Whats the best way to jiz on the face of your wife?

[Pat_McCrotch]

Just trying not to get caught when i do it.

 

[ceo]

better do it when she's sleeping then

 

[TanOsaurus]

Wait 'til she's asleep & let gravity do the work...

When she wakes up all upset...

Tell her you must have confused her with that Whore the Bro's on EF found you to cheat with...

 

[BNG]

All you have to do is heap compliments on her when she's doing the deed. After she feels like a world class cocksucker, and you've told her how erotic it is to see some dribbling down her chin, you won't have to worry about getting caught. It's easier to explain why you couldn't help it due to her tremendous abilities and ask for forgiveness.

Or you can just walk up and shoot her in the face while she's watching Dr Phil.