whats the easiest way to get down a girls pants??

[hamstershaver]

i figure its food, if you feed them you basically can have your way with them afterwards

 

[BileStew]

Roofies or ether works for me.

 

[Gymgurl]

I good strong drink....about 6-7 for you two to get down them

 

[hamstershaver]

my record is 4 drinks, usually it does take 6-7 for a girl to do me but she was a lightweight

 

[SoKlueles]

I wouldnt have to take much to get down hamsters

 

[Mr. Black]

Excstasy hands down

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Excstasy hands down

Yeah a little of that helps

 

[magman1]

Excstasy hands down

yeah, but if ya meet a girl out, she MAY be a little weary of takin E with a random guy...bacardi does the trick

 

[indygolfer]

"Does this rag smell like Ether?"

 

[gingersnap]

diamonds ARE a girls best friend

 

[INNOCENT]

a little g... or some pain pills with a beer or 2

 

[machaveli]

a little g... or some pain pills with a beer or 2

dam --- thats a little harsh. works though! i just be myself and i can get down most girls pants. Girls like guys who can be themselfs and make them laugh. the hard part is kicking them the fuck out when your done with them. For some reason they cant take a hint that i dont wont them hanging around me the next day.

 

[Athos]

A ski mask, a gun, duct tape and an empty cargo van .

 

[BileStew]

A ski mask, a gun, duct tape and an empty cargo van .

Who are you looking to abduct, Patty Hearst?

 

[sweetnes11]

OK,, you guys are starting to scare me ,,drug, alcohol , duck tape , whats up with all this??

 

[magman1]

i hate girls that are soo into you then play the "eww, i cant get down on the first nite shit" and at my school(penn state) if i girl says that, u better stop rite there, cuz they are crackin down on sexual assualts so much its not funny...barely get the guys version..but its like WTF, we're at college...what do you want, me to take you out for icecream?

 

[Athos]

i hate girls that are soo into you then play the "eww, i cant get down on the first nite shit" and at my school(penn state) if i girl says that, u better stop rite there, cuz they are crackin down on sexual assualts so much its not funny...barely get the guys version..but its like WTF, we're at college...what do you want, me to take you out for icecream?

There's something to be said for first date sex but is she the one you want to take home for Christmas to meet the folks?

Dude, if she's doing you on the first date then you ain't the first nor the last.

 

[Athos]

Who are you looking to abduct, Patty Hearst?

Does it matter?

It's all in the hunt.

 

[Athos]

OK,, you guys are starting to scare me ,,drug, alcohol , duck tape , whats up with all this??

AHHH!

The smell of fear!


















Just teasin' ya sweet.

 

[WarriorPL]

A ski mask, a gun, duct tape and an empty cargo van .

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[sweetnes11]

AHHH!

The smell of fear!


















Just teasin' ya sweet.

Good I was getting worried,

 

[Christopher X]

i figure its food, if you feed them you basically can have your way with them afterwards

Humour is good - get her laughing!

 

[Christopher X]

Dude, if she's doing you on the first date then you ain't the first nor the last.

The same replies in reverse, though, too. If I'm doing her on the first date then she ought to know that she's not the first or the last either.

 

[plornive]

If she's having sex with different people regularly and you DON'T get her on the first night, then you probably either got owned or you shouldn't have gone out with her in the first place.

 

[obiwan9962]

i find if i cook a nice dinner
3 or 4 courses
a nice bottle of wine
sade on the cd player
fireplace going and candles
i usually can have alittle fun


if that doesn't work then drag out the bottle of tequila

 

[sweetnes11]

i find if i cook a nice dinner
3 or 4 courses
a nice bottle of wine
sade on the cd player
fireplace going and candles
i usually can have alittle fun


if that doesn't work then drag out the bottle of tequila

This would work for me

 

[Gymgurl]

i find if i cook a nice dinner
3 or 4 courses
a nice bottle of wine
sade on the cd player
fireplace going and candles
i usually can have alittle fun


if that doesn't work then drag out the bottle of tequila

This one is the best one so far....start doing body shots with the tequila and your in for a fun night lol

