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I laughed my ass off when I saw Ronnie Coleman at the 2003 Olympia. His belly stuck out so much, he was so fat that he looked as if he swalloed a whole chocolate cake the night before the show, or had even eaten Chad Nicholls (which wouldn't be a bad thing since he's nothing but a steroid dealer and drug guru.)
Anyway, I was sat in my VIP front row seat, and when I saw Ronnie do his comparisons with Jay Cutler, and then he was proclaimed Mr Olympia with perfect scores and the whole crowd went silent.
He once said, "I'll let my physique do the talking" and he was damn right, it was laughing at him, and so was the entire Mr Olympia audience, everyone around me was pissing themselves at the thought of Ronnie (and that belly) being Mr. O It was such a joke. He's the biggest joke ever.
Then, like half the people in the VIP section started bursting out laughing at how ridiculous Ronnie looked with a bely like that. Check my pic, you'll laugh your ass off.
I pointed at Ronnie's belly and laughed and laughed my ass off at his distended belly (he only had four abs!!!) and I shouted, "hey Ronnie, you fat oaf, get off the stage, Jay Cutler is My O, not you, you fat oaf!!"
Then everyone in the crowd booed him of stage and proclaimed Cutler as Mr O.
Then after the show, Ronnie was signing autographs in the expo centre, and he I went up to him at the weider booth, I queued up with all the other fans and waited my turn, then I got to the front of the queue, I asked him for an autograph and he said, "You look familiar, were you that clown who was sat in the VIP section and was laughing at me when I was doing my poses?"
I gave him a look of shock and insulted innocence and quietly said, "no way Ronnie, I wasn't even sat in the VIP section, no way could I afford a VIP ticket, I was sat right at that back with my dear old mama. And you looked great, your best ever condition, you won hands down, congratulations."
Then Ronnie looked up at me and said "thanks man, that makes it all worth while, here have an autograph," and I took a photo with him, shook his hand and he said, "you're the best fan ever, thanks for your support, but if you ever find out who was causing the entire VIP section to laugh at me during my poses, be sure be give me a call and me the posse will deal with that knucklehead."
I said, "sure Ronnie, no problem bro." Then I walked back 10 paces, and called my brother Kyle on the phone and said "get the engine to the hummer running, and park it outside the front entrance to the expo centre."
Then, in a real loud voice I shouted, "hey Ronnie, you're the fattest niggger bodybuilder ever, you looked like a bloated pig, your stomach sticks out so much that you looked like you've eaten your granny for tea and your arms are full of synthol!!!"
At this, Ronnie's eye went bloodshot and he stood up, pushed past the line of fans waiting for autographs and startingh jogging toward me, so I ran like the wind and I sped right out of the expo centre and burst through the doors. Ronnie and afew other bif weider bodybuilders were chasing me and coming real fast, and so were afew fans, some people were crasping at me whilst I pushed past them, so I punched them down and landed a couple with black eyes to ensure I got out before Ronnie's 23 inch arms killed me.
I burst out of the expo centre doors, I vaulted over the fence and I dived into the hummer that Kyle had parked near the entrance. I slammed the door and screamed at him "drive, damn it, drive..." and just then, Ronnie's massive arms slammed on the door and it actually cracked the window. He shouted at me "you're dead muthfucka"
Then I replied, "with a bloated distended belly like that, you will be first, drug factory Coleman!!!"
And Kyle slammed on the gas and we sped full pelt out off the parking lot and we laughed all the way home, laughing about Ronnie's disgusting belly, oh my gosh, it was hilarous, check out my pic, you'll laugh your ass off!!!!!!!
Anyway, I was sat in my VIP front row seat, and when I saw Ronnie do his comparisons with Jay Cutler, and then he was proclaimed Mr Olympia with perfect scores and the whole crowd went silent.
He once said, "I'll let my physique do the talking" and he was damn right, it was laughing at him, and so was the entire Mr Olympia audience, everyone around me was pissing themselves at the thought of Ronnie (and that belly) being Mr. O It was such a joke. He's the biggest joke ever.
Then, like half the people in the VIP section started bursting out laughing at how ridiculous Ronnie looked with a bely like that. Check my pic, you'll laugh your ass off.
I pointed at Ronnie's belly and laughed and laughed my ass off at his distended belly (he only had four abs!!!) and I shouted, "hey Ronnie, you fat oaf, get off the stage, Jay Cutler is My O, not you, you fat oaf!!"
Then everyone in the crowd booed him of stage and proclaimed Cutler as Mr O.
Then after the show, Ronnie was signing autographs in the expo centre, and he I went up to him at the weider booth, I queued up with all the other fans and waited my turn, then I got to the front of the queue, I asked him for an autograph and he said, "You look familiar, were you that clown who was sat in the VIP section and was laughing at me when I was doing my poses?"
I gave him a look of shock and insulted innocence and quietly said, "no way Ronnie, I wasn't even sat in the VIP section, no way could I afford a VIP ticket, I was sat right at that back with my dear old mama. And you looked great, your best ever condition, you won hands down, congratulations."
Then Ronnie looked up at me and said "thanks man, that makes it all worth while, here have an autograph," and I took a photo with him, shook his hand and he said, "you're the best fan ever, thanks for your support, but if you ever find out who was causing the entire VIP section to laugh at me during my poses, be sure be give me a call and me the posse will deal with that knucklehead."
I said, "sure Ronnie, no problem bro." Then I walked back 10 paces, and called my brother Kyle on the phone and said "get the engine to the hummer running, and park it outside the front entrance to the expo centre."
Then, in a real loud voice I shouted, "hey Ronnie, you're the fattest niggger bodybuilder ever, you looked like a bloated pig, your stomach sticks out so much that you looked like you've eaten your granny for tea and your arms are full of synthol!!!"
At this, Ronnie's eye went bloodshot and he stood up, pushed past the line of fans waiting for autographs and startingh jogging toward me, so I ran like the wind and I sped right out of the expo centre and burst through the doors. Ronnie and afew other bif weider bodybuilders were chasing me and coming real fast, and so were afew fans, some people were crasping at me whilst I pushed past them, so I punched them down and landed a couple with black eyes to ensure I got out before Ronnie's 23 inch arms killed me.
I burst out of the expo centre doors, I vaulted over the fence and I dived into the hummer that Kyle had parked near the entrance. I slammed the door and screamed at him "drive, damn it, drive..." and just then, Ronnie's massive arms slammed on the door and it actually cracked the window. He shouted at me "you're dead muthfucka"
Then I replied, "with a bloated distended belly like that, you will be first, drug factory Coleman!!!"
And Kyle slammed on the gas and we sped full pelt out off the parking lot and we laughed all the way home, laughing about Ronnie's disgusting belly, oh my gosh, it was hilarous, check out my pic, you'll laugh your ass off!!!!!!!
