Irregardless, your personality is totally set at birth!!!!!!!///
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Irregardless, your personality is totally set at birth!!!!!!!///
I thought it was the oral one you were stuck in, cuz of all the pills.... and peener in your mouthMy development never surpassed The Phallic Stage![]()
someone may be a gloomy negative person and maybe they just have a neurochemical imbalance that has caused them to be like that, so if they changed their diet, said their prayers, and took a vitamin, then their personality can dramatically change for good

hell I have adhd and even though I'd love to have medication to assist me with the ability to stay still and focus on a single task I'm also concerned about how it will affect me from a cognitive standpoint, my thought process, my memory, my likes and dislikes, tolerance levels, etc all that will be influenced for better or for worse...![]()
I'm not even gonna try to deny it... I laughed out loudFixed your post.
Have you not read a damned thing blueta has tried to teach you?
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I'm not even gonna try to deny it... I laughed out loud![]()
I am trustworthy, hardworking, and creative.
On a negative side, I guess stubborn. I can write people off too early, and my paragraph structure is lacking.
I dont drink coffee, hate the taste, just the smell makes me nauseous, I have had stims and energy drinks and they really dont do much for me, however I had venevol and that shit makes me feel like I want to burst out of my own skin.....I agree with your post, there are many things involved in what make us who we are.
How do you feel after you drink a bunch of coffee?
I suck at life
Im a worthless bag of skin
Im awesomeness.
I wanna kick your ass.
I'm a Sagittarius and I enjoy learning about neuroscience, playing the piano, and watching GLEE
and I like taking long walks on the beach, hand in hand, sipping on pina coladas and sharing my innermost feelings under the romantic moonlight and then getting grudge fucked in the ass
and I like taking long walks on the beach, hand in hand, sipping on pina coladas and sharing my innermost feelings under the romantic moonlight
Puds!
we are all a product of our environment but also our own being...........
They have eyes to see... and hands to touch.. and minds to make decisions or come to a conclusion
As living breathing beings we all watch and learn and make choices and grow..
people in our lives are often teachers to help us grow as a soul...
I almost have our life-sized Skype setups working.
I'm hard as fuck right now, that's all I know
i love you
mitch is gonna be super jealous![]()
True. Let's send each other noodz. You in?
I'm so turned on right now.![]()
Holy overuse of ellipses! Not to mention flight of ideas (though I just did).
I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
I'm original too.![]()
i agree 100% ,i grew up with abusive drug addicts who never grew up as parents, and I am none of the things they are as very early on I recognized this as abnormal and strived for a better life.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
check your K for super sexy inappropriate XXX kmsg
mitch is gonna be super jealous![]()
OMG I am so in on that. What am I going to wear for my special Annie pic? I'm actually doing this btw![]()
Okay. I have a vestigial tail. It's more of a nub, really. The spine just goes on a little longer than it should. Also, I've dabbled. I mean, perform fellatio once and you're a poet, twice and you're a homosexual. I remember once I was being fisted by Sebastian Cabot- but here's where the story gets interesting. He was lactose-intolerant. He could eat red meat all night long, but one sip of milk and it was gastric hell. And I remember we were caught in flagrante delicto by Henry Kissinger, and you can imagine my humiliation at having Hank hear me say, "Mr. French, no teeth." One of my greatest disappointments is that I never became a song and dance man. I could have been a quadruple threat, kind of like a despotic Ken Barry. Dancer, singer, actor, and I would possess nuclear weapons, the latter being the most threatening of the four. I once sat on a bus and tried to will myself a menstrual cycle. All I ended up with was a sense of failure and a mild neuralgia in my incisor teeth and perhaps a grudging respect for the weaker sex. I love toe cleavage. For the most part I distrust dogs. I slept in a horse once. It was quite roomy. On second thought, it was the Ritz. I named my left testicle 'piss' and my right testicle 'vinegar'. I wrote "It's Raining Men", or so the Christmas babies told me. Oh yes, I also made a Marzipan voodoo effigy of The Fonze while I was in coma after smoking some Peruvian prayer hash, but who at the end of the day can honestly say they haven't done that?
Next generation growth...
I fear for the future generations, I wonder what the world will be when my children are 50....
I just read 8 friggin pages of this nonsense to find Smurf's answer and she didn't even post! Great!
For me; I'm 45, so don't take shit anymore! I have the biggest heart of anyone I know, I'm a survivor and have gone through a lot of hard times that would have killed most only to bounce back stronger.
I have my shit together in certain areas of life, but when it comes to picking men, my shit is not so much together.
I'm a sucker for huge biceps and hot men, I eat well, I live clean (cept for my vodka addiction) and I will help anyone who needs it. I volunteer a lot of my time to animal welfare and to human welfare!
Basically, I am a good shit, with a tough as ass attitude and will never stab anyone in the back......ever!
I figured we would get at least one of your great one liners though ;-)
You forgot modest.
You forgot modest.
lol not really consistent with her progressive all caring all loving earth mother image
Holy overuse of ellipses! Not to mention flight of ideas (though I just did).
I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
I'm original too.![]()

This made me laugh so freaking hard xD I even read it with his voice in my head![]()
The first is from The Jerk. The second from one of the Austin Powers movies (Dr. Evil). I couldn't decide which to use but thought they went well together.
Smurf's 1 line about life = Marry yourself a doctor, then kick back
so I have pussy all the time without much yellin'
Why ask why?
Try Bud Dry
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