 

[sweetnes11]

OK the best way to get into womens pants is to put one leg in at a time pull up to hips , Then wiggle butt and pull up at same time , after they are up zip the zipper, just that easy LOL

 

[corythosaurus]

OK the best way to get into womens pants is to put one leg in at a time pull up to hips , Then wiggle butt and pull up at same time , after they are up zip the zipper, just that easy LOL

So very true. LOL

 

[sweetnes11]

was just trying to help lol

 

[Deterass]

i figure its food, if you feed them you basically can have your way with them afterwards

I have found out just be blunt.If you can tell she might be willing just get to the point.

 

[SoKlueles]

I like blunt........objects.

 

[Mr. Black]

Sometimes a load of bullshit can go a long ways too. Depending on the girl and the situation some classic lines such as "I love you", "You are so beautifull" or perhaps "I've nerver met anyone as special as you" are all very effective pantie removers. Yes all of the above have helped me score at one time or another.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Sometimes a load of bullshit can go a long ways too. Depending on the girl and the situation some classic lines such as "I love you", "You are so beautifull" or perhaps "I've nerver met anyone as special as you" are all very effective pantie removers. Yes all of the above have helped me score at one time or another.

That is just pure evil lucky I am not dumb enough to fall for most of that crap.

 

[Mr. Black]

 

[drgoodbody]

Sometimes a load of bullshit can go a long ways too. Depending on the girl and the situation some classic lines such as "I love you", "You are so beautifull" or perhaps "I've nerver met anyone as special as you" are all very effective pantie removers. Yes all of the above have helped me score at one time or another.

Agreed, its evil but shit ya, it works.

DrG

 

[sweetnes11]

Sometimes a load of bullshit can go a long ways too. Depending on the girl and the situation some classic lines such as "I love you", "You are so beautifull" or perhaps "I've nerver met anyone as special as you" are all very effective pantie removers. Yes all of the above have hped me score at one time or another.

That might work if you just wanted sex, but what if there could me more like a relationship?

 

[Mr. Black]

That might work if you just wanted sex, but what if there could me more like a relationship?

Well then this thread would have been labeled "How to build a successfull relationship" instead of "whats the easiest way to get down a girls pants". The key words to be noted here are "easy" and "girls pants".

 

[sweetnes11]

ohhhhhhh I get it, Did I tell you guy I am Blond?

 

[Mr. Black]

No you havn't girl....its ok though, keeps things interesting

 

[hamstershaver]

Sometimes a load of bullshit can go a long ways too. Depending on the girl and the situation some classic lines such as "I love you", "You are so beautifull" or perhaps "I've nerver met anyone as special as you" are all very effective pantie removers. Yes all of the above have helped me score at one time or another.

the L word is a sure fire kitty getter, women are sooo easy and nieve

 

[sweetnes11]

I might be blond , but I am not that dumb, I had a wedding ring ,
before any kitty was given out..

 

[hamstershaver]

I might be blond , but I am not that dumb, I had a wedding ring ,
before any kitty was given out..

and my penis is 3 feet long

 

[sweetnes11]

OK,, I had a ring and a date for the wedding, thats the truth

 

[Mr. Black]

So you'r telling me your hubby had no prior experience with your pussy before he proposed? If so he is either really brave or really klueless

 

[sweetnes11]

I didn't say we didn't mess around,We were married 2 months after we met

 

[Forge]

So sweet, you've only been with one guy (your husband) in your whole life?

 

[Largepaws]

my record was two rolling rocks. I was shit faced, girl i knew as a friend took me home, she had two beers at my pad and turned into a crazied fuck kitten. Love it!

 

[sweetnes11]

So sweet, you've only been with one guy (your husband) in your whole life?

Yes you are right, thats the truth

 

[sweetnes11]

and my penis is 3 feet long

I bet your gf love you having a 3 foot long penis,

 

[SoKlueles]

hamster you have a 3 footl ong penis????? Oooooh la la

 

[hamstershaver]

Yes you are right, thats the truth

youve only had sex with one guy???????????????

