What was your most unusual sexual fantasy?

[biteme]

U know things like cartoon characters, (Daphne from Scooby Doo was really hot) barbie dolls, whatever. Post up. I'm conducting a new study.

 

[strangebrew]

that chick in aladin was smokin' hot.

 

[biteme]

that chick in aladin was smokin' hot.

Go ahead admit it. U beat off to her. There's no shame in it. Everyone here has probably done the same.

 

[Nathan]

I would have to say getting hired as a pilot (minus the actual training of course), and then flying a plane filled with about 50 Hawaiin Tropics models (and only models) and then "accidentally" crashing on a remote island. Luckily, we all survive and food is not scarce and the only real problem we have is boredom. Anyways, months pass and I've secretly been porking every girl, telling each girl to keep our relationship a secret since things could get weird otherwise. Obviously, since this is me we're talking about here, every last one of the girls would not be able to refrain from bragging to her hot model peers. Inevitably, the secret would be out but being the free-spirited gals they are, they'd propose daily all-out orgies centered around my massive, throbbing member. I haven't really spent much time ironing out the details but you get the picture anyways.

 

[biteme]

I was working a part-time job one summer for the school's ground crew. A guy that had recently gotten out of the state mental hospital, looked me dead in the eye with the most serious look and said, "Can you believe my wife left me, just because I fucked a couple of chickens?" I wanted to run away.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

I agree about Daphne from Scooby-Doo. Also, Betty and Veronica were drawn extra-hot in some of the Archie comics.

 

[biteme]

I agree about Daphne from Scooby-Doo. Also, Betty and Veronica were drawn extra-hot in some of the Archie comics.

That's it. I can't take it anymore. Time to get the vasoline out. What about Pebbles when she was grown up? Man I wanted to grab that little ponytail and go to town.

 

[JohnnyMolson]

Is it wrong to think about Smurfette in that way? I always equated her to that episode of Star Trek where Captain Kirk banged the green chick. Blue and green aren't all that far off...

 

[JBRO]

penelope pitstop made my pee pee stick out.

 

[Smurfy]

Is it wrong to think about Smurfette in that way? I always equated her to that episode of Star Trek where Captain Kirk banged the green chick. Blue and green aren't all that far off...

LOL

 

[JohnnyMolson]

Well, don't just lurk, Smurfy...let's hear yours.

 

[ohashi]

I know what Smurfy's is, but seeing as how it involves many, many illegal immigrants and a liberal use of illegal substances (a definite illegal theme here), I will let her do the honors.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I was working a part-time job one summer for the school's ground crew. A guy that had recently gotten out of the state mental hospital, looked me dead in the eye with the most serious look and said, "Can you believe my wife left me, just because I fucked a couple of chickens?" I wanted to run away.

 

[Paulo]

well, anything created by disney in the past 10 years. All the chicks have 36DDs and 14 inch waist.

Excellent role models for little girls to aspire to.

 

[Robert Jan]

well, anything created by disney in the past 10 years. All the chicks have 36DDs and 14 inch waist.

Excellent role models for little girls to aspire to.

YEAH

and those bitches in the X-men cartoons too lol

 

[Sub-Zero]

the power rangers, and like the posts before me- disney characters!


and lara croft was a big one for me in between tombraider 2 and 3

 

[hamstershaver]

bending an obese woman over the all you can eat buffet at the local ponderosa and having my way with her, then she could feed me chicken wings when im done

 

[string_bean00]

I can't believe none of you mentioned She-Hulk. She was lean, mean, and green.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

 

[BO-DEN]

i killed her after