i got groped by some drunken bachelorette at matrix last saturday night. . .in front of my wife and a bunch of my friends. . .my buddy's wife asked my wife "aren't you going to say something to that bitch??". . .my wife said "nah, when she finds out that he's 43 years old, he has 3 kids and he's got bad knees she'll run for her life". . .