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Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY said:
Last week, I saw this 150lb dude strutting around the gym in a hooded sweatshirt(pulled over his head). Anyways... the little fucker reaches into his leather gym bag, pulls out a can of Pepsi, then punctures a hole near the bottom of can with a pair of scissors, and "shot-guns" the fucking thing!

No offence to any guys who are into the habbit of shot-gunning pop... but WTF is that supposed to do to your workout? This guy was cut to shreds and it looks like he trains hard, but after seeing that... well, whatever.

If he's that stupid his cut is probably a result of CrystalMeth....the boys got "tina" up in his life!
 
i always think its funny when you got those people that start shadow boxing in the mirror after a set.
 
Mine takes the prize! The other day I saw a guy using the assisted pull up machine....

"wow", you might say, "vicious" is really harsh, he thinks using the assisted pull up machine is the dumbest thing he ever say"

The guy was doing leg presses.

Picture that: A grown man, holding on to the pull up bar, and thinking that the hydraulic platform was for some kind of leg press. At least he did ten reps, and his form was pretty good ;-)
 
ViciousDSweetness said:
Mine takes the prize! The other day I saw a guy using the assisted pull up machine....

"wow", you might say, "vicious" is really harsh, he thinks using the assisted pull up machine is the dumbest thing he ever say"

The guy was doing leg presses.

Picture that: A grown man, holding on to the pull up bar, and thinking that the hydraulic platform was for some kind of leg press. At least he did ten reps, and his form was pretty good ;-)

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Nice one bro!
Welcome aboard!
 
p.b. said:
i always think its funny when you got those people that start shadow boxing in the mirror after a set.


I see this shit all the time. Funny thing is we also have a punching bag in one of the back rooms, I never seen anyone use it so far!!! The bag looks fucken NEW! lol
 
No one will belive this, I still to this day do not believe it myself, but about 6 years ago, I saw a man jerking off in the mirror at a Golds gym in Astoria, NY. A couple of big guys grabbed him while his pants were still off and threw his ass out and kicked the shit out of him...

Oh I almost forgot, I have really bad eyesite and do not wear my glasses. so at first i thought the guy was itching his crotch or something, so I kept on staring to see what the fuck he was doing. So when these guys threw him out they come back in look at me and they were like, WTF bro you like to watch?
 
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40 something yucky chick about five feet from my buddy and i doing stretches cuts a huge fart,me and my buddy act like we dont hear it,a week later she comes up to me and apologizes,i still act like i didnt hear it.
 
StickFigure said:
Yes, I read the rest of your post, and actually that's not strange, it's normal!
I've seen that kind of shit in the gym everyday since I was 14. Guys are always trying to look tough in the gym because their afraid of looking like a puss. But you immediately stating the fact that you were GAY only tells me that you must have some issue with your sexuality. It had absolutley NOTHING to do with what this post is about and since it was only your 2nd post on EF, I can only imagine why you felt it was SO important to let us all know you are gay.

Ok....I understand your beef, now allow me to explain why I used the word gay. Perhaps I should have explained it more clearly in my first thread. Theses guys only do it because of the fact that I'm gay. If I'm not near them, they will workout in a normal fashion. Hope this will clear thing up, and man you need not come down on a person so harsh...be cool about everything. I put up with crap like this all the time, and find it insane.... :evil: Here we all are in the year 2004, and people still are bothered by that word. :rainbow:
 
so many idiots in my gym without a clue.

one kid does chest 4 days a week and he does about 15 sets of flat bench. he lays down and sticks his legs out straight off the bench and crosses them. then procedes to do 4-6 reps, i mean 1/4 reps..you know, the tricep lockouts the toughguys do on bench :rolleyes:. the kid asked me for a spot a couple weeks ago and i almost lost it in the middle of his set, i had to fight myself not to walk away in the middle of it. o yeah and this is all with like 135-140lbs.

then there is this other asshole who will breakout in the middle of his workout doing these sloppy-ass looking spin kicks and boxing at himself in the mirror :mad:. OMG it makes me so mad watching this kid, hes like 5'11" 170 35% BF and he'll take his shirt of and start flexing in the mirror. i cant believe he actually has the balls to do stuff like this in front of everyone in the gym.

this other dude is fat and out of shape and does all sorts of quarter reps and he actually has the balls to come up to me and my partner some times and give us lifting "tips" :kaioken: :die:. first time i saw him he set up one of the adjustable incline benches all the way to the top, but the pin wasnt in a hole, he had it set so high that the back post was resting on top of the pin. when he sat on it the back post came out and the whole thing went crashing to the floor with him sitting on it. i nearly died laughing.
 
I know its been touched on a few times in the thread but i hate people using phones in the gym. Ive been working out for three years now and i cant live without my mobile phone either. If i leave it at home, i feel like my hand has been cut off
BUT
I have never even thought about taking it into the gym with me!
This one guy is always using his phone like inbetween every set, either speaking or text messaging and it totally does me. Anyway, the only time he takes it out of his pocket if he isnt going to start speaking into it is to do declines. And he rests it on the legs of the weight rack with his wallet and car keys (dude, use a frigging locker!!)

So he's doing his declines, and some guy goes to get a weight off the rack, a 25 kg plate which was on a 45 angle with 4 other 25 kg plates, so he struggling to get a good grip on the top plate, he tries to slide it off, drops the weight, straight on top of phone-guys mobile!

Plastic, cicuits and LCD go everywhere, i can hardly stop laughing.

Thing is, the guy STILL brings a phone in!
 
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