What's the three words you never want to hear while making love?

[TerraNoble]

Honey, I'm home.

 

[Ms knight]

IS IT IN?

 

[MrMakaveli]

That was it?

 

[spentagn]

Mom is home.

 

[velvett]

I gotta pee.

 

[Night Fly]

I've had better.

 

[Citruscide]

ZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ or

Did you shower?

C-ditty

 

[BangedUp]

Dad...........that hurts.

 

[Lord_Suston]

wrong hole, fool....

 

[Fonz]

Father not again......... (Damn thats sick...LOL)

Fonz

 

[gwl9dta4]

"Love you Bob", if your name is Tom.

 

[vixenbabe]

You done yet?

 

[Optimus B]

money back please

 

[danielson]

wrong hole stupid

 

[flex123]

what was that?

 

[PinK233]

very small penis

 

[Newbie2building]

this is the police

(two little words only count as one.)

 

[Lakerman]

bend over bitch

 

[Warik]

Did you fart?

 

[PHATchik]

You're kidding right????

 

[WODIN]

Whats that smell?

 

[PHATchik]

Where's the rest?

 

[big4life]

What's your name?

 

[flex123]

thats my dog.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Hell, my dog does it better than you.

 

[Lakerman]

suck my dick

 

[Testosterone boy]

It's too big.

 

[The Shadow]

"THAT'S your penis?"

"I'm NOT________(insert name)

 

[AAP]

OJ was better.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Clinton was better.

 

[KnoXville]

this look infected?

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

Please don't cum on me. Thank you.

 

[DownUnder23]

i shit myself!

 

[AAP]

Pop this zit?

Wanna trade places?

Here's the strapon.

Is WWE on?

 

[jesus 2]

"i changed sex."

this pussy not real.

 

[knight69]

is it in!!

 

[-SD-]

I love you.

 

[rnch]

"the condom broke"

 

[supersizeme]

right there, broly

 

[Yenko]

be guiet sissy

 

[ImSoBig]

I see dead people <

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A. Keep the tip.

 

[The_Mexican]

I'm pregnant

 

[Rivaldo]

"That was quick."

 

[princessofdarkness]

can i go now? oops sorry four...

 

[ZenMachine]

Welcome to prison

 

[notoriousQQ]

LMAO

 

[BigBazooka]

"I have AIDS."

 

[CYBERNIGG]

OK WHO'S NEXT?

 

[bigguns7]

You're gonna have to put some fingers in there too.

----------1--------------2----------------3

 

[beastboy]

Let me sneeze.

 

[Saizen]

is it hard?

 

[TheProject]

Is that pus?

 

[Bullit]

you're mighty gassy

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Marry me PolishHammer?

Yikes!!!!.......I'm too young!

 

[HappyScrappy]

"my name's supersizeme"

 

[Y_lifter]

Who is HappyScrappy ?

 

[gettinlarger]

I like ham.

 

[Bullit]

Happy hates to hear "Your mustache stinks."

 

[Y_lifter]

Damn, the Cops

 

[HappyScrappy]

Happy hates to hear "Your mustache stinks."

Bullit hates to hear "you look fat and pathetic, and you should shave that goatee you ignorant fuck!"

but in three words.

 

[Athernigy]

Eat me please.

-sk

 

[Y_lifter]

Mommy, I'm thirsty
OR
What Ya doing ?
OR
I can't Sleep
OR
Shhh.... the baby !

 

[Bullit]

Bullit hates to hear "you look fat and pathetic, and you should shave that goatee you ignorant fuck!"

but in three words.

Yeah that chick was a total bitch. You would think she could've thought of a more 'delicate' way to say that.
Thanks for reminding me.
Jerk.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Yeah that chick was a total bitch. You would think she could've thought of a more 'delicate' way to say that.
Thanks for reminding me.
Jerk.

shut up fattie.

nobody likes a goatee.

 

[Bullit]

nobody likes a goatee.

You hear that Gin&juice? saint?

You're not gonna take that sitting down are you?

 

[nicknot]

(Guy takes off pants)

Girl:

He he he!!

Ah, ah, ah, ah ....

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh! ....
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee iny wee ....
Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't don't don't don't ....

 

[Ffactor]

very small penis

You have a penis???

 

[TerraNoble]

Just thought about this one.

How would you react if when you will be extatic she will grab yor head and softly whisper to your year:Used 2 be man!

 

[Wombat]

i'm only 15


cum in me-----(fuck that--always go for the face)

 

[naturally anabolic]

where is it?

what was that?

you're under arrest

 

[Baddogg]

Oh my god
Jeepers creepers batman
Wrong hole stupid
Easy there chester
You smell bad

 

[-SD-]

Damn, comatose again.

 

[Frackal]

Baby....I'm pregnant

Oh god ______ (not your name)

 

[TerraNoble]

Baby....I'm pregnant

Oh god ______ (not your name)

You did some diggin' to bring up this thread ,huh?

 

[Frackal]

To my very soul tadpole

 

[Pamela]

I'm so hungry..