which ef chick do you think is the best lay?

[hamstershaver]

im guessing most of them just lay there, but a few may apply themselves

 

[stilleto]

Aap

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Wtf?

 

[Raina]

Klu.

 

[hamstershaver]

you know they will all be checking out this thread hoping someone mentions their name, and then mumbling "bitch" under their breath when some other chick gets mentioned, but instead they will type "oh yeah i bet shes awesome in bed" gag

 

[SoKlueles]

hammys a good lay

 

[SoKlueles]

Klu.

awwww ty

 

[Raina]

No because if someone put my name I'd just roll my eyes and laugh because you have no idea how dreadful I am.

 

[hamstershaver]

awwww ty

exibit 1
klu checking out the thread hoping someone named her
now klu is all giddy
and frisky just gagged thinking she could outfuck klu in a heartbeat

 

[Evil_Frisky]

exibit 1
klu checking out the thread hoping someone named her
now klu is all giddy
and frisky just gagged thinking she could outfuck klu in a heartbeat

I'm a dead fuck

 

[SoKlueles]

exibit 1
klu checking out the thread hoping someone named her
now klu is all giddy
and frisky just gagged thinking she could outfuck klu in a heartbeat

stfu jerk

btw frisky could out do me im sure

 

[hamstershaver]

I'm a dead fuck

well like i said, i figure that most of the chicks here are pretty lame in bed

 

[Raina]

I'm a dead fuck

Me too. I just lay really still (unless it's foreplay which mostly involves me singing in a shrill voice while punching and kicking a lot). And I talk the whole time about tax reform and celebrity gossip.

 

[hamstershaver]

stfu jerk

wtf??? :fanger:

 

[HumorMe]

Me too. I just lay really still (unless it's foreplay which mostly involves me singing in a shrill voice while punching and kicking a lot). And I talk the whole time about tax reform and celebrity gossip.

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf??? :fanger:

fanger this

 

[HumorMe]

foreplay?

 

[SoKlueles]

foreplay?

lol
afterplay

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol
afterplay

would that be something like anal play?

 

[Raina]

Foreplay is that the boy does to try to get the girl to submit to that nonsense HumorMe. Most guys put on some sort of costume with a lot of sparkles and colors to attract the attention of the girls. Then they dance and flutter around to show off.

Some of them bust out the cd player and do a full posing routine just to prove what a manly man they are. But the females want no part of that so they scream and kick and punch. If they get too tired to resist they just lay there really still and talk a lot and be as still as possible.

 

[SoKlueles]

would that be something like anal play?

kinda
im not telling you my secrets then you would be a better lay than me dang

 

[hotzie]

hmmm i have my thoughts on who it would be

 

[Evil_Frisky]

kinda
im not telling you my secrets then you would be a better lay than me dang

Oh, you don't have to worry about that. I'm a helpless case.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I'm a dead fuck

me too

 

[hamstershaver]

foreplay the other night was me rolling on top of her at 1 in the morning and telling her to drop her drawers

 

[HumorMe]

Bunch of dead fucks around here...lol

 

[Evil_Frisky]

foreplay the other night was me rolling on top of her at 1 in the morning and telling her to drop her drawers

Would that have been the garage sale drawers?

 

[Raina]

Isn't the girl supposed to lay very very still and act disinterested?

 

[hotzie]

Isn't the girl supposed to lay very very still and act disinterested?

i think so , or atleast thats how its been in all my experiences

 

[bigmann245]

why is hammy so worried about which ef chick is the best lay? sounds to me hes shopping...... lol

 

[Evil_Frisky]

why is hammy so worried about which ef chick is the best lay? sounds to me hes shopping...... lol

he's hitting a dead end street here on ef

 

[bigmann245]

he's hitting a dead end street here on ef

thats funny.....

 

[Cutiebaby]

i thought it was up to the man to please......

 

[H_T_]

Isn't the girl supposed to lay very very still and act disinterested?

No. that's what you do in case of a bear attack.

 

[bigmann245]

i thought it was up to the man to please......

im sorry, did you say something? i was staring at something again....

 

[Raina]

Fuck that. If there's a bear attacking me I'm going to stop, drop, and roll.

 

[bigmann245]

Fuck that. If there's a bear attacking me I'm going to stop, drop, and roll.

i would hate to see what you would do in a fire......

 

[Raina]

I'd just walk right through it because I'm invincible. I'm a mod. I'd just say "banned" and the fire would be gone.

