What would you consider a deviant sex act that you've done?

[Frisky]

I had her suck me off while I watched a Jesus Franco erotic film, and smoked a cigar

lol

If i were giving my man a job and he turned the tube on i'd re-evaluate my skills. I'd think he was not really into it and that would be a major turn off for me.

 

[Gymgurl]

why not in the casket

Okay this is sad that I know this lol cause it would crush the lining inside lol





you think I woudn't ask that LOL

 

[HiDnGoD]

Okay this is sad that I know this lol cause it would crush the lining inside lol
you think I woudn't ask that LOL

imagine some guy at the visitation going, "I know that smell. He daid & he still gettin more action than me!".

 

[Gymgurl]

Bwhahahahahahaha

 

[AMGETR]

I was freaky with my ex.

Ate her out when she was bleeding, then she'd make out with me.
She licked my ass, I licked hers.
Golden showers a bunch of times.


She's used goods now.

 

[HiDnGoD]

I was freaky with my ex.
Ate her out when she was bleeding, then she'd make out with me.
She licked my ass, I licked hers.
Golden showers a bunch of times.
She's used goods now.

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. I ain't tellin which ones.

 

[biteme]

I guess the most "deviant" act I did was sucking the titties of a passed out girl at a party - she may or may not have been underage - either 17 or 18 when I was 20 or 21. I was playing pool in the basement of this house with the only other guy awake. I went upstairs for a drink of water and saw her out on the couch. We worked together, and I always wanted to get a look at her tits. I jarred her a bit, and nothing - so I gave one a squeeze from the outside...still no movement - so I reached inside her shirt and cupped one, still nothing. So I pulled her bra down and got a good look at her milky white titty, capped with a big aerola. At that point, I was freaked out at myself and the whole situation, so I went back downstairs to shoot more pool.
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Of course the little head got the best of me, and I had to go back in for another mission. Told the clueless guy I needed more water, and would be right back. Got upstairs, gave her a couple good shoves - no response at all. So I quickly pulled her bra back down and sucked on that titty for about 15 seconds. Her nipple instinctively got hard. At that point, I wasnt gonna do anything else so I headed back downstairs. I had effectively blue balled myself. Definately not something I look back on with good feeling of my actions - but it happened, and no one was the wiser.
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OK, SICKOS, I am sure that can easily be topped...

SHame on you. That is hilarious.

 

[biteme]

Threesome

ditto