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When was the last time you had sex?

biteme

biteme

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Describe it for me in detail so I can get motivated.

Last time for me was in May of this year.
 
6 years.
 
i was gettin quality pussy in such abundance like two months ago...and one day it just stopped! my fuckin luck, right when i run some test too!
 
Sunday night.

I was reading ef, and writing up monday's workout...she came up behind me and wraped her arms around me and started kissing my neck. I tried my hardest to push her away but I was feeling pretty weak from having a cold, I think I poked her in the eyes a few times but it didnt really phase her. Eventually I just gave in and we undressed, she got on top...and 10 minutes later I was asleep.
 
Paulo said:


The man has a point.
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That would require taking a shower, finding the right clothes to wear, anxiety, driving on the highway, taking a chance of getting a woman with bad hygiene, taking a risk of getting a disease, etc. etc., etc. So I think I will pass. I want it to just appear in my room, poof, you know, kind of like that.
 
Smurfy said:
week and a half ago. and the prospect of getting any in the near future is not looking good.
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boyfriend out of town?
 
Smurfy said:


broke up.
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Well in that case, your prospects are looking pretty good. I have seen your photo gallery. Do you have good hygiene?
 
biteme said:


Well in that case, your prospects are looking pretty good. I have seen your photo gallery. Do you have good hygiene?
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LOL yes i have good hygiene. and no i dont foresee sex in my immediate or near future. I dont do it like that.
 
Smurfy said:


LOL yes i have good hygiene. and no i dont foresee sex in my immediate or near future. I dont do it like that.
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Yeah I understand, neither do I, but I like to talk as though I do so I will get turned on enough to masturbate.:) I'd really like to get to know someone b4 I exhcange body fluids with them, problem is, I don't have the time.
 
biteme said:


Well in that case, your prospects are looking pretty good. I have seen your photo gallery. Do you have good hygiene?
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DAMN! girls got some biceps........wish mine were that big ;)
 
too fucken long ago

ok it wasnt that long ago, im just upset cause i turned a girl down on the weekend (she was too drunk)

BUT she was 17 blonde and a chade under 6 foot tall

im upset. what the hell was i thinking

alcohol gives me morals. whats going on mate
 
i went 2 years without.. which was odd.. even on 500mg of test per week I don't really care for it much...

much rather have a bong.
 
Smurfy said:
week and a half ago. and the prospect of getting any in the near future is not looking good.
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Don't worry , u'll bone him a few more times , he's in the same boat as u are... cheer up :D
 
1957.






Of course, it's only 0621 now.
 
About ten minutes ago. Right into the sink in my boss' private bathroom.
 
I`m married so...

Where`s my calendar?
 
I have sex with seashell regularly. Gentle loving, then full force gale. She doesnt know. SHHHHHHHHH....
 
When you say "sex" does that mean with someone else?

or just sex, like in your mind?
 
Cockinhand is sex. Not the best practices version, but sex none the less.
 
i used to do it more before my accident... all works now, but still hurts if i have too much sex... in a few months i should have normal sex drive... nerves take ages to heal...
 
Ashamed said:
i went 2 years without.. which was odd.. even on 500mg of test per week I don't really care for it much...

much rather have a bong.
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2 years!!!!!!!! :eek2:

Holy shit, I would die!!!!
 
not this past weekend, but the weekend before.

before that was middle of the preceding week.
 
I see a lot of you are getting laid, but you are not giving me the details like I asked. I want the steamy details in order to get motivated. I have forgotten what regular sex is like.
 
I am married. Have been for over a decade. And recently our sex life is back in the fast lane, but talking about how often you have sex with your wife is gross. Sorry. I work with a dude who comes in and says shit like "Damn, I am exhausted, I really fucked the shit out of my wife this morning." And of course, we all know her.

No bueno.
 
Smurfy said:
week and a half ago. and the prospect of getting any in the near future is not looking good.
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Sorry baby. I hope the rawness goes away soon. And I think after surgery we can still manage something but I'm pretty sure you'll have to be on top.
 
You mean with somebody else in the same room, right?
 
biteme said:
I see a lot of you are getting laid, but you are not giving me the details like I asked. I want the steamy details in order to get motivated. I have forgotten what regular sex is like.
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sure bro

i fucked cheesedick but didnt give him a reach around
i dont do that shit
 
biteme said:
I see a lot of you are getting laid, but you are not giving me the details like I asked. I want the steamy details in order to get motivated. I have forgotten what regular sex is like.
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Right on, I need to know positions for the female EF'ers. Any detail from Tiger88 is too much.
:)
 
Last night.

Winter is a big time for lots of sex, being in a relationship is key for winters. It's usually to cold to be going out doing much, so staying in and having tons of sex is what it's all about.
 
About 2 weeks now, but will hopefully get some this week.

Last time out was a steamy session of hot anal sex.........i also got to fuck her, lol
 
i had sex about 5 hours ago...my girlfriend had to leave for a basketball game, we had a quicky so she would be relaxed and score lots of points
 
I wont have random sex... I have a lot of other things though. I am quite possibly the most orally talented man on the planet... BTW, if u see the girls I date/hookup with, (mostly virgins, and yes truthfully virgins) you'd understand why I am so patient w/ their requests 11/10's. Plus there are a lot of std's floatin round up here that I'm in NO hurry to pick up... i'm the male equivalent of a "kissing slut"
 
ZKaudio said:
I wont have random sex... I have a lot of other things though. I am quite possibly the most orally talented man on the planet... BTW, if u see the girls I date/hookup with, (mostly virgins, and yes truthfully virgins) you'd understand why I am so patient w/ their requests 11/10's. Plus there are a lot of std's floatin round up here that I'm in NO hurry to pick up... i'm the male equivalent of a "kissing slut"
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leave the 13 yrs old alone bro!
lol just teasing
 
Last Sunday night was my last time.

I don't think you want graphic details from me. You may not play for the same team that I play on.
 
I think I forgot.

Some different girls grabbed or rubbed my Johnson during my last vacation. I stll didn't get laid for some reason.

Sex is a great deal of very hard work and it simply does not pay well at all. :nighty:
 
This thread is funny, way to dig it up QT, you can compare answers from this thread from Dec to the one from yesterday :lmao:
 
I am married...10 hours ago...and still recovering....whewwwww..!! :chomp: :chomp: :chomp:


and yes, it was with my gorgeous sex kitten of a wife...she is such a nympho...!

5 years of marriage and she has never turned me down...or even said, maybe later...!!

Married men...you got to romance 'em... :p :p !!
 
aerojaxx said:
I am married...10 hours ago...and still recovering....whewwwww..!! :chomp: :chomp: :chomp:


and yes, it was with my gorgeous sex kitten of a wife...she is such a nympho...!

5 years of marriage and she has never turned me down...or even said, maybe later...!!

Married men...you got to romance 'em... :p :p !!
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I am officially jealous :bawling:
 
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