What's the dirtiest thing you've said in bed?

[velvett]

btw velv, who's on that cover of the mag in your avatar?

Stephanie seymour? whoever is she's 100000% gorgeous.

pretty much my ideal woman looks wise

I have no idea, it's an italian magazine.

I know it's not Seymour.

She has spectacular eyes, a bit skinny but very attractive nonetheless.

 

[all the whey]

My "holy grail" is finding a woman as honest as I am.....I found her but she was honest because she's a Jesus freak and of course we could never work.

An Honest girl? That is my fantasy girl!

 

[ceo]

"I'm gonna piss on your face. I'm gonna fart in your mouth. I'm gonna shit all over these walls!"

 

[BlueBird]

"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape".

 

[velvett]

speaking from experience?

It's an exit zone, there are muscles involved and a hole that stretches.

It's than enough to know not to do it?

 

[javaguru]

An Honest girl? That is my fantasy girl!

What does a good woman have in common with a UFO?
























You hear a lot about them but you never actually see one...

 

[all the whey]

It's an exit zone, there are muscles involved and a hole that stretches.

It's than enough to know not to do it?

LOL. I am listening to a radio show that took stats on who was better in bed. Smart or Dumb girls.

They say smart girls are the worse and have less orgasms. They OVER ANALYZE what they are doing.

A dumb chick would not think about that and just enjoy it.

 

[Smurfy]

"I'm gonna piss on your face. I'm gonna fart in your mouth. I'm gonna shit all over these walls!"

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smurfy]

"Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape".

lmao!

 

[velvett]

LOL. I am listening to a radio show that took stats on who was better in bed. Smart or Dumb girls.

They say smart girls are the worse and have less orgasms. They OVER ANALYZE what they are doing.

A dumb chick would not think about that and just enjoy it.

Unfortunately for the dumb chick, she is still a dumb chick when the fucking is over but fortunately for her she can't tell the difference anyway.