Who are you????

[miplank]

mitch is gonna be super jealous

Wtf?

 

[miplank]

OMG I am so in on that. What am I going to wear for my special Annie pic? I'm actually doing this btw

Omgwtf!?!?!?

 

[PICK3]

Okay. I have a vestigial tail. It's more of a nub, really. The spine just goes on a little longer than it should. Also, I've dabbled. I mean, perform fellatio once and you're a poet, twice and you're a homosexual. I remember once I was being fisted by Sebastian Cabot- but here's where the story gets interesting. He was lactose-intolerant. He could eat red meat all night long, but one sip of milk and it was gastric hell. And I remember we were caught in flagrante delicto by Henry Kissinger, and you can imagine my humiliation at having Hank hear me say, "Mr. French, no teeth." One of my greatest disappointments is that I never became a song and dance man. I could have been a quadruple threat, kind of like a despotic Ken Barry. Dancer, singer, actor, and I would possess nuclear weapons, the latter being the most threatening of the four. I once sat on a bus and tried to will myself a menstrual cycle. All I ended up with was a sense of failure and a mild neuralgia in my incisor teeth and perhaps a grudging respect for the weaker sex. I love toe cleavage. For the most part I distrust dogs. I slept in a horse once. It was quite roomy. On second thought, it was the Ritz. I named my left testicle 'piss' and my right testicle 'vinegar'. I wrote "It's Raining Men", or so the Christmas babies told me. Oh yes, I also made a Marzipan voodoo effigy of The Fonze while I was in coma after smoking some Peruvian prayer hash, but who at the end of the day can honestly say they haven't done that?

wut the

 

[blueta2]

I just read 8 friggin pages of this nonsense to find Smurf's answer and she didn't even post! Great!

 

[blueta2]

For me; I'm 45, so don't take shit anymore! I have the biggest heart of anyone I know, I'm a survivor and have gone through a lot of hard times that would have killed most only to bounce back stronger.
I have my shit together in certain areas of life, but when it comes to picking men, my shit is not so much together.

I'm a sucker for huge biceps and hot men, I eat well, I live clean (cept for my vodka addiction) and I will help anyone who needs it. I volunteer a lot of my time to animal welfare and to human welfare!
Basically, I am a good shit, with a tough as ass attitude and will never stab anyone in the back......ever!

 

[PICK3]

Next generation growth...
I fear for the future generations, I wonder what the world will be when my children are 50....

You won't have to wonder that long:

The supervolcano erupts every 600,000 years you are probably thinking “what are we worrying about?” well the last eruption was 640,000 years ago we are 40,000 years overdue.

The thousands of cubic kilometres of ash that would shoot into the atmosphere could block out light from the sun, making global temperatures plummet. This is called a nuclear winter. As during the Sumatra eruption a large percentage of the world's plant life would be killed by the ash and drop in temperature. Also, virtually the entire of the grain harvest of the Great Plains would disappear in hours, as it would be coated in ash. Similar effects around the world would cause massive food shortages. If the temperatures plummet by the 21 degrees they did after the Sumatra eruption the Yellowstone super volcano eruption could truly be an extinction level event.

 

[smurf2]

I just read 8 friggin pages of this nonsense to find Smurf's answer and she didn't even post! Great!

lol threads like these require too much thought. I like your answer though!

 

[blueta2]

I figured we would get at least one of your great one liners though ;-)

 

[ceo]

For me; I'm 45, so don't take shit anymore! I have the biggest heart of anyone I know, I'm a survivor and have gone through a lot of hard times that would have killed most only to bounce back stronger.
I have my shit together in certain areas of life, but when it comes to picking men, my shit is not so much together.

I'm a sucker for huge biceps and hot men, I eat well, I live clean (cept for my vodka addiction) and I will help anyone who needs it. I volunteer a lot of my time to animal welfare and to human welfare!
Basically, I am a good shit, with a tough as ass attitude and will never stab anyone in the back......ever!

You forgot modest.

 

[miplank]