Whats the stupidest thing you have seen at your gym

[jb160]

its the funniest thing I have read on thids board 4 sure!!!!!!!!!

 

[Willyumyum]

I saw some asshole thinking he was hot shit preacher curling 55lbs dbs at lightning fucking speed and he cracked himself in the mouth, started bleeding everywhere and probably chipped several teeth.. He didn't know what to do with himself so he made a mad dash for the bathroom.... Me and a few of the others at the gym couldn't stop laughing (of course to ourselves, so as not to attract captain moron's attention when he returned to finish his lightning fast preacher curls, and then proceed to massacre the form of some other exercise )

YUM

 

[ffknight84]

Re: go JA_RULE

you be livin it up

I love to call kats out like that. like one time this guy was doing incline DB bench with like 60lbs and woudl jsut drop them from the top of his lift. he was like they are so heavy you could not put them down soft. so I jsut grabed the 120's and hit like 4 reps and put them down like a baby

my dad did that to one of the staff guys at my gym who always bothers people. I think they put 315 on the bar, the guy couldnt do one and my dad repped it out. LOLs

 

[3Vandoo]

hmmmmmm here two I remember

- I see a guy pushing some weights, I look at him and I says to myself, hmm he around 230 or so. 30min later I go in the lockers and guess who I see, the lad, and at his side, 3 sweaters, 4 tshirt all wet, and the dork a skinny 150lbs dude on 6'.

-3 weeks ago, doing squats, I have 760lbs, I am performing my set, I am going down and that fucking jerk (stupid idiot, with a nice accent, fat like a fuck, tons of jewelry, and hairy like a monkey) bounced on ME, not once BUT THREE TIMES!!!!!!!

 

[iceman21]

this one dude at my gym puts his cell phone in the gym lockers by the free weights. when it rings (really f'in loud) he RUNS by everyone to pick it up. then he walks around the whole fucking gym past the treadmills stair masters etc. back to the free weights A FEW TIMES making sure everyone can see him and hear him. every damn time i see him at the gym he will be on his phone at some point walking by everyone. its like dude you dont need to prove to anyone that you have friends u fag...

 

[Ripe1]

A guy was doing dumbell side bends . The part I don't get is, why the hell was he holding a dumbell in both hands??

 

[NapoleanComplex]

1) People that try to perform a set w/ too much weight...recking all form what-so-ever.
- these two fags come in and load up the curl bar w/ 55lbs on each side, the proceed to perform preacher curls on going through the top 1/4th of the range of motion.

2) The guys that sweat like a whores in church and neglect to wipe of the equipment.

3) Fat guys who think they are strong...

4) People who fill up HUGE water bottles at the water fountain.

5) Extremely hairy guys who workout w/out shirts.

6) People who workout in sandals. (I like to do dumbell work next to them, and drop the DBs til they move away.)

7) There are more...

 

[PBR]

There is a million of these arent there?? OK, got this older guy in my gym, early fifties....not in great shape...Wears all the gear all at once...Complete with big towel around his neck ....Always doggs me. He is always trying to do alot of weight around me, as I lift fairly heavy...So the other day, he decides to bench after me. I go to incline after doing flat. He goes over to the bench and loads up 285lbs...I go " shit" thats alot for that guy, he's not even warm"... talking to a friend...we watch..Takes the bar off and attempts to get it off his chest, when his Tricep DETATCHES with a big snap!!...we just stood there, "holy shit, did you see that???" the guy left in horrible pain and has not returned as of yet ....

 

[Trapper]

Watching some guy trying to figure out how to use a Pec Deck...and trying to get his legs up there thinking it was used for a leg exercise!! LOL!!!!!

 

[Ironhorse_m87]

actually i did something totally fuckin stupid at gym once, the dumbells used to go up to 100lbs only in the gym i was training at, and i used to love doing dumbell overhead triceps extensions, but obviously the 100lbs were too light so i used to get some blu tack and stick on 10lb plates all the way up to 150lbs, now this worked for about 4 months until these two little guys insisted on spotting me, anyhow they droped the plated onto my head, there was blood everywhere, i couldnt even see cus it was all in my eyes.

Hardcore training or stupidity you decide.