What's your best/worst pick up line?

[Buff_Lover]

Pick up lines are a joke. Having said that, what are some of the best/worst that you have used/heard?


My favorite: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

2nd fav: Have you got any (nationality) in you? No? Would you like some?

 

[bbjimi]

pich-up lines...

the sole purpose of my using a pick line is to initiate conversation and possibly getting the girl to laugh...i am not under the illusion that some one liner is going to miraculously get her into bed BUT if i can get her talking and laughing then its only a matter of time before we are playing under the sheets.

my fav...."do you have a picture of yourself in your purse?"
"i have my id...but why do you need to see that?"
"i want to be able to show santa claus exactly what it is that I want for xmas!"

 

[Buff_Lover]

A friend of mine emailed these to me yesterday...

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!


He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...


Someone at the gym told me this one.... Approach the target and look at her/his clothing tag. When they say "What the hell are you doing?" reply, "Just what I thought, made in heaven."

 

[LawDawg8]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[goahead]

#1 "Hi, I'm a DJ"

#2 "Hi, I'm a Moderator"

 

[rugger]

This actually worked...

...good ice breaker, that never got me laughed AT or slapped...so cheesy too. How the hell it worked, I dunno, maybe the delivery.

It usually went like this:
Me: "Do you eat?"
Victim: "Huh?"
Me: "Do you eat?"
Victim: "Of course I eat."
Me: "What are we having for breakfast?"

Like I said, this actually worked, several times.

Rugger

 

[X-Plode]

Hiii, I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such educational films as, "Lead Pain: Delicious but Deadly".

This is sure to get you fucked. Bahahaha

X

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Hello, can I tear your uterus out with my gigantic phallus?

 

[Parrottrifle]

1) "Why don't you sit on my face so that I can eat my way to your heart."

2) "I may not be Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your *BEDROCK*"

3) "Excuse me, do you want to go fuck now, or do I owe you an apology."

4) Me: "Hold out your hand."
Girl holds out hand, gets 40c dropped into it.
Girl: "What's this for?"
Me: "So you can phone your mother to tell her you're not coming home tonight!

5) "Can I take you home and wake up in the morning with my face feeling like a glazed doughnut?"

6) "HEY! There's a party in my mouth and you're invited to come."

7) "Want to go back to my place and talk about math?"... "We'll add you to me, subtract our clothing, divide your legs, and multiply."

8) "Kiss me you fool, fuck me you harlot"

9) "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"

10) "My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it!"

 

[WarriorPL]

LOL! these are great.

~WizKid

 

[Mtime1]

Buff Lover......you're right, pick up lines are a joke. A women decides if she wants to be with you long before you talk to her. Forget about it !

A dude at the bar next to me said this to a chick"Nice watch"........ah yea, she left.

 

[kuda75]

Satanic Goatslayer Hello, can I tear your uterus out with my gigantic phallus?

lol that one work i bet. lol lol lol

 

[dawgslappa]

Gotta love these

Best) It looks like somebody took 2 fine hams & shoved em down the back ofd your dress.

Worst) Are you out of breath? 'cause you've been running through my mind all nite.

 

[Ash]

LMAO X-Plode, what about --Give me some sugar baby
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"Names Ash....Housewares"

 

[fiatconspiracy]

Hiii, I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such educational films as, "Lead Pain: Delicious but Deadly".

nice very nice, i like to watch guys who dont "get it" you know computer proframer types who start talking to woman about the global economy and the recent beta change in microsoft, like i want to go over there and take their drink away.... like i may be an idiot, but hell i at least know what not to say...

 

[Floater]

1. i bet your jewelry would look good on my headboard

2. u got 35 cent ..mother told me to call her when i fell in love.

3. Bond...James Bond

 

[liftsiron]

I have no bad lines, but one that works everytime is, wow I bet that you can gobble a boner to the roots.

 

[neo 2]

Dude: Are you into guys with two inch penises?

Woman: Yes

Dude: Oh never mind then.

 

[Cackerot69]

"You're like a prize-winning bass, I don't whether to mount you or eat you"

"I think we've met before...fuck me if I'm wrong."