. But if the girls has a feminine face, even if she's rather muscular.....I'm down! god.....go to cindyphillips.net this is prime real estate......her offseason pics are unreal.

 

[humble]

any updates

 

[BigCracker]

Yeah we wanna smell your finger.

 

[humble]

I wanna smell your butthole.

 

[BigCracker]

I'll give you some soft serve chocolate direct from tap.

 

[redsamurai]

I wanna smell your butthole.

 

[jacked clown]

Have you all lost any sense