 

[H_T_]

Fuck that. If there's a bear attacking me I'm going to stop, drop, and roll.

you are one mixed up pixie. you need to re-watch all of the Bugs Bunny cartoons. what do you do when attacked by mad scientists??? you break the jar of ether and chase each other about very slowly.......

 

[bigmann245]

I'd just walk right through it because I'm invincible. I'm a mod. I'd just say "banned" and the fire would be gone.

your funny

 

[Lestat]

I'm thinking SuperQT... or maybe Raina

 

[Mavafanculo]

and frisky just gagged thinking she could outfuck klu in a heartbeat

lol. reserved for later sig use.

 

[Raina]

My SO year of college I had a completely retarded lab partner in a population genetics class. We were sorting fruit flies and that dumb girl didn't leave them in the ether long enough. I told her they needed to be in the ether jar longer and she was all "lalala...I don't listen". So 10-15 minutes into sorting the flies by eye color and wing variations they started waking up.

That's among the reasons I don't like others.

 

[jnevin]

sawastea

 

[bigmann245]

My SO year of college I had a completely retarded lab partner in a population genetics class. We were sorting fruit flies and that dumb girl didn't leave them in the ether long enough. I told her they needed to be in the ether jar longer and she was all "lalala...I don't listen". So 10-15 minutes into sorting the flies by eye color and wing variations they started waking up.

That's among the reasons I don't like others.

and what does that have to do with the cost of tea in China?????

 

[hotzie]

My SO year of college I had a completely retarded lab partner in a population genetics class. We were sorting fruit flies and that dumb girl didn't leave them in the ether long enough. I told her they needed to be in the ether jar longer and she was all "lalala...I don't listen". So 10-15 minutes into sorting the flies by eye color and wing variations they started waking up.

That's among the reasons I don't like others.

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

exibit 1
klu checking out the thread hoping someone named her
now klu is all giddy
and frisky just gagged thinking she could outfuck klu in a heartbeat

Exhibit 2
Hammy checking out his thread to see what bitches are checking out his thread, acting like he doesn't want any bitches to check out his thread...

but he really does.

then gets all giddy

gag
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

 

[Evil_Frisky]

My SO year of college I had a completely retarded lab partner in a population genetics class. We were sorting fruit flies and that dumb girl didn't leave them in the ether long enough. I told her they needed to be in the ether jar longer and she was all "lalala...I don't listen". So 10-15 minutes into sorting the flies by eye color and wing variations they started waking up.

That's among the reasons I don't like others.

lmao

I can picture you sorting flys and all hell breaks loose

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Exhibit 2
Hammy checking out his thread to see what bitches are checking out his thread, acting like he doesn't want any bitches to check out his thread...

but he really does.

then gets all giddy

gag

lmao

Hammy you just got PWNED!

 

[foreigngirl]

Exhibit 2
Hammy checking out his thread to see what bitches are checking out his thread, acting like he doesn't want any bitches to check out his thread...

but he really does.

then gets all giddy

gag
__________________
Mythicwrld

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

lmao
we all know thats the truth

 

[bigmann245]

lmao

Hammy you just got PWNED!

yes he did..... lmfao

 

[Raina]

Do you think I let that moron do ANYTHING with anything after that. Oh yes, I'm going to let that girl do acid dilutions. She wanted to be a vet too. I don't even know if she could read.

 

[jnevin]

Any of them would be good if you did it right to them.

 

[H_T_]

Any of them would be good if you did it right to them.

you'd be amazed what can be accomplished with a spatula and a rat tail file.

 

[Raina]

This is a really classy thread.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Any of them would be good if you did it right to them.

I'll close my eyes, smack me behind the head with a beer bottle and get that sex part over with quick... before I wake up please.

 

[bigmann245]

This is a really classy thread.

yea, it went downhill fast.... lol

 

[jnevin]

I'll close my eyes, smack me behind the head with a beer bottle and get that sex part over with quick... before I wake up please.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...

 

[wootoom]

jesus what a funny thread

 

[hamstershaver]

This is a really classy thread.

most of mine are

 

[Evil_Frisky]

most of mine are

she said classy not trashy

 

[Raina]

You really are a class act hammy. That foreplay explanation was pretty hot.

 

[hamstershaver]

You really are a class act hammy. That foreplay explanation was pretty hot.

thats what she said too

 

[Mavafanculo]

My SO year of college I had a completely retarded lab partner in a population genetics class. We were sorting fruit flies and that dumb girl didn't leave them in the ether long enough. I told her they needed to be in the ether jar longer and she was all "lalala...I don't listen". So 10-15 minutes into sorting the flies by eye color and wing variations they started waking up.

That's among the reasons I don't like others.