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Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym
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StickFigure
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babybodybuilder2.5 said:Ok....I understand your beef, now allow me to explain why I used the word gay. Perhaps I should have explained it more clearly in my first thread. Theses guys only do it because of the fact that I'm gay. If I'm not near them, they will workout in a normal fashion. Hope this will clear thing up, and man you need not come down on a person so harsh...be cool about everything. I put up with crap like this all the time, and find it insane....Here we all are in the year 2004, and people still are bothered by that word.
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Hmm? I think I got a few.
The first 2 involve me.
I'm in the power rack doing squat singles. 6x1. I'm like on my 4th set when I hear something. Real faint. Kinda sounded like a rip. I rack the bar and kinda grab back there real discreet like only to find I have ripped a nice 3 inch seam down the back of my shorts. Now my shorts are fairly loose, but I failed to pull them up a little before I setup. This wouldn't be so bad exept that these shorts don't have a liner in them and I'm not wearing any underwear cuz I grew up believing underwear was only good for cutting off the circulation down there. Commando style.
Anyway, lol, I act real casual and walk up to the front desk and and order a protein drink and start checking out there overpriced workout gear. I grab a pair of shorts and pay for them and change. The PT at the front desk asks me what that was all about so I tell him. The putz lol, tells every other person that works at that gym about my little incident and for the next few workouts I get pestered about my ass ripping experience. Btw, I went and finished my last 2 reps.
Another time I was doing dumbell sidebends to help improve my lateral stability on my squats as I was finding that I was teetering just a little as I did my reps. Definitely fixed that problem. So I'm doing my sidebends and this HOT girl is standing right next to me doing some stupid 5lbs dumbel curl/press/lateral negative combo or whatever and on about the 3rd rep I just rip a fart big time. Not one to just quit a set I kept at it. FAAAaaaaaaT! I rip another one! And another! By the 10th rep I was starting to sound like Master and Commander with all the heavy cannon fire. The whole time I'm acting like nothings going on.
So I finish and switch to the other side. The sets going good and nothings squeekin out. Right before I finish my last rep a little pip squeek fart pops out and I burst out laughing. I looked at the girl who for some reason stayed in the same spot through the whole show and gave her a goofy smile. She just turned her nose up in disgust and proceeded to continue her 3 move arm/shoulder combo. I finshed my workout and went home.
Hmm, some of the stupidest or funniest ish I have seen others do?
I saw this fat/thick cuban guy punching one of the support beams on the cable/chinup station like he was fighting Tommy Hearns.
This one guy all dressed up in olympic lifting gear complete with shoes goes to the squat rack and proceeds to do quarter reps with 95lbs for a set of 3.
This 6 foot+ tall, skinny asian guy doing literally 2" ROM squats with like 500 pounds. This guy had no build whatsoever, but he sure must have had a strong spine lol.
Saw a teenage kid doing bench with 185 for like 10 reps which was pretty good considering how skinny he was, except the bar was dipping down about 6-8" lower on the left side throughout the whole set! Talk about strength imbalance, nerve impairment and setting yourself up for a serious injury.
I always get annoyed when I see these super hot chicks in spandex and thong doing stiff legged deads on the platform for all to see and acting all irritated when they catch you starin. If you don't like it, then cover up that frickin camel toe!
Oh ya! My 2 personal favorites! I saw this skinny guy doing one legged presses on the horizontal leg press machine with the whole stack. Too bad he was only moving the weight about an inch. Man, he must have strong ankles.
Another guy was doing doing leg presses on the same machine only he was real gangly and he had his feet so high and went so deep that his knees went past his ears. I'm not making that up. Normally I don't say anything, but I just had to let this guy know that he was going to destroy his lower back if he didnt lower his feet and not go so fuggin deep. The guy just looks at me like I'm an ass so I hop on the machine, put on more than double his weight and rep out 30 reps in front of him and walk away. I don't remember seeing him there again.
Sorry if my post was a little graphic.
The first 2 involve me.
I'm in the power rack doing squat singles. 6x1. I'm like on my 4th set when I hear something. Real faint. Kinda sounded like a rip. I rack the bar and kinda grab back there real discreet like only to find I have ripped a nice 3 inch seam down the back of my shorts. Now my shorts are fairly loose, but I failed to pull them up a little before I setup. This wouldn't be so bad exept that these shorts don't have a liner in them and I'm not wearing any underwear cuz I grew up believing underwear was only good for cutting off the circulation down there. Commando style.
