Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[Great Dane]

hi ha ha guys hahahaha

This thread is the funniest ever i can't belive but i think this goes around the world, sick fucks in the gym dddddddddddddaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnnn, ´just have to pick my self off the floor .... muuuuaaaaaahahahahaha i can't stop but it' so shit funny. dam i thougt i had seen the most but they are included in this fine collection og dumb asses in the gym....

Please keep em coming i want more *GGGGGGG* LOL ROFL

Griner min røv i laser hahaha

SES Drenge /Great dane

 

[Mike P.T.]

i've seen alot of funny shit at my gym but the funniest had to be 3 things. 1 was this guy on the floor doing the swimming motions like he was practicing how to swim on land. the other was this fat ass lady who obviously didnt know karate but would get on the aerobics floor and do flying kicks. so fucking funny u had to have been there. last was this old lady who would get on the aerobics floor. spread her legs wide, grab onto her ankles and do this rocking motion. so fucking funny. hehe i love my job and seeing these assholes. me and the staff at work all have different nicknames for these clowns

 

[JA_RULE]

We had a guy in our gym for a while that would wear a pink cut sleeve T-shirt, with a wrestling singlet over the top of it. And of course a 1950's leather weight belt for the entire time he was in the gym. He was about 45 and always was bugging people about how big he used to be and how it would only take him 3 months to get back to his old shape. He loved to this right in the middle of someones lift. He was about 5'10" and 230lbs with 30%BF. One day he was bitching about the other school gym and how there were a bunch of frat kids over there who couldn't even lift 225. At this time my small ass had just gotten to 225 and it pissed me off. Well I was tired of listening to him so I called him on it and asked if he could even do that much. So he went over to the bench and made a big scene pumping himself up, only to drop the weight on his chest. I decided to wait about 10 seconds before I pulled it off of him. From then on he didn't say much and shortly after stopped comming to the gym. I still hate that Fucker.
JA

 

[tomlays]

Makes for an interesting work out but really distracts the fuck out of me.

Hey. I can understand you. Things like that happen all the time at my gym exept they don't strech in front of me tough. You're a lucky guy!

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

OH WAIT I just remembered a classic.

These 2 guys always train together. They both thought they were some kind of chick magnet hammers when in reality they couldnt get laid in a whore house. Anyway, they come dressed in kinda spandex bicycle shorts and BIG loop muscle shirts where you see everything. They are both about 6 foot tall and weigh about 170. Well one day one of the guys was trying to MACK on this girl at the gym. He is acting all nonchalant while he's talking to her and lays down on the flat bench to do some bench press. His partner/spotter slaps a 45 and 25 on each side. The guy on the bench is struggling at rep 5 when his spotter who is standing over him rips a juicy fart. The guy on the bench now has the full weight of the bar on his chest and can't get it off. His partner is laughing so hard, he can't get it off. Finally he pushes the bar off to the side where it comes crashing to the floor and he falls off the bench. He gets to his knees and starts vomiting. It was fuckin awesome.

 

[rich197]

go JA_RULE

you be livin it up

I love to call kats out like that. like one time this guy was doing incline DB bench with like 60lbs and woudl jsut drop them from the top of his lift. he was like they are so heavy you could not put them down soft. so I jsut grabed the 120's and hit like 4 reps and put them down like a baby

 

[tomlays]

me and the staff at work all have different nicknames for these clowns

It seems like we are a familly. We are doing the same thing at my gym. We don't laugh about people who are visibly retarded or new to the gym but we have nicknames for those who think they are "too hot" and don't answer to anyone.

 

[rich197]

I feel better now I thought I jsut went to the dumbest gym in the world I guess it is everywhere. one of my favorites is this group of about 5 guys all mixed but none buff. they come into the gym say hi to everyone and talk to everyone and leave I have never seen them workout. I thing they thought it was the club since it is on the same street as a lot of clubs

 

[GoodGuy19]

Ok guys, I have a good one. Not really funny, but this pisses me off. There's a guy at my gym who's about 6' 165 or so, so he's kinda skinny. Well he always talks on his damn cell phone when he's lifting!! It's so annoying. Also, he can't talk soft. He has to scream like he's talking to someone while at a basketball game or something. Damn nerds. He thinks he's a badass too

 

[lonewulf]

Man if you know how to do exercises correctly, you can see a lot of funny shit. I dont know where people get these exercises! A lot of the guys in my gym must be reading Womens Fitness or something. I have came up with name to several of their dumbass moves, and it breaks the monoteny of the workout to say to my partner,"Look that dumbass is doing Wonka Curls again."