When will you die?

[PIGEON-RAT]

When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.


credit to jack handey for that one

 

[Optimus B]

probably heart disease in my 70s. seems to be the norm in my family.

 

[JBRO]

ill probably die in a huge gunfight with the PoPo after i mow all the kids down in the neighborhood daycare.

 

[kho]

30 years old in a crazy case of mistaken identity

 

[Island Son]

Thursday, December 10, 2054