Or he could sign on for the starring role in a touring company of "Phantom of the Opera". He wouldn't even have to change his makeup, he already looks perfect for the roll.
I feel loved today... and yes, I know this sound as hell, but people in the know, well, they know.
I just also moved to a new office within the same building, after escaping for 4 years the dread "Moving syndrome" that seems to affect companies of all sizes... Shit is that boring and only then you realize how much crap you have accumulated over time you don't really need.