What's the dirtiest thing you've said in bed?

[habitualhealth]

can you bring me a napkin? i got crumbs all over the place.

 

[all the whey]

are these the panties your mother laid out for you?

You started the dirty talk. I was just trying to keep up!@

 

[blueta2]

same

"bring me cake you dirty bastard and rub it all over me and make sure you get most in my mouth"

??????

 

[ponyfitness]

"I haven't been fucked that hard since grade school."

 

[blueta2]

can you bring me a napkin? i got crumbs all over the place.

HAHAHAH

 

[rdiddy88]

hey thats not the way my mommy does it

 

[all the whey]

hey thats not the way my mommy does it

Yes it is

 

[curvymommy]

lol@ this thread going from food to pedo real fast.

 

[all the whey]

You started the dirty talk. I was just trying to keep up!@

Hey curvymommy. CW's and my posts were quotes from Seinfeld. (per your k message)

 

[GUARDIAN]

i am not a dirty talker but i used to love it when this one hoe would tell me, "I want you in my ass. I love you fucking me in my ass. I want to feel you tomorrow when I sit."