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Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym
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ffknight84
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halfaclue said:
as long as you hang it out to dry properly you can wear under armour for the entire week. And I hate those pretty boys to that come in the gym and try to jump in with me on certain exercises, then cant do em and lower the weight, fuck ups...
celticdragon
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at one local gym by where i live they have benches that are only about 8inches off the ground. there is one guy i usually never go there but when i did i saw this kid with 385 on the bar. he is only about 180 so i was confused. with his father spotting him he took the bar off the rack and lifted his butt off the bench about a foot or more, cutting the range of motion in half and bouced it like a madman. he got it. now the sad thing is i constantly hear stories about how much this kid can bench! he goes around telling everyone. it makes me look bad becuase i can do slightly more legitametly on a real bench with good form. needless to say i hate this person. anyone ever heard anything like this?
ffknight84
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celticdragon said:
challenge him to a good form bench contest, no bouncing flat back, etc. then youl fuck him up
Singleton
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People who cannot or will not rack their weights.
I work out in one of those fancy-type health clubs. I can't find a decent HC gym.
Man, I miss fucking Gold's gym on Cole X Santa Monica. That is the best fucking gym!
Anyway, at my gym, I see stuff like 45 dumbell adjacent to a 95 dumbell, dumbells on the floor. I think it's the mentality of the middle-upper class that they're too good to put stuff away. --that's for the immigrant workers. Further evidenced by the towels all over the gym.
I don't care what you do with them -- grunt like a pig, use them wrong, overarch your back -- just please, PUT THE WEIGHTS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG.
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I work out in one of those fancy-type health clubs. I can't find a decent HC gym.
Man, I miss fucking Gold's gym on Cole X Santa Monica. That is the best fucking gym!
Anyway, at my gym, I see stuff like 45 dumbell adjacent to a 95 dumbell, dumbells on the floor. I think it's the mentality of the middle-upper class that they're too good to put stuff away. --that's for the immigrant workers. Further evidenced by the towels all over the gym.
I don't care what you do with them -- grunt like a pig, use them wrong, overarch your back -- just please, PUT THE WEIGHTS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG.
Thank you
Primo57
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All of the little guys that actually think the fitness chicks will give them the time of day. Other than that, there's a guy that comes in and trains in his damn khaki's, white shirt and necktie. Oh yeah, and the guys that will put a 25 and 2 10's on one side of a barbell and a 45 on the other (wtf?)
Brett44444444
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At the University gym I work out at, there are a bunch of characters.
There is this huge ass asian guy (5'11'', 315lbs, ~40% bodyfat) who works out alone, grunts, and talks to himself. He was doing shoulder presses, and when he finished he started rambling loadly to himself as normal. I stopped by leg extentions to hear what he was saying -
"Anata wa sumo desuka? (pause, as if waiting for a response) ANATA WA SUMO DESUKA!?!?!? (pause) HAI!!!! (now screaming to himself) WATASHI WA SUMO DESU!!!!
I speak a little bit of Japanese, and the guy was saying
"Are you a sumo? ....... ARE YOU A SUMO!?!?!? YES!!!!! I AM A SUMO!!!!!"
he then slaps his hands together and starts another set. I just about shit myself.
There is also this one guy, about 70 years old, 5'8''. 110lbs, 9% bodyfat(his small as frame is actually somewhat defined) who comes into the gym wearing nothing but black daisy dukes. No shirt, socks, wife-beater, just this six inch coil of fabric. The whole gym loves the guy.
There is this huge ass asian guy (5'11'', 315lbs, ~40% bodyfat) who works out alone, grunts, and talks to himself. He was doing shoulder presses, and when he finished he started rambling loadly to himself as normal. I stopped by leg extentions to hear what he was saying -
"Anata wa sumo desuka? (pause, as if waiting for a response) ANATA WA SUMO DESUKA!?!?!? (pause) HAI!!!! (now screaming to himself) WATASHI WA SUMO DESU!!!!
I speak a little bit of Japanese, and the guy was saying
"Are you a sumo? ....... ARE YOU A SUMO!?!?!? YES!!!!! I AM A SUMO!!!!!"
he then slaps his hands together and starts another set. I just about shit myself.
There is also this one guy, about 70 years old, 5'8''. 110lbs, 9% bodyfat(his small as frame is actually somewhat defined) who comes into the gym wearing nothing but black daisy dukes. No shirt, socks, wife-beater, just this six inch coil of fabric. The whole gym loves the guy.
1) Little 180lbs fuckers who walk around the GYM and act like they are the shit. Then you see these little shits out at the club wearing tight shirts, and they need to be punched because their is nothing to brag about!!
2) That 1 guy in the gym who has been their for years and has not made one change with his physique, and you feel like telling him to pick another hobby.
3) Guys who act like their Arnold and try to spread their knowledge about weights when actually they dont know shit.
4) UGLY fat chicks in spandex on the tred, (stay at home w/ Richard Simmons)
5) Personal Trainers who look like shit.
2) That 1 guy in the gym who has been their for years and has not made one change with his physique, and you feel like telling him to pick another hobby.
3) Guys who act like their Arnold and try to spread their knowledge about weights when actually they dont know shit.
4) UGLY fat chicks in spandex on the tred, (stay at home w/ Richard Simmons)
5) Personal Trainers who look like shit.
I worked at a gym when I was in college and saw a lot of dumb shit but the best was this old guy running on the treadmill. This hot chick walks by him to get on the stair climber behind him. He turns his head to check her ass out and falls flat on the treadmilll. It then launches him like a torpedo into the mirror breaking the mirror. I laughed so hard I cried
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This is funny as shit, this exact same thing happened at my gym and the dude never came back.
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This is funny as shit, this exact same thing happened at my gym and the dude never came back.
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