 

[Hugh E. Rection]

and my penis is 3 feet long

Congrats.....and welcome to the club.

 

[sweetnes11]

YES

 

[Mr. Black]

Do you ever wonder what it'd be like with someone else?

 

[onerepmaximum]

I might be blond , but I am not that dumb, I had a wedding ring ,
before any kitty was given out..

I'm sure that you're all that plus a bag of chips, but I'd need to test drive the car before I bought it. You should probably post naked pics of yourself so we can try to get a glimpse what must have been going through this guys mind.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOL

 

[obiwan9962]

This one is the best one so far....start doing body shots with the tequila and your in for a fun night lol

that's what i am talking about

 

[magman1]

im talkin about how to get into a girls pants the first nite...im usually pretty good if i have a few dates...but sealing the deal the first nite is what is in question

 

[SoKlueles]

I have never had sex on the first date.

 

[magman1]

yeah, but you girls seem respectable and i wouldnt expect to...im talkin bout chicks equally as drunk as me at college!

 

[hamstershaver]

do all you guys really need to get a girl drunk to get the kitty? it was so easy for me in the day to get it, now i have a 1000lb ball and chain strapped to my ankle and i cant do any of my great moves anymore

 

[juve]

'whats the easiest way to get down a girls pants??'

jaegermeister...!!~

 

[SoKlueles]

do all you guys really need to get a girl drunk to get the kitty? it was so easy for me in the day to get it, now i have a 1000lb ball and chain strapped to my ankle and i cant do any of my great moves anymore

You need to make ur moves on ur gf......or me of course

 

[obiwan9962]

You need to make ur moves on ur gf......or me of course

anytime

 

[sweetnes11]

Do you ever wonder what it'd be like with someone else?

Yes, I have thought about it , But I think that is normal. I am happy with our sex life, and I belive he is too.

 

[magman1]

do all you guys really need to get a girl drunk to get the kitty? it was so easy for me in the day to get it, now i have a 1000lb ball and chain strapped to my ankle and i cant do any of my great moves anymore

no, but im in college, and that is the norm...unfortunately most girls either arent drunk enough or too drunk to have a one nite stand, which rite now, is all im interested in, til i can find a respectable girl here(psu) that doesnt go around and stumble around town every weekend

 

[SoKlueles]

anytime

is that an offer?

 

[obiwan9962]

is that an offer?

why yes it is

 

[Gymgurl]

Hmmmmm...do we have a date yet?

 

[obiwan9962]

Hmmmmm...do we have a date yet?

sounds like fun

 

[SoKlueles]

dang u go from gg to me to gg to me...which is it??

 

[obiwan9962]

dang u go from gg to me to gg to me...which is it??

both
or one at a time
i am an equal opportunity licker

as long as you two don't mind
and your hubbies don't mind
i don't mind

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOL...give mine a beer and a remote and he won't notice that I took a vacation in Canada

 

[SoKlueles]

lol just give mine the remote...and a football game

 

[JerseyDevil]

a rubber mallet

 

[obiwan9962]

LOLOL...give mine a beer and a remote and he won't notice that I took a vacation in Canada

i'll send him a bloody rack or two even (that is 24 beers or 48 for two those that don't know)
and throw in the mother of all remotes


think you can spend a month?

 

[obiwan9962]

lol just give mine the remote...and a football game

super bowl sunday?
deal?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Intro: (Dina Rae) Oooooh
This song reminds me of this thread...

(Eminem) You high baby?
(Dina Rae) Yeeaaahhh.
(Eminem) Yeah?
(Dina Rae) Talk to me.
(Eminem) You want me to tell you something?
(Dina Rae) Uh huh.
(Eminem) I know what you want to hear.

