What were some far fetched things you thought as a kid...

[velvett]

My parents always had their own bedrooms and baths while I was growing up (now their own houses - a different story entirely) and I remember being at a sleep over (4th or 6th grade) at this very grand house in Plandome. We were all camped out in this girl Elizabeth's parent's master bedroom and I remember being horrified to think they had SHARE a bedroom AND a bath. Why ever would your parents do that?

Bittersweet in retrospect...

 

[MP5]

That the South was the evil one during the civil war.

 

[gymtime]

So let me get this straight, if I'm supposed to pee inside that girls coochie, she's gonna overflow.

 

[KHMER ROGUE]

When I was a litte kid, I used to think women became pregnant by kissing men. At the age of ten, I was completely convinced that women receive sperm from men via mouth. Of course, all of that changed when I got my hands on my first porn mag. Needless to say, my jaw dropped like this:

 

[DirtyJa]

I thought that i was the only true living person in the world, and everyone else was fake. That they were just put there to be part of my world and were like robots in a matrix like setting. I still need proof this isn't true.

So true

 

[supersizeme]

I used to think my pee pee would be of no use other than for urinating and getting caught in my fly for the remainder of life. Thank the good lord this turned out to be false.

 

[the People's Champ]

I thought that if you squeezed the steering wheel, the engine would rev higher. making faces was optional

 

[68GT350]

True love and the non-existence of infidelity.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

People lived inside the tv. My grandma's dog could talk, but he just wouldn't.

I also convinced my cousin that my grandma permed her dog and that's why he had curly hair. So I guess if she liked this site she'd say I used to think poodles got perms.

Genies were real, oscar the grouch lived in those garbage can looking things on electrical poles. And many other strange things.