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chanmanfoo
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i saw someone load eight plates on each side of the leg press sled and just sit there doing nothing for about 15 minutes. then he unloaded them and moved on. dont really know whats wrong with this guy.
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Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym
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Good call bro. theres alot of funny stuff that goes on in a gym...but alot of them do what they think is right and what will work for them. At least there putting out some kinda of an effort.pitbullstl said:....it's actually quite hysterical....but hey....even though we sit here and make fun....in all honesty, at least these people are working out....sort of.....as opposed to becoming old fat obese people...and making everyone else's health insurance go up....
jonnydjonnyd
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i was doing chins one day and a guy about 30 look like he's maybe from israel or turkey or something goes walking to the bench press station with his arms way out to the sides. anyways he loads it to 135, and after his first rep he yells:
"MONEY!"
i turned my head around like wtf
after next rep he yells:
"POWER!"
next rep:
"VEEMEN!" (standard immigrant pronunciation of 'women')
"STRENGTH!"
and then back to MONEY.
needless to say, the fukin bastard ruined my workout, i couldnt stop laughing long enough to finish a proper set. actually, everybody in the place was laughing, he was too embarassed to do it the next set.
as if bench pressing is going to give him money power women and strength.
okay maybe strength.
"MONEY!"
i turned my head around like wtf
after next rep he yells:
"POWER!"
next rep:
"VEEMEN!" (standard immigrant pronunciation of 'women')
"STRENGTH!"
and then back to MONEY.
needless to say, the fukin bastard ruined my workout, i couldnt stop laughing long enough to finish a proper set. actually, everybody in the place was laughing, he was too embarassed to do it the next set.
as if bench pressing is going to give him money power women and strength.
okay maybe strength.
SwitchedOn
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I was in the gym after class on Thursday and was rolling after seeing this shit...
Ok, for the past few weeks I keep seeing these two wannabe G-style guys coming in the gym at around the same time I'm in there. Well this particular day only one of them came in- not alone mind you, but with his hoe (hoe or not she was a sexy woman...). He racks up 135 on incline to warm up I presume. He then racks 185, gets maybe 4-5 reps and kills the set. So I'm watching this pathetic show off in the mirrors start to pull the 25lber's off, thinking he's done with the bench. Next thing I know he's tossing on another plate. About this time I'm shaking my head, between exercises, watching the gym assistant rolling his eyes as if to say "fuck, instead of standing around I'll have to help this pap smear..."
Well this moron lays back on the bench, still yakking with his woman, grabs the bar, seems to heave and relaxes.
Of course he plays it off and keeps talking to his old lady (like nothing happened lol). He waits a couple and grabs the bar again. By this time I'm about 10 feet from the dickless wonder doing skullcrushers.
His woman is standing close to him, he's pumped, feels the cold steel bar in his hands-trying to send himself into the void created by the mind when enduring harsh physical trauma. He heaves this final time...
And alas!!! He doesn't move the bar a fuckin inch. There wasn't so much as a clank
What a pathetic fuck
SwitchedOn
Ok, for the past few weeks I keep seeing these two wannabe G-style guys coming in the gym at around the same time I'm in there. Well this particular day only one of them came in- not alone mind you, but with his hoe (hoe or not she was a sexy woman...). He racks up 135 on incline to warm up I presume. He then racks 185, gets maybe 4-5 reps and kills the set. So I'm watching this pathetic show off in the mirrors start to pull the 25lber's off, thinking he's done with the bench. Next thing I know he's tossing on another plate. About this time I'm shaking my head, between exercises, watching the gym assistant rolling his eyes as if to say "fuck, instead of standing around I'll have to help this pap smear..."
Well this moron lays back on the bench, still yakking with his woman, grabs the bar, seems to heave and relaxes.
Of course he plays it off and keeps talking to his old lady (like nothing happened lol). He waits a couple and grabs the bar again. By this time I'm about 10 feet from the dickless wonder doing skullcrushers.
His woman is standing close to him, he's pumped, feels the cold steel bar in his hands-trying to send himself into the void created by the mind when enduring harsh physical trauma. He heaves this final time...
And alas!!! He doesn't move the bar a fuckin inch. There wasn't so much as a clank
What a pathetic fuck
SwitchedOn
McBane that shit was killing me man. I can just picture some big bodybuilder doing that to the skinny patrons that fuck up our workouts. AHh never the less here is mine.
Well I used to work out at this one gym that was just closed down a couple months back, well in this gym we had this one guy that had just started coming in like 3 months before the place closed. He would walk around with his arms puffed out at his sides even though he had NO LATS!!! His arms were pretty shitty maybe a lean 15inches nothing special in the least. Well this guy no matter what would have his arms out, he walked around with this look on his face like he could kick tysons ass. He also had this fucking ANNOYING habit of standing in front of a mirror putting his hands together in front of him and rubbing them back and forth so I guess he could see his muscles. Damn I hated this fucker, we started calling him "Train Wreck" it's something you don't want to look at but something draws you to state.
Well anyway this ass pounder never does anything but arms hell thats all I ever seen him do except one time he did bench and struggled with 135 for like 8 reps. His brother/cousin I was never sure because my lifting partner and I thought they were inbred. Well this guy we called "the cable guy" he would NEVER do ANYTHING but tricep cable machines. He would come in there and tie the fucking cable machine up for 2 hours EVERY DAY!!! He would have the handle and its hard to describe but he would grab it at the top and pull it down to his waist then turn his wrist over and do like a lat pushdown. It done nothing for his triceps but the fucker did it everyday. I couldn't stand these two asspounders and was glad that gym closed down and the new one I am at they haven't came to yet. Thank you God.
Well I used to work out at this one gym that was just closed down a couple months back, well in this gym we had this one guy that had just started coming in like 3 months before the place closed. He would walk around with his arms puffed out at his sides even though he had NO LATS!!! His arms were pretty shitty maybe a lean 15inches nothing special in the least. Well this guy no matter what would have his arms out, he walked around with this look on his face like he could kick tysons ass. He also had this fucking ANNOYING habit of standing in front of a mirror putting his hands together in front of him and rubbing them back and forth so I guess he could see his muscles. Damn I hated this fucker, we started calling him "Train Wreck" it's something you don't want to look at but something draws you to state.
Well anyway this ass pounder never does anything but arms hell thats all I ever seen him do except one time he did bench and struggled with 135 for like 8 reps. His brother/cousin I was never sure because my lifting partner and I thought they were inbred. Well this guy we called "the cable guy" he would NEVER do ANYTHING but tricep cable machines. He would come in there and tie the fucking cable machine up for 2 hours EVERY DAY!!! He would have the handle and its hard to describe but he would grab it at the top and pull it down to his waist then turn his wrist over and do like a lat pushdown. It done nothing for his triceps but the fucker did it everyday. I couldn't stand these two asspounders and was glad that gym closed down and the new one I am at they haven't came to yet. Thank you God.
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