(Chorus A)
(Eminem) I know you want me baby,
I think I want you too,
(Dina Rae) I think I love you baby,
(Eminem) I think I love you too
I'm here to save you girl,
come be in Shady's world
I want to grow together.
let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby,
you know I want you too,
They call me superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I want to save you girl,
come be in Shady's world,
(Dina Rae) Ooooh boy you drive me crazy,
(Eminem) Bitch you make me hurl

(Verse one) They call me superman,
leap tall hoes in a single bound,
I'm single now, got no ring on this finger now,
I'll never let another chick bring me down in a relationship,
save it bitch, babysit
You make me sick,
Superman ain't savin' shit,
girl you can jump on Shady's dick,
Straight from the hip,
cut to the chase,
I tell a mothafuckin' slut to her face,
Play no games, say no names,
ever since I broke up with what's her face,
I'm a different man,
kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask
Kiss my dick, hit my cash
I'd rather have you whip my ass,
Don't put out, I'll put you out.
Won't get out, I'll push you out,
Puss blew out, copin' shit,
wouldn't piss on fire to put you out
Am I too nice
Buy you ice
Bitch if you died,
I wouldn't buy you life,
What you tryin' to be my new wife
What you Mariah
Fly through twice

(Bridge) But I do know one thing now,
bitches, they come they go.
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow,
till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway hoe

(Chorus B) Cuz I can't be you Superman,
can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman,
can't be your Superman,
I can't be your Superman,
can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman,
your Superman, your Superman

(Verse two) Don't get me wrong,
I love these hoes, it's no secret, everybody knows,
yeah we fucked, bitch so what,
that's about as far as your buddy goes,
We'll be friends, I'll call you again,
I'll chase you around every bar you attend,
Never know what kind of car I'll be in,
we'll see how much you'll be partyin' then,
You don't want that , neither do I,
I don't want to flip when I see you with guys,
Too much pride, between you and I,
not a jealous man, but females lie,
But I guess that's just what sluts do,
how could it ever be just us two
I never love you enough to trust you,
we just met and I just fucked you

(Bridge) But I do know one thing now,
bitches, they come they go.
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow,
till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway hoe

(BOTH CHORUS A AND B SUNG AT THE SAME TIME)
(Chorus A) (Eminem) I know you want me baby,
I think I want you too,
(Dina Rae) I think I love you baby,
(Eminem) I think I love you too
I'm here to save you girl,
come be in Shady's world
I want to grow together.
let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby,
you know I want you too,
They call me superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna to save you girl,
Come be in Shady's world,
(Dina Rae) Ooooh boy you drive me crazy,
(Eminem) Bitch you make me hurl

(Chorus B) Cus I can't be you Superman,
can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman,
can't be your Superman,
I can't be your Superman,
can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman,
your Superman, your Superman

(Verse three) First thing you say,
I'm not phased, I hang around big stars all day,
I don't see what the big deal is anyways,
you're just plain ole' Marshall to me
Oooh yah girl run that game,
Hallie Jade,
I love that name, love that tatoo, what's that say
Rot in pieces Uh, that's great
First off you don't know Marshall,
at all so don't grow partial,
that's ammo for my arsenal,
I'll slap you off that barstool,
There's goes another lawsuit,
leave handprints all across you,
good Lordy woahdy,
you must be blown off that water bottle,
You want what you can't have,
ooh girl that's too damn bad,
don't touch what you can't grab,
end up with two backhands,
Put anthrax on a tampax,
and slap you till you can't stand,
Girl you just blew your chance,
don't mean to ruin your plans

(Bridge) But I do know one thing now,
bitches, they come they go.
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I'll love you one day,
maybe we'll someday grow,
till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway hoe

(Chorus A) (Eminem) I know you want me baby,
I think I want you too,
(Dina Rae)I think I love you baby,
(Eminem) I think I love you too
I'm here to save you girl,
come be in Shady's world
I want to grow together.
let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby,
you know I want you too,
They call me superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in Shady's world,
(Dina Rae) Ooooh boy you drive me crazy,
(Eminem) Bitch you make me hurl

(Chorus B x2) Cus I can't be you Superman,
can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman,
can't be your Superman,
I can't be your Superman,
can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman,
your Superman, your Superman.


ouhhh ouuh uuhh uuhhh yeeeaahh ohhh suppermaaan oh o yea yea yea mm aaa

 

[obiwan9962]

dayna
you had alittle time on your hands?