What's the best way to go about fucking around on your wife?

[Frisky]

dude... cheating is disgusting... if you are not happy, DIVORCE.

 

[layinback]

dude... cheating is disgusting... if you are not happy, DIVORCE.

+1

 

[JumpBallWinner]

lol no way....

Right after a bang sess., you're gonna roll over to go sleep and she's gonna tap you and be like "jumpballweiner...you were just joking about the cheating thing, right?"

to which you respond, in a jokingly tone, "would I have still had the energy for what we just did if I wasn't?".

Of course... I'm not married and probably never will be, just not for me.

 

[Wulfgar]

Its science..women are better at cheating than men
cant be argued

 

[ceo]

Its science..women are better at cheating than men
cant be argued

better? you think? Or is it that most men are just more dense?

 

[ponyfitness]

Next time you're in bed with your wife, try a position you have never done before or tell her you want to try it like this. And tell her you want to pretend she's someone else. Give her a wig. Then it's like you're cheating, but without all the hassle and expense.

 

[Mavafanculo]

O and don't even think about acting happy. Thats a dead give away. They spend there life making you miserable. So if they sense an once of happiness in your life. They will set out on a holy crusade to find out what it is and crush it.

 

[silverstar1025]

or leave your wife and save hr and yourself a lot of fuckin heart ache. I hope your joking with this thread.

+1 this thread is not cool and just pisses me off. Why can't people just leave their relationship instead of fucking around.

 

[jdynasty]

Cheating is wrong period, just wrong, you don't want to be there when the world crashes around you, seeing someone cry after you broke their heart, it's hard to come back from that.

 

[silverstar1025]

Cheating is wrong period, just wrong, you don't want to be there when the world crashes around you, seeing someone cry after you broke their heart, it's hard to come back from that.

Yep if he loves his wife at all then he shouldn't do that to her. We always find a way to catch you and when we do it is heartbreaking. You NEVER get over that shit even when the relationship is done and gone. It really messes with your self esteem also. But if you don't love her then do her the favor and leave her, but don't fuck with her head and cheat on her.