Anyway, lol, I act real casual and walk up to the front desk and and order a protein drink and start checking out there overpriced workout gear. I grab a pair of shorts and pay for them and change. The PT at the front desk asks me what that was all about so I tell him. The putz lol, tells every other person that works at that gym about my little incident and for the next few workouts I get pestered about my ass ripping experience. Btw, I went and finished my last 2 reps.
Another time I was doing dumbell sidebends to help improve my lateral stability on my squats as I was finding that I was teetering just a little as I did my reps. Definitely fixed that problem. So I'm doing my sidebends and this HOT girl is standing right next to me doing some stupid 5lbs dumbel curl/press/lateral negative combo or whatever and on about the 3rd rep I just rip a fart big time. Not one to just quit a set I kept at it. FAAAaaaaaaT! I rip another one! And another! By the 10th rep I was starting to sound like Master and Commander with all the heavy cannon fire. The whole time I'm acting like nothings going on.
So I finish and switch to the other side. The sets going good and nothings squeekin out. Right before I finish my last rep a little pip squeek fart pops out and I burst out laughing. I looked at the girl who for some reason stayed in the same spot through the whole show and gave her a goofy smile. She just turned her nose up in disgust and proceeded to continue her 3 move arm/shoulder combo. I finshed my workout and went home.
Hmm, some of the stupidest or funniest ish I have seen others do?
I saw this fat/thick cuban guy punching one of the support beams on the cable/chinup station like he was fighting Tommy Hearns.
This one guy all dressed up in olympic lifting gear complete with shoes goes to the squat rack and proceeds to do quarter reps with 95lbs for a set of 3.
This 6 foot+ tall, skinny asian guy doing literally 2" ROM squats with like 500 pounds. This guy had no build whatsoever, but he sure must have had a strong spine lol.
Saw a teenage kid doing bench with 185 for like 10 reps which was pretty good considering how skinny he was, except the bar was dipping down about 6-8" lower on the left side throughout the whole set! Talk about strength imbalance, nerve impairment and setting yourself up for a serious injury.
I always get annoyed when I see these super hot chicks in spandex and thong doing stiff legged deads on the platform for all to see and acting all irritated when they catch you starin. If you don't like it, then cover up that frickin camel toe!
Oh ya! My 2 personal favorites! I saw this skinny guy doing one legged presses on the horizontal leg press machine with the whole stack. Too bad he was only moving the weight about an inch. Man, he must have strong ankles.
Another guy was doing doing leg presses on the same machine only he was real gangly and he had his feet so high and went so deep that his knees went past his ears. I'm not making that up. Normally I don't say anything, but I just had to let this guy know that he was going to destroy his lower back if he didnt lower his feet and not go so fuggin deep. The guy just looks at me like I'm an ass so I hop on the machine, put on more than double his weight and rep out 30 reps in front of him and walk away. I don't remember seeing him there again.
Sorry if my post was a little graphic.
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This guy wears sun glasses all the year long and a cap backwards
He loaded the leg press with a dozen plates
Groan enough for everyone to look at him
Took a deep breath
Have a few glances in the mirror
Another loud pig groan
got out of the press to go drink water
Re-deep breath
Re-groan
and got stuck at his first rep
He needed people to help him get out of the press
He loaded the leg press with a dozen plates
Groan enough for everyone to look at him
Took a deep breath
Have a few glances in the mirror
Another loud pig groan
got out of the press to go drink water
Re-deep breath
Re-groan
and got stuck at his first rep
He needed people to help him get out of the press
babybodybuilder2.5
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Glad we got that cleared up....later dude.StickFigure said:
capn
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jstrong20 said:The Almighty said:He will then jump up and down while the other two guys slap his ass every time he lands. He will do 10 "reps" of those then lie down on the floor during his break.
Fuckin irritating as shit. [/QUOTE
Holly shit thats funny
I AGREE. that is my favorite story in this thread
we have "flex" and "spandex" in my gym flex is about 50 yr. old, smells like he has never showered and flexes about 20 times an hour. hes 5' 8" 150 decent shape but he needs to flex at home! spandex got in a car wreck so hes messed up in the head, every day he wears spadex shorts up to his ass almost and does the worst form and stupid exersizes but he has done some shows so hes in good shape
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