me and this hen i was dating back in 95'. we were near the hen house and i had a big tub of peanut butter. nigga was like "whats that peanut butter for?" and i was like "to put all over the inside of my ass so you can eat it out in front of the rooster countess." his name was Yellow Seth. well, needless to say it went down. he was kicked out of the henhouse the next day. we moved in with each other for a little but it didnt really work. supposedly there was this frisbee that lived in the floor below us and whenever i would pee in my toaster it would overflow and drain through the floor into his guest room. pink cell phone.