Whenever you read one of Nathan's Posts

[Nathan]

which they never do.

Why are you being so mean to me?

 

[buttplug]

im lucky enough to be one of those privaledged people who actually hang out with the guy like 2 or 3 times a week......he's actually rather normal looking if you can picture a guy with old vintage style clothing, tatoos on forearm and wrist and a pocket protector.

Hotness.

 

[Nathan]

Hotness.

I don't actually wear a pocket protector though. Plus, I totally work out like all the time.

 

[buttplug]

I don't actually wear a pocket protector though. Plus, I totally work out like all the time.

The tats and the piercing is where you get me.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I picture nathan as obscenely fat.

to be fair though, I picture everyone on this board as obscenely fat.

 

[Nathan]

The tats and the piercing is where you get me.

So, basically, any guy with tats and piercings turns you on? I doub tthat's true. I could be hideously deformed you know. I could have to wear a mask everywhere I go and only been seen under the cloak of darkness.

 

[buttplug]

So, basically, any guy with tats and piercings turns you on? I doub tthat's true. I could be hideously deformed you know. I could have to wear a mask everywhere I go and only been seen under the cloak of darkness.

Chip in an oreo filling ball, a good box of chocolates and I turn into a complete slut. But no, I need more than the tats and the piercings. Add a MASK though, and woo. Rock on.

 

[Nathan]

Chip in an oreo filling ball, a good box of chocolates and I turn into a complete slut. But no, I need more than the tats and the piercings. Add a MASK though, and woo. Rock on.

Masks are pretty sexy. Especially when you're all, "Why is that dude wearing a mask?" So you try to get to know him, to lure him away from his shy and bashful nature. You're thinking for sure the guy will be pleasing to look at, after all he's nice and seems to be attractive. Then BAM! He takes off the mask and has four penises growing out of his face. His FACE!

 

[buttplug]

Masks are pretty sexy. Especially when you're all, "Why is that dude wearing a mask?" So you try to get to know him, to lure him away from his shy and bashful nature. You're thinking for sure the guy will be pleasing to look at, after all he's nice and seems to be attractive. Then BAM! He takes off the mask and has four penises growing out of his face. His FACE!

I think it'd be pretty cool if it was one of those zippered leather BDSM masks. Two of the 4 penii could come out of the eye sockets and the guy could contain the two others in his cheeks, you know. Like the squirrels and how they snatch up all the nuts and stuff them in their chubby cheeks? And then, if he spoke, surprise!@%&(

 

[Tiervexx]

I believe that Nathan can take what ever form he chooses as we can not comprehend him as he truly is.