Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[marx]

I knew a guy that did holds. There's this one old timer that loves his nipple t's and his headband, wears them everytime. I once saw him sitting sideways on a flat bench, doing forced-concentration curls with an 85lb dumbell! He did sets of 6 forced reps, than once finished, he'd get some molmentum going like how you would throw a discus, then he'd swing the dumbell up over his head with the assistance of his other hand, than preceed to hold it there with one arm for a count of 30. And yes, he did count out loud...

 

[The Almighty]

There are these fuckin gimps that are in my gym off and on. I guess they are in one of the armed services or something....

Anyway, there are 3 of them. They make noise no matter what excercise they are doing....one guy was crucnhes with no weight and groaning on every rep.

The real funny story is when they squat. One of them throws a 35 on each side....moans of course on each rep...does ten reps then takes a step back. He will then jump up and down while the other two guys slap his ass every time he lands. He will do 10 "reps" of those then lie down on the floor during his break.

Fuckin irritating as shit.

 

[HorseBalls]

Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

people who dont train legs.

 

[rich197]

I have to a agree about people that don't do legs. there is a kat at my gym that has a fucking huge upper body but legs smaller then his arms it is so funny.

 

[Purdog]

Funny

We've got this kid in my gym we call MAD DOG. He's about 110lbs at 30% BF. He's always posing in the mirrors and saying he's got the best body in the gym and that the women can't keep thier eyes off of him.

Every week this kid finds new and creative ways to fall off of the rack that we use to do hyper extensions on. The first time he was eyeing this chick and tryed to spin up onto the rack, in that cool James Dean fashion and spun right off the other side. Not two minutes later he did the same thing again. Next time ther's no counter weight and when he starts down the whole rack falss right on top of him. he then proceeds to 6 45's onto the rack. This has gone on for months Every week he falls off the rack.

last week he was adjusting the pegs you put your ankles under to hold you up.(God only knows why) We watched him try to put the pin back in and when he couldn't figure it out he just put it in his pocket. The he jumps up on the rack leans forward really fast, the support flys off he hits the floor and the support nails him in the back of the head.

Knocked his ass out cold for about 2 minutes.

Purdog

 

[balplayer]

god damb thats some funny shit. i hate it too when people dont trian their legs.

 

[Yellowbottle]

There is this guy at my gym that we call range of motion. He walks into the gym with a flannel shirt sleeves cut off, tight blue jeans, and black steel tip army boots. He wears a really bad hair piece and his wife looks like she drank about 20 speed stacks. Anyways he puts thje maximum amount of weight on every machine and does half reps. Grunting at the top of his lungs, he does about 10 machines in 8 minutes does one set of abs, one set of leg presses, 3minutes on the bike and goes home,having not even worked a muscle. He comes in everyday with the same thing on and does the same routine 4 days a week. Shit my gym has a whole bunch of funny mother fuckers. Maybe one day I will write about them I am sure it will be a good laugh.

 

[trial0r]

the one about the guy who falls off the rack is hard to top but i saw this shit the other day and i laughed my ass off:

a group of 3 black kids straight out of the ghetto and a girl of equal merit (not racist comment just straight fact) walk into the gym and directly to the bench. the skinniest of all of them, prolly 6'0 140 without warming up or stretching throws 225 onto the bench lifts it off with no spotter while the other kids are being loud and obnoxious and not paying attention. clearly this was an attempt to impress the 'hot' girl who accompanied them, as she indeed 'had back'. anyway, he lifts it off and it goes straight down to his chest and smashes him, as hes trying to gasp for air, he turns to his right, letting the plates on that side come crashing to the ground as the other side flips over him and barely misses the guy on the bench next to him on about his ninth rep at 315.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

LMAO @ these stories.

There is a Lat Pull Over machine in the gym. You sit in it and you step on a plate to move the "Pull Over" part to where you can put your arms in. Well the stupid ass trainers at the gym are teaching people to use this as a leg press. They don't even pay attention to the thing that goes back and forth over their head. Dumbasses.

 

[Bobber]

I dont know about retards in the gym, but lately there has been this one hot ass girl that keeps distracting me in the gym. In my gym the hammer strengths are right next to the stretching area and it seems like everytime I am over there she has to come over there and start stretching. She doesn't just do normal stretches either,for instance she will turn her back to me, bend over grab her ankles and start moving back and forth in a "fuck me" like motion and then turn around and give me a big smile. Everytime she does it I pop wood and have to quickly move so she doesnt see it. Makes for an interesting work out but really distracts the fuck out of me. I know this doesn't really fit in ths thread but thats the only out of the ordinary gym story I have.