What Would of Happen If I Moved this Asian dudes fish truck

[curling]

I went to eat sushi for lunch today and I get to my truck and this fish truck is parked behind me. I try like 6 times to get out and there wasn't enough room. Oh I was livid. The truck was running and I was seriously considering moving it. Would I got in trouble(other that the tattooed ridden chinaman knowing some bruce lee stuff). You know like grand theft auto or something?

What finally happened was the dude came out with a to go box and a pair of chop sticks. So relieved I was going to finally get to split he doesn't move. So I start honking and I guess he couldn't hear over the diesel motor. So I get out walk over to his truck and he setting there forking those noodles down with those chop sticks. And I go, will you move your fish I am trying to get out and then he finally moves.

 

[oubeta]

I would have shot him just for being Asian..j/k

 

[Y_lifter]

This post is soooo Bigoted..
Was it really germain to the story to tell us the ethnic details
and stereotypical Asian Bruce Lee reference ?

Guy is probably a Brain Surgeon on the weekends.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Sounds like you need to learn some patience bubs

 

[from zero]

They were all true. I am not bigoted. The bruce lee comment was just in case he knew kung fu. Otherwise he was a skinny dude that I could have took with no problem when he thought I was stealing his truck.

He was being sarcastic. Note his brain surgeon comment.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Clint Eastwood had a similar experience on the Warner Bros lot years ago. He had a reserved space... but rarely used it 'cuz he was almost never on the lot. Some dumb jr. exec type (without a reserved space) got smart - figured out Clint was never there... so she started grabbing his space every day.

Then he started a project and was on the lot. He came every day... and kept finding her blocking his space. He left a couple notes saying, "Hi, this is Clint Eastwood. This is my reserved space. You need to stop parking here." She blew it off. (Probably didn't think the notes were really from Clint.)

One day, I'm standing by the front gate yacking with the guard... when Clint Eastwood comes driving up in this giant ass big wheel monster truck. It was HUGE. I thought it was odd... but didn't think much off it as he drove off.

Then a minute later we started to hear the noise... tires grinding rubber... metal crunching... and finally some chick screaming.

Clint Eastwood moved her car himself... drove over it a couple times too before he moved it.

Clint is cool.

 

[curling]

This post is soooo Bigoted..
Was it really germain to the story to tell us the ethnic details
and stereotypical Asian Bruce Lee reference ?

Guy is probably a Brain Surgeon on the weekends.

They were all true. I am not bigoted. The bruce lee comment was just in case he knew kung fu. Otherwise he was a skinny dude that I could have took with no problem when he thought I was stealing his truck.

 

[Dougly]

Yes, you would get in trouble. Next question.

 

[curling]

Yes, you would get in trouble. Next question.

1. What is your name?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. What is wind speed of an African Swallow?

And I don't see why I would get in trouble he was the idiot that parked behind me.

I am still mused at ylifter's post. But what is so funny that everything I described was facts. I mean he was the stereo typical chinaman you see on movies or in gta3.

 

[2Thick]

Clint Eastwood had a similar experience on the Warner Bros lot years ago. He had a reserved space... but rarely used it 'cuz he was almost never on the lot. Some dumb jr. exec type (without a reserved space) got smart - figured out Clint was never there... so she started grabbing his space every day.

Then he started a project and was on the lot. He came every day... and kept finding her blocking his space. He left a couple notes saying, "Hi, this is Clint Eastwood. This is my reserved space. You need to stop parking here." She blew it off. (Probably didn't think the notes were really from Clint.)

One day, I'm standing by the front gate yacking with the guard... when Clint Eastwood comes driving up in this giant ass big wheel monster truck. It was HUGE. I thought it was odd... but didn't think much off it as he drove off.

Then a minute later we started to hear the noise... tires grinding rubber... metal crunching... and finally some chick screaming.

Clint Eastwood moved her car himself... drove over it a couple times too before he moved it.

Clint is cool.