I'd be getting a massage from Cindy, with Afeedz feedin' me grapes, and Rach cooking some bomb pasta salad while Pick3 and Plunkey are over the corner sipping on Cosmopolitans talking about politics. Meanwhile, Strongbow would be UFC fighting twenty47 in a cage while dB and Smurf are playing with their cats. Pudds would be standing in front of CW trying to roast him, and CW would proceed to blatantly point out his hoarding abilities.
Gladiator would be providing the music for everybody, playing an electronic keyboard with his kid sitting next to him pressing random keys. Then Lartinos would kick him off the keyboard and bump up some house music. Miplank would be standing in the corner, videotaping everybody with a grin on his face with a plastic bag in his other hand (Much like the kid from "American Beauty"). AAP, ceo and Needto, and subz would be owning the grill up, making some awesome steaks, and Hurricane, SL, nimbus, and ortiz would be setting up the board for our latest fantasy football draft. Meanwhile, Jnevin sits next to a Shirlene roasting her. UAmav, jigga, and danno are baked out of their minds, and decide to eat all of the cheetos in the garage.
Pdaddy, Subz, and Traz decide to start up armwrestling matches while waiting for the food. Then Superdave shows up fashionably late on a Harley with Princesa hammered drunk with a loaded weapon. While this is all happening, Ariel and Musclemom are giving dream interpretations to Omega, Bluebird, Nef, RW, Blueta, and Bigtravis in another corner.
Extramile starts Irish dancing for everyone at the party, and Chris smiles and starts playing the accordion. Digimon, gotmilk, kx250rider, DJ_UFO and java are talking religion in another corner.
Bakemeacookie, Arabian, Radar and hansel would be playing Call of Duty "Black Ops" until a drunken gladiator steps on the cord, and disconnects the game.
Then Superqt shows up late in a ferrari with Wulfgar, Dial_Tone, Wootooom, and Swole.
That's my idea of an EF meetup/party....