shmucko....that is some funny shit.......a misterious STD that is not here in the USA...never been in any medical journal in the USA...and we wrote off MIA's during Nam who caught it...I hope you were kidding?
What do they do search your dick at the airport? That would be some embarrasing isht if they tell you you can't go back to the US because you got an STD. What do you tell your relatives waiting in the U.S.?