What would you do if....

[KD1]

Sounds like it is time to teach her the

Donkey Punch and the Paralyzer

whats the Paralyzer ?

 

[omega529]

Why do you have low self esteem? If some people dont like you fuck em, treat them like shit and make them afraid of you.

Sounds like you are heading for a breakup with this chick.

Better get some pics of her doing nasty stuff in bedroom in case she tries to blackmail you for something, or make up a bunch of shit about you.

Well i was really fat most of my life untill the last 2 years...im 5'5 and was 250lbs@ 30%BF 2 years ago....im about 9%bf now and 175lbs now...people treated me like shit in high school....so i got a complex, witch i kinda still have, i have been trieng to get over it, but im finding it extremly difficult....My girlfreind was the only person who really liked me fat or not for the last 5 years, so i decided to try dating her...but i havent dated, or even had sex with another girl in over 2 years.....actually she was the last one...then i broke up with her, cause i wasent really interested in her, but now i like her, but i cant let myself trust her because of my own "complex", and its pissing me off....she dosent seem to notice, or at least she dosent say anything about it....anyway, i got pissed off and told her how i felt, and she just ignored me the rest of the night till i left her house basically....she looked upset though......so i told her i was sorry, kissed her and left at about 12:30 last night.

 

[Gymgurl]

Smack her upside the heed

 

[razrshrp]

ohh Donkey punch is not a bad idea.

yea, go 4 it....lol

 

[omega529]

well about 2 weeks ago i gave her a muscroom mark on her leg, and on her tits.....(mushroom mark=dick marking on a part of a womens body) commonly used in a sentance like....."I gave a mushroom mark on that bitches face when she got smart with me"

 

[txbondsman]

Smack her upside the heed

most girls don't like that GG....

 

[bigbox]

lol First, it's not bad if you're on the couch just hanging out watching tv or something while she's texting out of boredom. However... if you guys are at a really nice french restaraunt or something and instead of speaking to you, she's texting the whole time, it's not cool. I totally know what you mean about poor self image and confidence to the point of having a complex. It sucks being screwed over to the point you can't trust girls at all, especially when one cares a lot for you. Sounds like this ones ok though, especially if she liked you since you were fat!!! Congradulations on the big change, sounds like you've done great!! I'm working on mine now!!

 

[Inhibitor13]

Dude, just shit on her ! ................Literally

 

[bigbox]

Dude, just shit on her ! ................Literally

I knew a guy in high school who found out his girl was cheating, so he ended up getting her to agree to be tied to the bed. He shit on her belly and left her for her parents to find!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

I would quietly walk over to her and grab the phone from her and break it right in front of her..then politely walk away...Unless of course the relationship just began, then I would walk away and never look back