Anything very long, wide, comfortable, heavy, and black.
It has to be able to seat 5 guys each 6"3 tall very comfortably, like worthy seating for a long road trip, and each can bring a suitcase
It would have to be super silent on the inside, have climate control with very exact controls. Leather seats are the only option. It has to be able to do 100 MPH very comfortably, feeling calm and stable cruising at that speed and it has to get up to that speed very quickly. I don't care what it does beyond that speed. I have personal reasons never ever to go faster than that on the public road. 100 MPH is needed just so that you can get along in traffic in Germany.
It would have beautiful, shiny silver, small rims. It would last 20 years of intensive use without invasive care.
That's really all. No brand, top speed, model preferences. Car guys- Whats the car best suiting this description?
Obviously the Maybach fits it, but what's the cheapest that does?