Dr Sketch, don't take it personally bro... I wuv you (in a homo way because afterall, I am a happily married woman. Even if my marriage was miserable it would STILL be a homo way as hello - I don't cheat.)
I just took a second to point out how much different the sex's perceptions were about the identical event.
Yes, I do know what "come fuck me" or "I want to swallow you whole then kick your sorry ass out of my bed as soon as I am done" look is... But trust me when I tell you that women are evil creatures and just because she gives a man "that look" that doesn't mean she means it.
... and then there are those times that she just needs to get that eyelash from underneath her contact lense!